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Yo Joe!

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 30, 2009 | Comments ()


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Below is the International trailer for G.I. Joe, which is the most we've seen of actual footage from the film -- there was an extended teaser spot during the Super Bowl, but this is considerably longer. Unfortunately, it's no less stupid. Jumpin' Jehosophats, this movie looks shitballs moronic. I would not be surprised if, at the end of the film, the cast broke into a Bollywood dance number to the cartoon's theme song. There's enough cheese in the trailer alone to keep the entire Papa John's enterprise afloat.

Stephen Sommers, y'all. For when you can't afford a real director.




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