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By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (23)

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Fuck yeah.

Jason Segal (Forgetting Sarah Marshall). Emily Blunt (Young Victoria). Billy Connolly (The Queen). Romany Malco (The 40 Year-Old Virgin).



Did I say fuck yeah? Sorry, I meant fuck you.









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Comments

Now that was just mean.

Posted by: Wednesday at November 3, 2010 11:05 AM

I stopped after the giant robot gave the giant jack ass a giant wedgie.

Such a serious waste of an amazing supporting cast. I would like to say I'll see anyting with Jason Segal and Romany Malco and Emily Blunt and Billy Connolly... but, now... Now that would be a lie.

Posted by: RobP at November 3, 2010 11:06 AM

Well-deserved vitriol aside, they showed the entire goddamn movie in the trailer.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at November 3, 2010 11:09 AM

^^^
Ruined it for anyone who's never read "Gulliver's Travels," did they? The bastards.

Not that this POS will in any way remotely resemble Swift ...

Posted by: , at November 3, 2010 11:12 AM

I'm just so sick of these people blowing their loads all over the trailers before they even get us in the theater. I swear, if you put together all the footage I've seen from "Due Date" in the commercials, I've probably already seen 80% of the fucking movie.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at November 3, 2010 11:16 AM

Between this and you ragging on my girlfriend, Charlize, I think I'm going to need to kick your ass, TK.

No offense. It's not personal. It's just business. Sorry.

Posted by: FordbiddenDonut at November 3, 2010 11:20 AM

And in the crypt of St. Patrick's cathedral, the ossified remains of Jonathan Swift just barfed. No swimming in the Liffey today: 300 year old puke seeping into the river.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 3, 2010 11:33 AM

The cannonball thing was funny. Everything else choked on balls.

Posted by: Skitz at November 3, 2010 11:34 AM

Is that Catherine Tate?

.... Everyone (except Jack Black) can do better.

Posted by: juicyjui at November 3, 2010 11:35 AM

Have we not learned anything yet about putting Jack Black in a leading role?

Posted by: Eep at November 3, 2010 12:08 PM

if you put together all the footage I've seen from "Due Date" in the commercials, I've probably already seen 80% of the fucking movie.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at November 3, 2010 11:16 AM
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And "Unstoppable."

Posted by: , at November 3, 2010 12:09 PM

Goodbye, Swiftian satire.

Hello, Twilight and Transformers references.

Bonus: School of Rock shoutout.

In other words, I just might need a shot of tequila to get through this one.

Posted by: agent bedhead at November 3, 2010 12:40 PM

Well, I thought it looked fantastic. My 12 year old nephew and I are definitely seeing this.

But, then we're NOT miserable bastards who are DEAD INSIDE.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at November 3, 2010 12:57 PM

"But, then we're NOT miserable bastards who are DEAD INSIDE"

So you come here to see how the other half lives?

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 3, 2010 1:06 PM

The cannonball thing was funny gross.

Fixed that for you, Skitz.

Also, *horf*.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at November 3, 2010 1:13 PM

I just might need a shot of tequila to get through this one.

I was thinkin' maybe five or six before I make an attempt at the trailer.
But then I remembered I quit drinking the other day.
Guess I won't be watchin'.

Posted by: Rykker at November 3, 2010 1:30 PM

So you come here to see how the other half lives?

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 3, 2010 1:06 PM

I come here for the funbags and the sandy vaginas. Doesn't everybody?

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at November 3, 2010 1:49 PM

Not paying attention because:

THERE'S A GIANT ON THE BEACH THERE'S A GIANT ON THE BEACH!!!

AMEN.

http://dft.ba/-3N4

Posted by: grace b at November 3, 2010 2:16 PM

So they're skipping on the Brobdingnagians and the Yahoos then?
Or are they being saved for the inevitable sequels?

Oh, and BOO to Chris O'Dowd and Emily Blunt for selling out for this heap of crap.

Posted by: Simon at November 3, 2010 8:27 PM

Fuck. Fuckfuckityfuckfuckfuck. Seriously? Seriously. Okay, I knew it was going to fall pretty sure of decent, but COME ON.

All of these people (minus Jack Black and plus Catherine Tate) should KNOW BETTER. What next? David Tennant and Matt Damon in a Ben Stiller feature?

Posted by: Cadet at November 3, 2010 10:46 PM

CadetL NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! Just shut up right now!

Posted by: trixie at November 4, 2010 12:43 AM

That's weird. A few minutes after watching the trailer, a feeling of intense sadness came over me, and I started to feel a little tearful.

When will happiness return? Is this the end?

Posted by: Caspar at November 4, 2010 5:52 AM

Ah fuck, Jack Black and "from the people who brought you Night at the Museum"...I hit the stop button after that, don't need to see shit to know its shit.

Posted by: TrickyHD at November 4, 2010 10:07 PM