Hell Baby Trailer: Oh, God Rob Corddry. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Things I would rather do instead of watching Hell Baby:
Wiggle my ass around in $240 worth of puddin'.
Go on a lunch date with The Inbred Brothers.
Go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it.
Eat a giant bowl of Lil' Brown Dog Food.
Bet against the orphanage at the Porcupine Racetrack.
Sing a song about bacon.
Watch the United States Men's Bikini Thong Rollerblading Team perform "The Glass Menagerie".
Dip my balls in it.
Of course, you can do what you want.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)