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"Eli Roth's" Clown Trailer. It's Pee-Squirting Time

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (22)

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Upfront: This is not a real movie. But the fake trailer is so goddamn fantastic (and the idea — brilliant) that, Eli Roth — who the film is purportedly directed by — tweeted, “This is so good even I thought it was real…I WANT TO SEE CLOWN!!”

You and me both, you perverse, misogynistic smiley fuck-nozzle. Whoever is responsible for this trailer needs to make a full-length version happen.









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Comments

this was an episode of aqua teen?? hahah

Posted by: Andrew Jara at October 20, 2010 10:31 AM

For Fucks sake between this and Doran having pictures of clowns of varying degrees of Horror as his profile pic I going to be sectioned!

That film looks terrifying. I am now scared to go home.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen at October 20, 2010 10:32 AM

Great. An awesome trailer for a movie that will never be made or will be completely ruined if they DO make it.

By the way, it's too early for this kind of shit, Dustin. I don't usually pee myself until after 10:30 or so. Fucking clowns.

Posted by: Paultera at October 20, 2010 10:33 AM

I can't watch the video at work, but the use of the Pennywise picture alone is making me want to hide under my desk all day and probably call my mom to talk me down.

Posted by: Courtney at October 20, 2010 10:35 AM

What is it with Tim Curry and lipstick?

Posted by: BWeaves at October 20, 2010 10:39 AM

Bweaves, he just likes to look purty

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at October 20, 2010 10:47 AM

BWeaves,

Rainbow parties, dude.

Posted by: Kballs at October 20, 2010 10:47 AM

Where is Clown to tell us how this movie will continue the rash of crimes against clowns?

Posted by: Fredo at October 20, 2010 10:48 AM

Yeah, I'm giving in to the peer pressure and making a scary clown costume for Halloween. It's remarkably easy to be terrifying with just some greasepaint and a chainsaw. I may wear this to work.

Posted by: mrcreosote at October 20, 2010 10:50 AM

Dear God, man.

Posted by: logar at October 20, 2010 10:58 AM

I'd buy it from Eli Roth, too. It's an interesting concept that can't possibly sustain a feature length running time and will have to devolve to cheap shock tactics to fill an 90 minute run time. It's got his stench all over it.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2010 11:00 AM

Just wanted to point out that there are two pictures of Tim Curry on the main page right now...so that's pretty cool.

Posted by: pissant at October 20, 2010 11:08 AM

I think Clown would approve of the implied Milf-on-clown sex.

Nevertheless, this is an interesting concept that I'd take a chance on greenlighting for 90 minutes and cross my fingers.

Posted by: , at October 20, 2010 11:32 AM

If any clown could get more terrifying than Tim Curry as Pennywise, I'll see it just because of such amazingness.

Posted by: Parker at October 20, 2010 11:47 AM

Aqua Teen

Posted by: shake at October 20, 2010 12:43 PM

I love this clip!

Posted by: peanut at October 20, 2010 2:08 PM

coolest. clown. horror. trailer. evah...,
pennywise, watch your back.
there's a new clown in town...,
beep, beep. we all float down here...,

Posted by: Sly D. at October 20, 2010 2:57 PM

oh fuck

now I'm terrified.

Posted by: sailboat at October 20, 2010 2:59 PM

Love it. Bring it on.

Posted by: MM at October 20, 2010 3:06 PM

How dare you all forsake us, the true murderous clowns on the horror block. This creature you've featured isn't fit to lick our cotton candy sacks.

Posted by: Killer Klowns from Outer Space at October 20, 2010 4:09 PM

HAHA! I told you clown rape endorsing Pajibans that you had it coming. WHAT NOW MOTHAFUCKAS!!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Clown at October 20, 2010 4:10 PM

meep. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
meeeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!


Also, Clown? Best fucking throwback I have EVER SEEN.

Posted by: Nadine at October 20, 2010 6:53 PM