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Men like Mr. Seth Bullock There Raise the Camp Up.

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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…sigh. It’s been almost three years since we last had a brand new episode of “Deadwood” to look forward too, and it’s been a long time since we even thought there was a cunt hair’s chance of getting those promised movies to wrap up the series. And so it’s come to this, trying to live vicariously through other TV shows and movies, looking for little tastes of “Deadwood” glory, like that stringy piece of a Buffalo wing you dig out of your tooth two hours after leaving the bar — it’s not even remotely satisfying, but there’s just a pinch of that hot sauce flavor, and for just a second, you’re fondly taken back to when you were elbows deep in habanero flavor country.

This is the reason I kept watching NBC’s failed “Kings” long after I was otherwise done with the show. Because, every once in a while, Ian McShane would be given a monologue that, though it was expletive free and was not being said while a tavern whore blew him, showed just a hint of the glorious Al Swearengen. And I so miss my “Deadwood,” that I’ll take what I can get.

Which is why I’ll be tuning into FX’s “Lawman” when it premieres (likely) early next year. Because while this clip doesn’t tell us much about the show, it does tell us that Timothy Olyphant is playing a U.S. Marshall, and when he grits his eyes and lets his voice get a little gravely, it’s almost like watching Seth Bullock square off against Swearengen or Hearst. And for a fleeting moment, I’m in heaven again.









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Comments

Yes... yes... YESS!!!!

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at August 13, 2009 7:07 PM

His accent annoys me. Did Timothy Olyphant not start out sounding southern, and then end up sounding like Timothy Olyphant in everything else he does? Christ, its like "True Blood," can't they get people with actual southern accents?

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 13, 2009 7:11 PM

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Rykker at August 13, 2009 7:13 PM

Ian McShane is one of those British actors, like Brian Blessed or to a much greater extent Christopher Lee, who shows up in just about everything over the past twenty or so years -- if you look hard enough at each individual episode.

I was working my way through all the first season of Space 1999 when, in the second episode, there was a very young McShane. Naturally, I immediately shouted "cocksucker!" which certainly astonished everyone on the train I was on at the time.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at August 13, 2009 7:20 PM

FX normally has very good series. I'll give it a lot of leeway.

Also, that facial hair Seth Bullock sported is apparently just how Timothy Olphyant looks.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at August 13, 2009 7:53 PM

Damn.

You know, I've never wanted to fuck Timothy Olyphant before.

Posted by: Jerce at August 13, 2009 8:59 PM

His accent annoys me.

If you want the pinnacle of Timothy Olyphant accent annoyingness, watch Gone in 60 Seconds. He's a good looking man and all, but there's something about his speech patterns that just slides aaaallllll over the map.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at August 13, 2009 10:27 PM

@Jerce

Not even in "Go"? Was that just me? Damn.

Posted by: coveredinbees at August 14, 2009 5:53 AM

Oh, I definitely wanted him in 'Go'. When the girl told him he was 'only semi-cute', I said 'are you fucking BLIND?!?' out loud in the cinema! And I generally STFU in movies.

Posted by: Tarn at August 14, 2009 7:45 AM

I'm tuning in....even though I know I won't hear any dialogue as good as this *sigh*......

Seth Bullock: [demanding conditions on buying the lot] 1,000, now. If anyone in that tent, or the building we put up, turns a playing card or pours a drink or offers a woman's services, you get the title back and keep our fuckin' money.
Al Swearengen: What makes you talk to me in that tone of voice?
Seth Bullock: I'm makin' a counter offer.
Al Swearengen: You come into camp, rent my lot, within six hours you blow in a guy's eye with Wild Bill Hickok backin' your play. Next day, I'm supposed to sell you the lot, put you in business, without askin' who the fuck you are or what the fuck you're doin' here?
Seth Bullock: As far as what happened in the street, with Bill Hickok bein' involved, that was a turn of events.
Al Swearengen: A what?
Seth Bullock: It was a turn... of events.
Al Swearengen: Oh, a turn of events. Your partner calls it a coincidence. So, what with this coincidence and turn of events starin' me in the fuckin' face and five other fuckin' things I'm supposed to be payin' attention to, I still make you a sensible proposal and you answer by insulting me in my own joint.
Sol Star: Seth didn't mean to insult you, Mr. Swearengen.
Al Swearengen: You stay out of this! You don't know nothin' about this! You weren't here and you don't have his proxy, so why don't you do whatever you people do when you're not running your mouths off or cheatin' people out of what they earn by Christian work.
Seth Bullock: You don't want to be talkin' that way!
Al Swearengen: Oh, don't tell me how to talk in my own fuckin' place! Now, here's my counter offer to your counter offer - go *fuck* yourself!
Sol Star: Seth...
Al Swearengen: Get him... away from me!


