Frozen Ground Trailer: Prepare For A Cast That Will Absolutely Wreck Your Sh*t
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Frozen Ground Trailer: Prepare For A Cast That Will Absolutely Wreck Your Sh*t

By TK | Trailers | August 28, 2012 | Comments ()


Frozen Ground, aka Nic Cage Project #29844, is due out later this year, and I'd be shocked if it isn't straight-up VOD. The premise is based on actual events, meaning that it likely vaguely resembles something that sorta happened. Here's the synopsis:

n Alaska State Trooper partners with a young woman who escaped the clutches of serial killer Robert Hansen to bring the murderer to justice. Based on actual events.

Yeah, whatever. Here's where it gets fun. It stars -- wait for it....

Nicolas Cage
John Cusack
Radha Mitchell
Vanessa Hudgens (as a stripper, no less)
50 Cent
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Kevin Dunn

I mean... there's random and then there's just fucking weird.

Cage! Cusack! See them both together on screen! They've given up on life!



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  • intheyear2000


  • i didn't even make it through the trailer

  • causaubon

    Cusack was in Con Air, right?

  • Fabius_Maximus

    He was.

  • BlackRabbit

    Can Vanessa Hudgens really act? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm really curious.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Vanessa Hudgens would earn more as a real stripper.

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    I've come to enjoy the Christopher Walken-ing of Nic Cage (i.e. appearing in whatever script is shoved in through the mail slat; delivering a deliciously hammy performance). This seems like it's going to be deliciously bad and I can hardly wait.

  • Bedewcrock

    He's got to pay the IRS somehow. Re: Wesley Snipes.

  • Celery Man

    I can't be the only one who thought that trailer was weirdly pieced together, right? Everything feels just kind of oddly pieced together, and they wait until the last seconds to even mention that it's supposedly the Green River Killer. Just odd.

  • you're not the only one

  • Arran

    I'm interested on the movie based on the cast alone, but JESUS that was the most amateurishly slapped together trailer I've seen in years. It looked like a rough cut.

  • David Sorenson

    We've had to deal with random jump cuts in movies for a while. Now they've decided to apply the same technique to the soundtrack.

  • ExUSA

    As an Alaskan, I'm definitely excited for this. You can't make this story up, at one point Courtney Love (when she was stripping in Anchorage) was a target of Hansen's. Will be there opening day (when it invariably is on demand on a long haul flight and I've seen everything else.)

  • zeke_the_pig

    Also it seems to me that in that header pic Cusack appears to be wearing the exact outfit that Nic Cage has worn in his last 43 movies.

  • Ley

    It looks like Cusack shit the words from this article out. No disrespect to TK. I just mean this movie looks random as shit.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I can't decide what's more insane: seeing that cast together, or the notion that somebody would watch Vanessa Hudgens strip.

  • BlackRabbit

    I would. *Shrug*. Am I a bad person?

  • She's cute. But certainly not 'spend $10 on to watch strip' cute.

  • marya

    Seriously? Vanessa Hudgens vs your average stripper? You must frequent some high roller strip joints, Dave.

  • I'd pay $10 to watch her strip in person. But not in a movie.

  • ,

    Haven't we all seen her nekkid already?

  • David Sorenson

    We're supposed to be tired of it?

  • e jerry powell

    Dude, so last year.

  • David Sorenson

    And the year before that as well. Proves she's due. If she doesn't get nekkid soon, we should be concerned. She may have matured and learned something. That will set a bad example for other starlets.

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