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Fun With The Call Of Duty Trailers: Is This What It Takes To Make Sam Worthington Interesting?

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)



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The Call Of Duty games are a fucking plague — a whirling, furious tornado of time suckage. They will eat away at your life. It’s not a question of whether or not you’ll become addicted to them, it’s a question of how bad that addiction will be. It’s why I resisted buying Black Ops, and why I’m avoiding Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

Besides, I’m currently alternating between Batman: Arkham City and Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (both are stellar so far). I’ve only got so much time in the day, people.

Anyway, I’m not here to talk about the connection between video games and movies. I’m not here to try to figure out why there are so many great, cinematic video games, and so many awful video game movies. Because really, that’s a mystery I’ve yet to figure out.

I’m here to show you the trailer for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, the game that people are anticipating more than Madden (thank god, because the Madden games really do nothing for me). Why? Why should you pay attention to this? Because there’s something brilliant in their “There’s A Soldier In All Of Us” campaign. Because Jonah Hill is pretty funny in it, Dwight Howard (the center for the Orlando Magic) is goofy and entertaining, and because somehow they did the unthinkable — they made Sam Worthington fun to watch. Yet another example of how video games are doing it right, and movies are doing it wrong.

Take a look:

I know, right? Weird.

For those who may have forgotten, here’s the trailer for last year’s Call of Duty: Black Ops, featuring Jimmy Kimmel, Kobe Bryant, and a bunch of random folks.

I love the secretary with the shotgun. Love it. And some kickass music choices in both of those. Of course, many people were, and likely will be again, up in arms about the ad last year, saying that Bryant is a shitty role model if he’s going to run around onscreen shooting people. To which I say a) if you’re letting a basketball player be your kid’s role model, you should punch yourself in the junk, and b) it’s a game, people. Yes, it’s a hyper-realistic game about war, but you know what? There are plenty of hyper-realistic movies about war. Which is yet another indication of how the mainstream public is far more accepting of movies than games, and perhaps an indication as to why film makers are so goddamn lazy and careless when adapting games. But that’s a discussion for another time, right? Really, what I’d like to say to those people?

Lighten up, Francis.

(source: Ball Don’t Lie)









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Comments

THAT's Sam Worthington? Dude, you got shown up in an action spot (ok it's action-comedy) by pre-skinny Jonah Hill.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at November 8, 2011 10:36 AM

While watching this ad full screen for the first time, Mrs. Bleujay poked her head in, shook it and said, "Christ, this new ad for 21 Jump Street is even more asinine than the first one!" and walked back out.

*Snooort

God, I love that woman.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 8, 2011 10:53 AM

bluejayone, that cracked my shit up.

Posted by: TK at November 8, 2011 10:55 AM

Has Nobody seen the Australian adaptation of MacBeth? Sam Worthington has never been funnier!

Is that a daggah Oi see Befoh me?

Croikey.

Posted by: thesmedt at November 8, 2011 10:58 AM

I loved it when I saw this last night during MNF. I may have clapped in the bar.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 8, 2011 11:20 AM

I love how much shooting there is with absolutely ZERO death. It's like an old A-Team episode.

Posted by: Mike D at November 8, 2011 12:00 PM

How do you people have TIME for all of this? I can barely get my TV watching in, much less this - I HAVE A JOB!

Posted by: Meander at November 8, 2011 12:16 PM

Is that a daggah Oi see Befoh me?

Croikey.

Too funny!!

Posted by: MM at November 8, 2011 12:24 PM

I thought it was a 21 Jump Street commercial too when I saw it this weekend. Then I realized that it was the other dull meathead who can't act instead of Charming Potato.

Posted by: Paultera at November 8, 2011 12:32 PM

Skyrim>

Posted by: googergieger at November 8, 2011 1:56 PM

Paultera-

"Dull Meathead & Charming Potato" sounds potentially like the worst pairing for a buddy cop movie ever conceived...

Well, either that or a boring recipe for corned beef hash.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 8, 2011 4:33 PM

bluejayone, "Dull Meathead & Charming Potato" is actually a sex act. Believe me when I tell you it's not something you want to see, let alone participate in.

Oh God, now it's flickering in my brain again.

oh god.

make it stop.

whimper.

Posted by: Ghisent at November 8, 2011 4:35 PM

I will have you know that Dull Meathead and Charming Potato is the name of my band. We're totally awesome. We do, like, this awesome hard rock/doom metal blend thingy, but influenced by Bob Marley. I think you guys would totally dig it. Stoked to learn that it's also a sex act though. Awesome.

Posted by: Meathead at November 8, 2011 5:10 PM

Ghisent - you don't LIKE Dull Meathead and Charming Potato? Someone's doing it wrong. I can see how that might be traumatic.

Also, I adore Call of Duty trailers, but I never once have played the game. I have boys for that.

Posted by: Reba at November 8, 2011 5:25 PM

I love the CoD ads, but also avoid the games, mainly because I am too old and slow for that twitchfest. Also, like you mentioned, the MP will make you fall down the rabbit hole where time doesn't exist. I wonder how many behavioral psychologists Activision has on staff to make these games tickle your psychological reward system in just the right way? Must keep playing to get the next unlock/level...holy crap it is 4 AM!

TK, I just finished the SP campaign of Uncharted 3 last night. Look me up if you want to play any MP or co-op. PSN: sobatka.

Posted by: deeksurly at November 8, 2011 5:30 PM

Skyrim comes out on Friday...that is all.

Posted by: Gamal at November 8, 2011 6:55 PM

I'd prefer a good skyrimming to a Dull Meathead and Charming Potato, anyday. That's just the kind of girl I am.

Posted by: natalie at November 8, 2011 8:33 PM

From now on I'm going to call gay nerd sex, Skyrimming. Anybody up for a good Skyrimming before the release?! Cause, I won't have time for anything else once I start playing it. Except for Mass Effect 3 coming out in February next year.

Posted by: googergieger at November 8, 2011 9:00 PM

Now see, if you had said Skyrimming was a sexual act, well THAT I'd believe.

It sounds like a particularly filthy activity that only seasoned veterans of the Mile High Club could hope to master.

Posted by: bleujayone at November 8, 2011 9:55 PM