Pajiba

Damn. Those are some fine Brazilian men.

Hot brother sex. Hey, why not?

I saw Spanking the Monkey years and years ago, when I was at my friend's house and his older sister was watching it with her friends. I had no idea what it was about, but then he had to help his mom in the shower, and then they were in bed, and then he has to escape out the window, and I was left sitting there going "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH." That was pretty much the only part of the movie I saw, and it's stuck with me all this time.

So. Creepy.

But all that aside, the brother-on-brother thing? Much worse. Much fucking worse. I don't really know why I think that. Are there levels of incest? Is mom-on-child worse or better than sibling-on-sibling? It's not the homosexual thing; it's really no different than if it were brother and sister. It's just creeping me out, though.

Yea, they're attractive boo, but.. Incest is never best. It's like, not even bronze. But that having been said, imagine if there were three brothers and just the two hooked up, would the third be relieved or jealous?

...Is it wrong that I kinda wanna see this now?

Those are some hot brothers. The concept is a little... squicky (okay, a lot), but the visual is pretty fantastic, and as a red-blooded woman... whoo!

well, boo, at least someone will be there to cushion my fall.

see, the thing is, they're actors to me, so not really brothers, and i always enjoy a little hot boy-on-boy action, sooooo....

yeah, i know. it's still not ok. damn!

Oh Jesus, "Spanking the Monkey". Wow. Thanks for dredging that out from the bottom of my skull.
Now I'll need another decade to forget it again.

Posted by: AbbyNormal at May 8, 2009 11:59 AM

you forgot the most important part...

hot boys *touching each other*! Whoo!

AMT, you have a point. Maybe that's why I've always (godtopus help me) been drawn to the incest stories. What happens if you fall in love with someone who happens to be related to you? I mean, it's not as if you can choose who you love, right?

... and with penis.

That should be the add-on to every fortune cookie from now on.

You will be very successful in business... and with penis.

I loved Spanking The Monkey - not the incest part - but it was an hysterical movie. And you can't beat the soundtrack, and I can still picture that poor kid trying to jerk off in the bathroom.

What, is "Spanking The Monkey" obscure now?

Ehhh, just tell 'em there's a guy from "Lost" in it.

I believe there is a sister & sister version of this theme called Oh Sister, My Sister. I never watched it, but I saw it in a video store years ago, and the idea of it scarred me so much that it's stayed with me all these years. Vomit.

All too easy.

(I got invited to a Lost finale party next week. That'll be interesting.)

little gp says yes, please.

WHY does little gp say that?

By the way, there is also a teaser for the movie: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=34132712

It's just the two hot Brazilian guys (in their underwear..) with no mention of them playing brothers, so you can just enjoy the hotness. Without wondering about going to special hell. But seriously, if that's what you get there, it might not be such a bad place to be..

Vanessa, that teaser is half "holy shit those guys are hot," half "EWEWEW BROTHERS," and 5% "why is he clapping his hands like a special needs child?"

As to whether I'll see the movie: Hotel New Hampshire was enough for me, thanks. And that was just the book.

Oh my. Um....That's supposed to be wrong right? It doesn't look wrong. Thank God I'm in front of a fan now.
Hotness does that. It blurs the edges. Should they or shouldn't they? Who cares! They're pretty!

Jay, you don't even watch!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm moving to Brazil.

You'll have to join us in Carlson's last recap thread - you might be able to provide valuable outsider insight.

Men are getting so skeeved out over this and yet if straight men were given the opportunity to have a 3-way with two sisters, they'd jump at chance. So what's REALLY behind these "shudders"?

So very wrong.

But really, is this any worse than The Blue Lagoon?

Is it really because they both have scrotums that sends people over the edge?

In my book, the mother and son incest is far worse, because there's the whole, Woody Allen, abuse of trust thing going on.

Would it be worse if it was a father and son?

The answer should be no, it's the same amount of fucked up-ness.

You could argue it's worse because the child might not be gay or would not have grown up to be gay. But in the case of opposite sex molestation, you could say that the child might not be straight. In any case, quite often the kid hasn't even shown their sexuality one way or the other.

This is a really interesting social experiment. If we took a group of people who think there is nothing wrong with being gay, will they cringe that little bit more if a boy has sex with a male teacher than if he has sex with a female teacher. We know what society has reacted to with more disgust. If the teacher is a hot, blonde woman, the student sometimes even gets high fives.

It's a reaction that needs a bit of examination.

I have to confess, my own reaction surprised me somewhat. How much of how I feel about this is based on logic and how much on indoctrination.

I'm from an older generation. So my split second reactions to homosexuality will perhaps always be coloured by the fear and horror associated with it during my upbringing. I can tell you, when I went to school, we weren't warned about "child molestation" - we we told to watch out for "poofters" who all wanted to do bad things to us.

Thank God, times have changed. But there are still jokes that only work, and situations like this movie getting this reaction, because they make us uncomfortable. A lot more than if it were "straight" incest or "straight" paedophilia. The fact that we can even understand terms like "homosexual paedophile" is something we should take careful note of.

/weekly rant

This is actually quite hot if you're able to dissociate performance and reality.

Two hot guys in their underwear, and a romantic love-story... this is slash-girl heaven! Screw the incest(pun intended) i am so there!!

This movie looks awesome, I mean just look at the trailer its so well made, the music, the scenes, I love the theme, the feeling it gives you awwww, I cant wait to watch this shit!!!, Who cares if its between two half-brothers, or men, I care about true love, and this movie its also about hard life and sociaty "Why do you love me? .... Because to understand our love they need to turn their world upside down" wont say anything else