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Get In, Get Out, Getaway Gomez Goes Head To Head With The Hunter Becomes The Hunted Hudgens.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | June 10, 2013 | Comments ()


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Former Disney starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez continue their reign of acting terror with new movies coming out in August. Luckily, they are in two separate movies and not another 'collaboration'.

First up is the trailer for Getaway, starring Gomez and Ethan Hawke. Hawke plays race car driver Brent Magna, a man whose wife is kidnapped, forcing him to keep the bus traveling over 50 miles per hour driving wherever the culprit instructs him to go. Gomez plays a hacker, I sh*t you not, that attempts to take her custom Shelby Cobra Mustang back from Hawke's character. The hoodie tells you she's a straight up hacker, y'all. One that can afford a custom Mustang. Anyway, she gets pulled into the whole ratf*ck idiotic premise.

In The Frozen Ground, Hudgens plays a prostitute and stripper who was kidnapped by John Cusack, serial killer, and became his first victim to escape. She obviously serves as the only witness to his guilt. Nicolas Cage is the detective that believes Hudgens and has to fight to get his colleagues to get them on board the Cusack Cuckoo Train.

Which is more ridiculous? Gomez as a hacker/juvenile delinquent or Hudgens as a stripper prostitute with a pimp named Clate Johnson?

The Frozen Ground opens August 23 and Getaway opens August 30.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Batesian

    I'll play your game, you rogue: Gomez as a hacker is more ridiculous.

    Off-topic: Cage is the good guy and Cusack is the bad guy? I wouldn't be surprised if they dared each other.

  • Pawesl

    Nicholas Cage as a Detective? Dear Lord

  • disqus_mQPW6cixfl

    "Luckily, they are in two separate movies and not another ‘collaboration’."

    Why do you say "luckily"? Sometimes when two despicable people get married (think Kardashians and the men they hook up with) I will say: That was nice of them to only fuck up two families instead of four.

    The more bad actors you can cram into one movie, the better the chances they'll stay the fuck away from movies that have a chance to be good.

    Re Hudgens as a stripper: I've seen her naked and I wasn't impressed.

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  • Captain D

    Are you proposing the Kardashians be forced to marry each other? They air their show on E!, not TLC.

  • disqus_mQPW6cixfl

    I ... I guess I am.

    See? The Republicans were right, once you open the door to same-sex marriage, you've got nothing to stop Kardashians from marrying each other. And THEN where will we be?

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  • simplysarah

    I will watch Frozen Ground for Nicolas Cage. Say what you will about that man, but I love him. I've loved him since I was 5 years old watching Peggy Sue Got Married. I even sat through Wicker Man and Ghost Rider (ONE AND TWO!) just for him.

  • Scott Crawford

    I read a good review of Frozen Ground but I don't remember where. I'm suspect due the presence of Nick Cage.

  • Yocean

    Gomez as a hacker. Hudgens as a stripper I can buy because of all the naked pictures she leaked but that little thing as a hacker? There is not a menacing or fierce bone in that tiny body of hers. Now if that were Maisie Williams, I'd be shitting my pants.

  • Wembley

    While I agree with you that Gomez does not inspire hacker-worthiness, but rather laughter; I was unaware hackers were menacing or fierce in person.

  • Yocean

    What you never seen the movie Hackers? They be hella fierce and shit. And movies never lie. But really these day I'd expect them to be a tiny bit threatening or smart, like with Guy Fawks mask or something.

  • Martin Holterman

    You mean like the blonde from Arrow?

  • Wembley

    Well Frozen Ground is 'Based on a True Story' and Cusack is WAY better looking than the real serial killer, so it seems fair that Hudgens can be better looking than the prostitute. No idea if her pimp's real name was Clate Johnson-although it does seem like a difficult name to just make up.

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