Serial Killer Mistakes: #43
So, here's the $25,000 question: Why do you wait until she closes the bathroom mirror and espies you behind her to lunge after her? Is it really incumbent upon you, as a serial killer, to follow horror movie tropes for the sake of a decent scare? Is the trade-off really worth it, if she takes off running you've got to lurch around the house with that bum knee of yours?
Here's a piece of advice, Mr. Serial Killer man. Next time, rare back with that machete, and as soon as you see her closing the vanity mirror, take a swing. That way, you not only get the startling appearance of your own face in the mirror, but also that of her head flying through the air.
Anwyway, here's the new trailer for Halloween II. It has been completed Rob Zombie'd out. Besides the title, there's really very little left of the original's spirit. Bah.
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