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"Ghost Riding The Whip" Takes On A Whole New Meaning In The Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Trailer

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)



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I hope it doesn’t ruin whatever credibility I have to say this, but I kind of didn’t hate Nicolas Cage’s first Ghost Rider movie. It isn’t “good” by any stretch of the proverbial imaginiation, but I’ve seen worse movies — and definitely much worse comic book adaptations. Still, I never thought that flick would get a sequel, much less one that looked much more entertaining than its predecessor, like the filmmakers took the inherent absurdity in the subject matter and really let loose with flaming skeleton demon hunter abandon. But that’s exactly what Neveldine and Taylor, directors and screenwriters of the Jason Statham adrenal/snuff Crank films, have done. By the looks of the their self-introduced trailer for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, anyway:


While a distinct lack of Nicolas Cage is welcome, considering the last time he played supernatural stuntman Johny Blaze we saw more of him than necessary, I do, admittedly, think that a full-on, crazed-out, The Wicker Man Nic Cage would probably make this trailer even more radass . Have him set a man on fire with his flame-urine, not just ghostwrite his name in the grass. The man left integrity long ago, so I kind of wish they’d let him Cage Out without the benefit of CGI. Then again, CGI is sort of the point, isn’t it? Maybe in a future installment, instead of pulling the “You should be afraid of me” schtick, he’ll try the “You think fire pee is something to see, just wait’ll I sex up Eva Mendes” trick. We have until the flick’s February 17, 2012 release date to find out (though, a lack of Eva Mendes in the credits might put the kibosh on that before then).

Until that happens, however, we can at least look forward to Ciaran Hinds, HBO’s “Rome“‘s Julius Caesar, as the Devil (the “Devil” Devil). S’loads better than the kid from American Beauty, innit?

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, co-hosts the internet radio show We’re Not Fanboys, and can be found ghost riding the jib on the Twitter @RobOfWar. Seriously, he recommends that if you need a good laugh and haven’t The Wicker Man, you totally should.









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Comments

I fell asleep during the first Ghost Rider and you can't convince me this will be fun.

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2011 10:47 AM

"He fought the curse..."

So Ghost Rider is waging war on the female reproductive system now?

Posted by: admin at August 22, 2011 10:51 AM

I'm not sure what it says about your movie when people complain that Nic Cage wasn't bat-shit crazy enough! But I have to agree.

Posted by: logan at August 22, 2011 11:13 AM

The unheard dialogue of the new Ghost Rider movie.

"Um hey, Excuse me Doc....um...what does it mean when you go to the bathroom and....fire shoots out your dick?"

"Let me get this right, so you're getting a...burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No.....FIRE....shoots out my dick! A burst of flame flies out of my dick when I pee. I can't even pee in my house or I'd burn it down. I gotta go outside to pee now. I was outside taking a leak the other day, when some asshole tried to mug me, I turned around and burned the dude up on the street....MY DICK IS A FLAME-THROWING BLOWTORCH!"

-I believe Eddie Murphy is overdue some script residuals for that.

Posted by: bleujayone at August 22, 2011 12:31 PM

yes, yes, the first one suffered in that origin-story-with-too-much-set-up way, but there was a shitload of things i liked about it.

bring it!

Posted by: gp at August 22, 2011 12:37 PM

That definitely ruins whatever credibility you didn't have. I distinctly recall that my roommate and I started laughing in disbelief at the opening narration on the first GR and never stopped.

"The thing about legends is, sometimes, they're TRUE."

Posted by: trippdup at August 22, 2011 12:37 PM

A big plus for mentioning Ciaran Hinds and that he was Caesar.

A big minus for not thinking Cage was the worst part of the first film.

I'm feeling like the only movie he was ever good in was Valley Girl

Posted by: Protoguy at August 22, 2011 1:04 PM

i have a soft spot for Nic Cage from the Face/Off days so i was willing to forgive the first one bcoz he clearly brought the crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHUqU_ALdYk

fuck Eva Mendes and everything else bout dat movie.

i'm happy they're sticking by Cage. i'm stoked!

Posted by: haplo at August 22, 2011 3:01 PM

Can someone explain to me what the first meaning of "Ghost Riding the Whip" is, so I can fully appreciate this whole new meaning?

Posted by: Sara Tonin at August 22, 2011 3:10 PM

it's hanging outside the car while it's going down the street. It's either cool or idiotic, depending upon the outcome of the attempt. No, take it back, it's not cool unless it's Tosh.0 material

Posted by: Protoguy at August 22, 2011 4:00 PM

"Whip" being the car.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 22, 2011 4:01 PM

but...he's not driving a car.

okay, i get that the bike is his whip, but even if you're a flaming skeleton you need a class m license to ride, otherwise the fuzz will be all up in your grill, son! and don't no piggy like a blazing pile of bones with out the proper paperwork.

also why must he puke and piss fire? come on guys.

Posted by: beet salad at August 22, 2011 8:44 PM

You are joking, right?
Dude pees fire. That's awesome if you're 12 or maybe an adult who fell head first into a coffee table that morning making you think you are a 12 year old.
Also, does he catch bullets in his mouth and "fire" them back at the bad guys? Last time I saw that the person that did it did it because ANGELA LANSBURY told them to do it with magic. Also, that was in a movie aimed at 12 year olds.

Posted by: Clyde M at August 22, 2011 10:05 PM

First of all, the kid from American Beauty never played "The Devil". He was supposed to be playing Blackheart, the son of Mephisto, who is a self proclaimed Devil. Mephisto is really just a somewhat powerful demon with a massive inferiority complex. I laughed my head off when Galactus started consuming his realm.

Anyways, the being that Ghost Rider derives his power from is Zarathos, who is far above Mephisto and Blackheart.

I'm also assuming the kid he's talking too is Dan Ketch? I smell franchise.

Posted by: Tenebrous at August 23, 2011 6:11 AM

He's a ghost rider.... and he's got a chain whip...

He must puke and piss fire because, like water, fire is something that CG does do very well. I'm sure they work every possible angle on that shizz. Oh gawd. I hope... you don't think...Nah, they wouldn't... yeah, they would. ick. and they'd work in some sort of Mexican food joke too...

Posted by: Protoguy at August 23, 2011 6:14 AM

I know! I'm sort of tempted by a new Nicholas Cage movie that he's doing because he has to pay a mountain of back-taxes. Am... am I allowed? Is it legal?

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at August 23, 2011 12:54 PM