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Pop Quiz: A Celebrity is Standing at the Urinal Next to You. What Do You Do?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (14)



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I don’t think that any of us relayed this at SXSW, but there were a few items of note involving Jonah Hill before and after the screening of his movie, the Duplass Bros. directed Cyrus. First off, before the screening, I happened to be in the bathroom at the same time as Hill, and the poor guy … some dude literally walked up to him at the urinal and asked if he could have a photo with him. People really suck. Hill, as gracious as one could in that situation, said, “Sorry man. Not right now,” and slipped out, where his insanely attractive, petite blonde girlfriend was awaiting him. Because of course she was.

Moreover, after the screening, there was a Q & A, and one of the first questions was something along the lines of, “How quickly did you sign on after you found out that Marisa Tomei would be wrapping her legs around you?” Jonah Hill’s response pretty much made the rest of us Jonah Hill fans for life. He said, “Thanks for making an awkward situation even more awkward. That is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard. God, you’re an asshole.” (!) For the rest of the Q & A, Hill called out everyone who asked a dumb question (and thanked the rare few who asked reasonable ones). It was so much more satisfying that watching a celebrity pussyfoot around dumb questions and attempt to answer them by re-framing them in a reasonable way. Also, Q & A’s, by and large, are embarrassing for everyone involved. People have no idea how to ask an appropriate questions where celebrities are involved.

Of course, Dan Carlson had a better story than all of those, thanks to an interview he did with Hill for The Hollywood Reporter the day after Cyrus. But I’ll let Dan do the honors; hopefully, he’ll post it on his blog soon.

What’s that got to do with the Red Band trailer for Get Him to the Greek? Not much, really. Except that Jonah Hill stars in this spin-off of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which is weird primarily for a reason that Dan has annunciated a couple of times: Russell Brand is playing the same character he played in Sarah Marshall, but inexplicably, Jonah Hill is not. There’s almost no reason to have a red band trailer, either. There’s only a handful of profanities and a dildo in it. Otherwise, it’s fairly tame. Also: Doesn’t look that great. Moderately amusing, at best.









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Comments

Look down, and then laugh.
It really freaks them out.

Posted by: Frank_247 at March 23, 2010 11:25 AM

Say, "Ah shit, I thought the sinks in the ladies room were a bit low."

Posted by: BWeaves at March 23, 2010 11:34 AM

Depends on the celebrity. In most cases, I turn 90 degrees and let fly. Don Cheadle? I'm on my knees.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 23, 2010 11:38 AM

I think I will catch this when it comes out. I know he is mostly hated on around here, but I like Russell Brand.

Posted by: EricD at March 23, 2010 11:39 AM

Only applicable to male celebrities:

Walk up behind them at the urinal and ask, "Will you sign my shit?" Let them figure out if you're being literal or figurative as you impatiently tap your foot and excessively manhandle a ziploc bag.

Posted by: Kballs at March 23, 2010 11:59 AM

I would use a technique that I learned in the first grade. Kick him in the rear so that his johnson makes contact with the urinal wall. And then let him wander the earth with urine soaked pants (or, if you get really lucky, glasses).

Posted by: Mez at March 23, 2010 12:14 PM

Maybe just turn around with your dick out, pissing all over the guys leg and say, "Cheeeeese."

Posted by: superasente at March 23, 2010 12:16 PM

HaHAH! When we played would you rather, y'all were like, McLovin's so much better, blah blah blah! But I stood strong with my love of Jonah Hill, and look what happened! He turned out cool! Suck it, nerds!

Posted by: Marra at March 23, 2010 12:16 PM

If it's Nicholson, you piss on his shoes, say "Just markin' my territory," then laugh hysterically.

Posted by: Eep at March 23, 2010 2:28 PM

One of the funnier Hollywood celeb encounters I've heard:

An acquaintance was drunk off his ass at a bar. He's peeing at the urinal and in walks Jim Carrey, who proceeds to pee at the urinal right next to him.

So this guy - while still peeing, mind you - starts gushing. "I'm such a big fan," "You're amazing," etc. Carrey doesn't say a word. They finish peeing and head over to the sink at the same time. The guy realizes what he just did and apologizes. "I bet you hear that all the time," he says.

Carrey, still stone-faced and not having said a word, suddenly breaks into full-blown Jim Carrey physical comedy pantomime, gets right in the guy's face, and speaking with the classic Carrey mannerisms says:

"You're right. I do hear that all the time. But it's the first time I've ever heard it from a guy with his dick in his hand!"

Carrey instantly goes back to his plain demeanor and walks out of the restroom without another word.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 23, 2010 2:46 PM

I don't suppose somebody taped that Q&A did they? Sounds hilarious.

Posted by: Chugga at March 23, 2010 6:57 PM

Spoke to soon, found it on youtube.

Posted by: Chugga at March 23, 2010 7:03 PM

I have to say that the movie is utterly hilarious! It's the kind of movie where you shouldn't set high expectations. You shouldn't analyze. Take it for what it is. Watch it and be ready to roll on the floor laughing. Be ready to be happy. If you are stressed and would want a really good laugh, then line up in theaters when "Get Him to the Greek" premieres on June 4.

And Diddy is a revelation here. Surprisingly, he can do comedies. Watch this clip to see what Diddy has to say about his role: http://www.vladtv.com/video/20084/diddy-and-casts-speak-on-his-role-in-get-him-to-the-greek/

Posted by: autumn at June 2, 2010 7:17 AM

Agreed, very well written and can't wait for the second half.

Posted by: Emily at December 12, 2010 2:27 AM