@Jerce....really? Never before? Watching him & the Widow Garrett go at above the heads of those having breakfast put me WAAAAY over the edge. Hello? The new Mr. Dammit is similarly bewhiskered to the lovely Sheriff Bullock above...coincidence? I think not.

I'll be in my bunk.........

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 8:18 AM

If dammitjanet could just keep posting excerpts all day I would be very happy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 14, 2009 9:10 AM

Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?
Judge: No.
Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 9:14 AM

I was trying to explain Deadwood to someone who had never seen it just recently. It struck me that there has never before or since been a show that was so complete from start to finish. The casting, the dialogue (oh my god the dialogue!), the delivery of said dialogue, the characters, the sets, the plot twists, the opening credits, the closing music (I'll bet no Deadwood afficionado ever changed the channel until the last note ended), and the absolute dedication to throwing raw, unsanitized situations in your face and never apologizing for them. The humour and the heart break. In short Deadwood has ruined television drama for me. Everything else falls short (and I include The Wire in "everything").
I can't even eat tinned peaches without remembering, and feeling a horrible sense of loss.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 14, 2009 9:38 AM

In my sadness and desperation to hang onto any shred of "Deadwood," I even found this...a list of music from the show.

No Law Clell Watson
Theme From Deadwood David Schwartz
Hog Of The Forsaken Michael Hurley
Will The Circle Be Unbroken June Carter Cash
Old Friend Lyle Lovett
Creek Lullaby Margaret
Iguazu Gustavo Santaolalla
Stars And Stripes Forever Jelly Roll Morton
God And Man Sonny Terry & Browne McGee
Fallen From Grace Mark Lee Scott
Native Funeral Reinhold Heil & Johnny Klimek
Snake Baked A Hoecake Mike, Peggy, Barbara, Penny Seager & Children
High Fever Blues Bukka White
Twisted Little Man Michael J. Sheehy
Arriving In Deadwood Michael Brook
Farther Along Mississippi John Hurt

The ex took all the DVD's we had recorded of every episode, so I am currently (sadly) Tivo'ing off of the 101. Have to introduce Mr. Dammit to the joys of Deadwood!!!

Al Swearengen: God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 14, 2009 9:45 AM

PaddyDog, I've been watching Deadwood on DVD and kicking myself for waiting this long. You're perfectly right about how its just the most complete and consistently excellent show. Every episode I say something about how much I love a particular character, and then I realize they're all so well drawn and the dialogue is so spot on, I've said it about all of them. And Swearengen's soliloquies while getting serviced are pretty much genius. And EB's mutterings to himself...and Seth and Sol's interaction, Jane and Charlie. And Dan Dorety. Yeah it's just all so damn good.


Posted by: MG at August 14, 2009 10:33 AM

My love for Deadwood exceeds all things WUSWEDGIN. Oh how I miss you, Calamity Jane.

Posted by: Julie at August 14, 2009 11:29 AM

Oh dammitjanet, you make me miss that show so much. I could read quotes all day...

Calamity Jane: “I'm calling on the widow and the little one in her care, and if I was you I wouldn't try to stop me."

EB Farnum: "Be brief."

Calamity Jane: "Be Fucked!"

EB Farnum: "Her gutter mouth, and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages.”

And anybody who says they don't miss Deadwood after seeing it, sucks cock by choice!

Posted by: PeteLV at August 14, 2009 3:53 PM

I have a confession to make, and I beg you to please understand and not judge…Alright, here it is- I’m watching We Are Marshall just to hear the voice of Ian McShane. God, I’m filled with so much shame, it’s like they are filming me for an episode of Intervention. Oh, wait here’s Kong Fu Panda! WHATS WRONG WITH ME!

Posted by: JasperBuckleman at August 14, 2009 10:46 PM

I used to do a lot of costuming work at a friend’s home – she had industrial sewing machines and I do some wacky stuff when I sew. Her family would never watch first-run tv, because they were always busy watching some box set of some amazing thing that they’d missed. “Deadwood” was one of the shows they watched from beginning to end with a crack addict’s dedication and focus. I’d be in the sewing room and all I could hear was a bunch of cowboys with limited vocabularies relentlessly cussing at each other at the top of their lungs from the other side of the house.

I call it “The Cocksucker Motherfucker Show”.

Posted by: viodonna at August 15, 2009 8:17 PM


















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