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January 20, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 20, 2009 |

Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters on April 10th, facing off against Dragonball Evolution and Seth Rogen’s mall cop flick, Observe and Report. We’re really excited about the Hannah Montana movie around the Pajiba offices — The TV Whore just framed his Best of Both world’s movie poster above his desk. And you can catch Prisco humming her greatest hits while he’s snorting coke off of Phillip’s ass. “Me and Rico Down by the Schoolyard,” is one of his favorites, though I prefer “I am Hannah, Hear Me Croak.”

Anyway, as we prepare ourselves mentally and emotionally for the cinematic experience of a lifetime, we’ve been given, exclusively (along with anyone who has YouTube access), access to the brand new trailer for the movie. That gives us a chance to introduce a new Pajiba Challenge. The task: See how long you can watch the trailer before either turning it off and throwing your employer’s computer out of a fifth story window or succumbing to violent, apoplectic seizures.

I currently hold the record in the Pajiba offices, making it a full one minute and 20 seconds before blacking out and waking up with 2007’s edition of Videohound’s Golden Retriever lodged half-way up my rectum. Thanks a lot, TK.

Watch it and weep, funboys:

Winner Receives Free Frontal Lobotomy! / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | January 20, 2009 |

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