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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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A couple of months ago, we featured a promo trailer for Thomas Jane’s Give ‘em Hell, Malone. The promo trailer looked like an ultra-violent Beastie Boys video — it was nothing but bullets and stylistic ultraviolence. It looked pretty fucking amazing.

Well, now Give ‘em Hell, Malone, directed by Russell Mulcahy, is going to Cannes, which suggests that it’s not only ultraviolent, but at least good enough to get into the film fest. And the new trailer suggests as much — it’s like Tarantino noir crossed with Dashiell Hammett, and it looks like Ving Rhames will finally get a role worthy of his talents again. And it’s worth watching for the Johnny Cash, alone.

This is good stuff, folks. I want to go to there:









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Comments

It will be a good movie! Yes! Ving Rahmes is excelent, he's like a black Jason Stantham.

Speaking of which, why hasn't a movie been made staring Rahmes, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jason Stantham?

Posted by: George at May 7, 2009 10:53 AM

I always have issues remember who is who between Ving Rhames and Michael Clarke Duncan. Both of them are good actors.

This looks stellar.

Posted by: Melody at May 7, 2009 10:57 AM

Am I the only one who can only see Brad Garrett in that picture?

Posted by: Jay at May 7, 2009 10:59 AM

I was a big fan of the first trailer, what with the big gun go shooty and the bad guys go blarg.

Now this actually looks good as opposed to simply entertaining.

Posted by: Snath at May 7, 2009 11:01 AM

...

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: ShinyKate at May 7, 2009 11:12 AM

Now that's a good use of the song "Rusty Cage", and I don't really care if Cash is just covering Soundgarden.

Posted by: branded at May 7, 2009 11:22 AM

That trailer is chock full o' awesome.

Posted by: David at May 7, 2009 11:33 AM

Was that Elsa Pataky's boob? That was totally Elsa Pataky's boob!

Sorry, I had something else planned, I don't know where it went.

Posted by: James at May 7, 2009 12:31 PM

Please. Statham wishes he could be the white Ving Rhames.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 7, 2009 12:31 PM

Well, it looks like Thomas Jane finally discovered his niche. This looks fanfuckingtabulous.

Posted by: lizzieborden at May 7, 2009 12:35 PM

Hot damn I want that movie in my life. Seriously, between that and Public Enemies I'll be getting enough shoot 'em ups in kick ass costumes to last me a good little while.

Also, admin, I know this is the wrong thread, but Malone would make a kick ass name for a kid.

Posted by: Kayanne at May 7, 2009 12:42 PM

Aaaaaaaand no. This movie looks like ass, and not the good kind.

Posted by: jimbob at May 7, 2009 12:52 PM

I just want my kids back!

... Old?

Posted by: Fridge at May 7, 2009 12:57 PM

I wasn't feeling it...till the Cash. I could watch "The Teletubbies" if it's got Cash in the background.

Posted by: Diablo at May 7, 2009 1:49 PM

Pure awesomeness

Posted by: dese at May 7, 2009 5:05 PM

You neglected to mention that Doug Hutchison (lookin' like a baddie) and Leland Orser are in this movie. That is a character actor juggernaut all by itself. Also, Thomas Jane is vamping that shit. Also, Ving Rhames. Holy shit I can't wait to see this.

Posted by: Jerce at May 7, 2009 7:57 PM

That just might make hats hot for men again. (I don't mean you in the backward baseball cap, you asshole.)

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 7, 2009 9:00 PM

Oh Comma Chameleon - Would that hats would make a comeback! You guys need to take back dressing well. I'll follow a fedora 'round the block, I will.

Posted by: replica at May 8, 2009 1:23 AM

Are you kidding me? First of all, this movie stars Thomas Jane, not Ving Rahmes. Secondly, Jason Statham is on the cusp of super-stardom while Rahmes is at best mid level supporting actor.

Posted by: Chris at May 17, 2009 10:17 PM


















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