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The Weed. It's Evil.

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (7)



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Well, this is just frogballs retarded, but hey! You’re either watching the World Series right now, or “The Office.” In fact, so am I — this post is on auto-type. I programmed it a few hours to ago to scour the Internet and search for marijuana-related movie news.

This is what it returned: Evil Weed, from creators of MTV’s College Life TV.

The logline: Emily and her sister Danielle play host to friends at their parents’ country house in the Hamptons. The weekend is poised for success. But when his bag of unicorn weed livens up the party, some of the group begin to suffer from a weird reaction.

Unicorn weed! Huzzah. That’s the stuff, folks. And a reefer horror movie? It’s kind of perfect. It’ll be released into theaters tomorrow, but probably just one. I imagine in Austin.

Sit back. Smoke a bowl. Check out the trailer and then kindly erase it from your memory. I would myself, except I’m not writing this. Pajiba has a mind of is own tonight.


Evil Weed Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers


Unrelated: I dug the hell out of this, from Stacey’s new gossip blog, Litelysalted.com:

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Huh. Out of all the things James Cameron is said to have stolen his inspiration for the Avatar movie from, the TLC network has got to be the most humiliating.









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Comments

I can't tell whether this is a real movie or a joke...

Posted by: Pandemic at October 30, 2009 12:56 AM

Why do so many amateur/first time filmmakers do uninspired genre pastiches as their early efforts?

I've done a bunch of short film festivals and competitions, and everyone seems convinced that their particular horror comedy/stoner gangster flick/ Reservoir Dogs ripoff is unique and special and shit, when it's just typical and lazy.

This movie feels like that.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 30, 2009 12:59 AM

...I mean the Evil Weed movie, not Avatar...

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 30, 2009 1:00 AM

You know what makes me feel old?

Trying to remember when I considered MTV "cool"...


Ugggghhhh get me some Dan Qayle jokes and a 56k connection, I've just entered the way-the-fuck-back machine...

Posted by: D-Day at October 30, 2009 2:59 AM

who the fuck gets high from inhaling pot from a fucking plastic bag?

Posted by: Arib at October 30, 2009 6:47 AM

I know D-Day. MTV hasn't been cool for like 20 years. That ship sailed loooooong ago...when they stopped playing videos, they lost me completely.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 30, 2009 10:27 AM

It's a movie about broccoli?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 30, 2009 12:49 PM


















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