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How To Permanently Scar Your Children For Life

By Brian Prisco | Trailers | June 22, 2009 | Comments ()

This trailer, which was presented by the lovely ladies of the Popcorn Mafia during their live anniversary show, destroyed my soul. It's like the fucking Ring video. I can never unwatch this, and I'm pretty sure that some sort of stuffed animal is going to drag me to the Hell of A Thousand Cabbage Patch Kids (Chinese gotta lotta hells, Mr. Burton).

Things you should know before watching this trailer:

1) It is absolutely a real movie.
2) It is a current movie, and not made in the 90s like you would think.
3) It will eat your soul.


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