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"Eli Roth's" Clown Trailer. It's Pee-Squirting Time

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | October 20, 2010 | Comments ()


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Upfront: This is not a real movie. But the fake trailer is so goddamn fantastic (and the idea -- brilliant) that, Eli Roth -- who the film is purportedly directed by -- tweeted, "This is so good even I thought it was real...I WANT TO SEE CLOWN!!"

You and me both, you perverse, misogynistic smiley fuck-nozzle. Whoever is responsible for this trailer needs to make a full-length version happen.

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