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Harrison Ford Gets Schlocky / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | November 12, 2009 | Comments (25)


Dicks and womenfolk — I present to you the trailer to Extraordinary Measures, which is not the action thriller the title or the lead (Harrison Ford) portends.

It’s a kids-with-cancer movie.

Cue the sobs, Phil.

The premise: Brendan Fraser and Keri Russell (so cute buttons envy her) are a married couple with two kids with a rare genetic disorder that there is no known cure for. Their lives are at stake. Brendan Fraser, not one to let his kids die so easily, tracks down a cranky and eccentric genetic scientist (is there any other kind), and convinces him to find a cure. The catch: Fraser’s character needs half a million to get it done. And he’s not a rich man, Jenny. What extraordinary measures will he take? Will he suck off a goat? No! Will he murder a prostitute? No! Will he dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? No!

Clearly, he doesn’t really love his children (smite me, Jesopus, if this is based on a true story).

It’s not clear what he does to raise the money from the trailer. My guess: A triple combination bake sale, car wash, and lemonade stand. Give it up, folks.

And get out your hankies. No. Not for Keri Russell! For the tears, you assholes.

DON’T HOPE FOR A MIRACLE. MAKE ONE!


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Comments

I am second to no man in my love for Keri Russell, she always makes my 5 Freebies list, but this? Don't think so. Unless it turns out it's a black comedy. The whole kids-with-rare-fatal-genetic-disorders genre is just begging for the Coen brothers.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 12, 2009 11:07 AM

I feel like I've grown as a person.

Or did this person just groan?

I dunno.

Posted by: TSF at November 12, 2009 11:11 AM

I'm gonna file this one under "ho-hum".

Posted by: D-Day at November 12, 2009 11:15 AM

Hoo-wee! I love levity. I love wheelchair humour.

TIMMY.

Pardon me, that was inappropriate.

Posted by: Ling at November 12, 2009 11:16 AM

I don’t know what’s worst, those brat kids or being in a movie with Brendan Fraser.

Posted by: Guess Who! at November 12, 2009 11:35 AM

Was that Alan Ruck? I love seeing Cameron get more work. Especially if he's branching out from the wackiness.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 12, 2009 11:36 AM

Maybe the should have stopped at one child when they discovered they spawned rare genetic disorders. Where's Eugenics Girl when you need her?

Posted by: Jiffyzen at November 12, 2009 11:47 AM

Harrison Ford is thinner than Brendan Fraser and better looking in that headline picture. My faith in divine retribution is reaffirmed. Also, I just love HF and don't love BF.

Posted by: dawn at November 12, 2009 11:49 AM

Yeah, so I have a 2 year old nephew who is undergoing treatment for a rare genetic disorder that could kill him (if the chemo etc doesn't) and I have to say his parents are the bravest people I have ever known. There is nothing on this earth they wouldn't give or do to save the baby.
So I won't be seeing this, but I won't be mocking it either. A bit too close to the bone.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 12, 2009 11:50 AM

also, wasnt' this orginally called Lorenzo's Oil?

Posted by: dawn at November 12, 2009 11:52 AM

Um...I work in a research lab. That's not how research is done. The trailer seems to imply that a cure to anything can be found if you throw enough money at it and rush the clinical trials. Sorry, doesn't work that way.

I like how the wife is so clueless that she thinks "500" OR "a thousand" is a reasonable sum to conduct large scale research. I also like how the dad implies that if the cure comes too late to save HIS kids, it's worthless.

On the bright side, Harrison's aging well. I'd hit that.

Posted by: DeadBessie at November 12, 2009 11:57 AM

Lindsey with an 'e', I'm sorry for the ordeal your nephew and his parents are going through. Dealing with children with a life-threatening illness is horrendously difficult for all involved. I do really think that once you discover, as parents, that your offspring have a high probability of carrying a life threatening genetic disorder, it's irresponsible to continue to procreate. Fostering and adopting are both alternatives to a sometimes selfish desire to see one's own genetic material continue down the timeline.

Posted by: Jiffyzen at November 12, 2009 12:00 PM

Dammit! I want Harrison Ford to make a comedy movie!

