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Fun Fact: Eva Mendes Could Eat Keira Knightley Whole and Still Have a Better Ass

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (20)

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Here is the trailer for Last Night, and to be honest, I’d never heard of this film, which stars Keira Knightley, Eva Mendes, and Sam Worthington. It comes from first-time director Massy Tadjedin, who wrote the script for The Jacket. The story follows a married couple, apart for a night while the husband takes a business trip with a colleague to whom he’s attracted. While he’s resisting temptation, his wife encounters her past love. And as much as I love adultery tales, I’m not sure that Sam Worthington — Charming Potota’s Cousin — will be able to extract the appropriate amount of anguish out of the denouement. Maybe he’ll surprise me. Or maybe Delightful Root Vegetable’s inability to act will suggest that, instead of feeling burned by the betrayal, he’ll feel cheated because he passed up an opportunity (presumably) to sleep with Eva Mendes.

I think the real lesson here is: Never leave your wife with a charming French man. Rookie mistake.

(Via Collider)









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Comments

Only in Hollywood does an obvious tranny like Knightley keep getting top billing as a romantic lead.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 10, 2010 11:12 AM

Wait a minute, Barbado - it's a movie with Eva Mendes and you call KNIGHTLEY the tranny?

Posted by: samantha t at November 10, 2010 11:18 AM

Two news items about Sam Worthington? Suddenly, I'm very tired. Watching him struggle on screen is simply exhausting. Can we start a charity or something to buy that poor man some acting lessons?

Posted by: stardust at November 10, 2010 11:28 AM

Would you like a side of CLICHE with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeVca9MwDX8

Posted by: D-Day at November 10, 2010 11:34 AM

I refuse to watch this. Last Night is a charming little Canadian movie by Don McKellar from the late '90s. Not this.

Posted by: Pea at November 10, 2010 11:34 AM

I got through about half of that and I seriously have no idea what it's about.

Posted by: grace b at November 10, 2010 11:34 AM

Ahhhhhh, Guillaume Canet! I loved you in "Love Me If You Dare" and "Joyeux Noel!!!!" That Aussie root vegetable has not a chance. It's like choosing between, well, Keira Knightley and Eva Mendes. So basically the world's most charmless, yet attractive couple are torn apart by two of the hottiest hotties with the bodies ever? I'm not certain where the "Closer"-esque emotional anguish is in this piece.

Also, why do all my least favorite actresses play "Joanna"s at some point. HANDS OFF MY NAME, KNIGHTLEY.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 10, 2010 11:37 AM

Aw, D-Day, I also believe in the Church of Baseball.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 10, 2010 11:39 AM

Ah, the office romance (affair). What other way can you fill those awkward silent elevator rides than by saying "hey wanna make out? I mean we could eye hump eachother for months or find out right now if there is any chemistry. What do you say?"
If Eva Mendez worked with my man I would be afraid for my life...

Posted by: daria at November 10, 2010 12:21 PM

Okay, listen up people. Cheating on your spouse can easily be prevented. The following are examples of how to avoid fucking someone else:

A) DO NOT invite an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend into your house at night for some wine when your spouse is out of town. They are there to fuck up your life for whatever reason, and they're going to use their bodily fluids to do it.

B) DO NOT drink wine in a secluded pool in a strange city with an attractive, sexually aggressive workmate. Go back to your room and have phone sex with your spouse you dirty pig.

C) DO NOT stare down another person's goodies EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF, regardless of your surroundings. What kind of irresponsible pervert are you, anyway?

D) DO NOT engage in any way with a foreign ex-boyfriend/girlfriend under any circumstance, even if you end up horribly offending them by your rudeness. They'll make you forget how shitty they were when you were dating by overwhelming you with their initial burst of exotically sexy charmingness in order to seduce you. They'll bed you everytime before you come to your senses.

Good luck, everyone.

Posted by: Kballs at November 10, 2010 12:53 PM

I would watch it.

I hope Mendes and Worthington have hot sex in it.

Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2010 1:43 PM

Please, Mendes is the tranny and Knightley is a prepubescent boy.

That frenchie was the only plausibly attractive person in the trailer.

Posted by: denesteak at November 10, 2010 2:48 PM

Also, there are too many accents in this movie. For someone who has no ear for accents (me), my brain is so confused.

Posted by: denesteak at November 10, 2010 2:50 PM

Eva Mendes Could Huff Keira Knightley Whole And Still No One Would Give A Rat's Ass.

-Fixed.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 10, 2010 6:00 PM

Charming Potota’s Cousin

You say potota, I say potAto.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 10, 2010 9:46 PM

I refuse to watch this. Last Night is a charming little Canadian movie by Don McKellar from the late '90s. Not this.

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Uda at November 10, 2010 11:03 PM

I know, it must be awful to look like either of those two women. They seem to be having a hard time with it.

Posted by: becks at November 11, 2010 8:35 AM

Oh this was horrendous. This trailer actually made me want to stop dicking around on the Internet and get back to work.

That's remarkable.

Posted by: klingonfree at November 11, 2010 11:15 AM

Someone explain to me how we woke up in a world where Sam Worthless is a major star? He gets these BIG movie roles based on what? He cant act, he played a robot and made that look too stiff.
He has no charisma, my wife has seen all his movies and cant ID him. Is it the austrailian accent? Is that it? Since Mel is old and crazy they inported this guy to replace him? They could of brought over a boxing kangaroo and it would have been more interesting.

Posted by: logan at November 11, 2010 3:59 PM

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Posted by: Alejandra Manion at January 28, 2011 10:47 PM