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By Harry Hanrahan | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (0)

If you look closely enough, there’s plenty of evidence to support it the fact that Wall-E is a robot cannibal.Wall-E is not the cute, spunky little trash robot with the heart of Gold that we thought we knew. That little bastard is evil. He is one more bump on the noggin away from compacting some fat little kid into a block of easily stackable garbage. Wall-E is a robot cannibal who murdered all the other robots, stockpiled their parts, and ate them in a ritualistic fashion so that he could live forever.

He is a mindless, eating machine.

You want proof? Check out Harry Hanrahan’s trailer for … Wall-E: The Cannibal Years.

Be afraid. Be very f*cking afraid.

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