Posted by: Doric at November 12, 2009 12:00 PM

Hey, parts of this are being filmed at my work! That's really the only excitement I can generate over this. My day will be made if I spot Harrison Ford. Not so much Brendan Fraser. But I'll mention something if I see Keri Russel, for Dustin's sake.

Posted by: katy at November 12, 2009 12:01 PM

"I do really think that once you discover, as parents, that your offspring have a high probability of carrying a life threatening genetic disorder, it's irresponsible to continue to procreate."

I agree in theory, but it is a toughie in practice. People want some babies. My Ex has an older sister with multiple developmental delays and social retardation (no specific syndrome, wasn't diagnosed until school age) and a brother with Downs. The Ex was the youngest. Here is the kicker: His father is a world renown expert in genetics who has done groundbreaking work with RNA. How is that for cruel irony? The famous geneticist has 2 kids with genetic disorders, and the jury is still out on the Ex. So yeah, we didn't have kids.

FWIW, my sick nephew has a perfectly healthy 5 year old brother, and Hurler's Syndrome is so very rare that it was not even on the radar for the parents.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 12, 2009 12:24 PM

Sorry but if Keri and Brandon can't work up any emotion, neither can I.

Posted by: Cindy at November 12, 2009 12:34 PM

I'm somewhat dyslexic this morning; I could have sworn the title said Woo-hoo! I just got head... and all I could think of was "Good for you, Dustin."

No thanks on the movie. It does sound like a grumpier Lorenzo's Oil.

Posted by: Brie at November 12, 2009 12:48 PM

I just want to reiterate that I didn't mean to mock what your family and others in this situation are going through. I looked up Hurler's and it looks like a tough road.

You're right. The theory's sound but the practice is hard. The need/desire to procreate and "get some of those babies" often overwhelms and defies logic. I'm often surprised by how many of my friends believe adoption is great so long as they have their "own" child first.

I'm tired of the very similar plots in these sick child/devoted parent films. There's a lot of very deep and real emotional territory in these situations that are unexplored in film. They all focus on the "what we'll go through to find a cure" angle. Sometimes there is no cure.

Was the famous geneticist at all bitter?

Posted by: Jiffyzen at November 12, 2009 12:54 PM

Will he suck off a goat? *spit take*
Now is it my imagination, or at around the 1:35 mark does Harrison Ford somehow magically transform into Richard Gere?

Posted by: Odnon at November 12, 2009 1:15 PM

Oooo...Brendan Fraser...


Mooooooommmmmmmm!!! Brendan got into the donuts again!!!!

Posted by: PissBoy at November 12, 2009 1:46 PM

This is one I could watch with me ma and not be too terribly humiliated.

Posted by: bibliophile at November 12, 2009 1:54 PM

"Dammit! I want Harrison Ford to make a comedy movie!


Posted by: Doric at November 12, 2009 12:00 PM"

he did--'indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull'

Posted by: maxpurr9 at November 12, 2009 2:25 PM

Jiffyzen:

The famous (in his field) geneticist became a raging alcoholic who lost his family over his drinking. He now has been sober for nearly 2 decades and is retired at 75. He takes care of both of the 'kids' (38 and 40 respectively) who still live in his city, and has applied his particular mad-scientist genius to seeing the humor in it all. It was either that or kill himself. He also pretty much supports his ex wife (my ex MIL) who ran away to be a compulsive QVC channel shopper and hoarder in a small sea side town as soon as the kids were situated in appropriate adult group homes. She could NOT take it any more. She burned through her retirement and savings and lives in a perpetual state of "what happens next?" Last I heard she was staying with him. I think they will come full circle in the end.
Really, the trauma of having these children broke like a tsunami over these people, and battered them to the core. 40 years later and it is just now healing. They are amazingly strong.
The Ex is deeply emotionally scarred from all of it, and if I weren't still wee bit bitter over the whole fucked up marriage thing I would pity him more.
(letitgoletitgoletitgo)

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 12, 2009 2:48 PM

Yeah, what DeadBessie said. Science doesn't work that way. And $500,000? That isn't shit in the science world. Are they planning on buying all the equipment off ebay?

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 12, 2009 4:27 PM

So Harrison Ford plays the grumpy, misanthropic doctor-type who only realises at the end of the story that Brendan Fraser's character was dead all along?!

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 12, 2009 7:15 PM





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