December 15, 2008 | Comments ()

Oh yeah. This bitch looks promising.

Bring It On... So I Can Shoot It Dead / TK

Trailers | December 15, 2008 | Comments ()

No, no. It’s not another Bring It On movie — although, holy fuck — am I the only one who didn’t know that there are four Bring it On movies? Jesus, talk about fucking that corpse dry.

Anyway, this is a far more promising concept! Fired Up is about a couple of football players who quit the team and go to cheerleading camp to try to get laid.

That’s it. That’s the plot.

You know, someone got paid to think of that. I would like to kill that person. For free. In any event, it stars that shitburper from the Dumb and Dumber prequel, as well as a bunch of other shiny-toothed meatsacks. It also stars John Michael Higgins as the obligatory gay man — you know every cheerleader/dancing movie’s gotta have a gay man! Oh, John Michael. Why? You actually have talent! Here, he dances, and most likely speaks in an exaggerated, effeminate fashion.

I am making a very sad face right now.

Oh, and the trailer’s a little NSFW for some language.

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