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Do You Love Rosario Dawson? Then Welcome To The Promised Land

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (38)

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Oh Rosario, you magnificent creature. This may well be your finest moment.


I Lied.

Fuck off.

All of you.









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Comments

TK!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Fredo at May 17, 2011 2:35 PM

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits.

Posted by: jthomas666 at May 17, 2011 2:36 PM

TEE! KAY! Does your betrayal know NO BOUNDS?!

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at May 17, 2011 2:38 PM

this was hilarious.

Posted by: A. Non at May 17, 2011 2:40 PM

Was that a M*A*S*H* reference?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 17, 2011 2:41 PM

And I grudgingly welcome TK's tough love.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 17, 2011 2:44 PM

TK, you're a horrible person.

Posted by: Kat at May 17, 2011 2:46 PM

Goddammit. I was really hoping that gorilla was going to go Samsonite on James' dumbass.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 17, 2011 2:52 PM

TGI Friday's, I shall never eat at you again!!

Just kidding I can't resist deep fried jalepeno potato skin nacho pot sticker poppers.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at May 17, 2011 2:52 PM

Jesus fucking Christ. I hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 17, 2011 2:56 PM

Awesome.

Posted by: superasente at May 17, 2011 2:56 PM

TK, you are bastard of epic proportions. I'm never getting those 3 minutes back.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at May 17, 2011 2:58 PM

What are the odds at this point that Kevin James will ever be involved in a good movie?

Posted by: Jefferson Robbins at May 17, 2011 3:03 PM

Another example of why we hate TK.

Posted by: logan at May 17, 2011 3:13 PM

It's emotionally scarring to start masturbating to Rosario's picture only to be confronted with THAT. I'm gonna go chop my dick off now.

Posted by: Kballs at May 17, 2011 3:25 PM

TK, if we ever meet please be kind enough to remind me to punch you in the fucking balls.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at May 17, 2011 3:25 PM

::starts slow clap::

Bravo, TK! I don't know how people fail to see these things coming when your name is attached. It's like you're the M. Night Shyamalan of Pajiba.

Posted by: branded at May 17, 2011 3:54 PM

You caught him Kballs. It was aversion therapy. TK and your boss set it up in an effort to guide you towards sequestering your acts of auto-eroticism behind walls higher than those of your cubicle.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 17, 2011 3:54 PM

I say branded that was out of line. TK may be a lot of things, but deserving of that kind of scurrilous insult is not one o---

On second thought, carry on.

Posted by: Mrs. Skipper at May 17, 2011 3:56 PM

Rosario reminds me of Doris. Oh, Doris.

Posted by: Mrs. Kowalski at May 17, 2011 3:59 PM

Cheer up Kowalski! The Lunacorns are on.

Posted by: Mrs. Private at May 17, 2011 3:59 PM

Yeah this is some serious Geneva Convention contravention shit, man.

Posted by: zeke the pig at May 17, 2011 4:02 PM

What the fuck did I just sit through? I feel like my eyes need to be soaked in Ajax.

Posted by: bignick at May 17, 2011 4:11 PM

Superb, TK! And she still gets a massive HONK for that photo. Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Caspar at May 17, 2011 5:57 PM

Sooo, i've been thinking about this for a while, you know while I cry and rock back and forth in the corner, and I've decided this entire movie is just a delusion caused by the pain when the ape rips Kevin James face and genitals off. You know a study of pain in all it's myriad of forms. And I'm hoping there was no stunt double.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at May 17, 2011 6:31 PM

This is like The Animal meets Dr Dolittle in every possible wrong way.

Posted by: feelsgoodman at May 17, 2011 7:27 PM

You spend you free time driving around in a van and telling kids about your cute puppy, don't you? And then you tell the kid they're not good enough for kidnapping and you kick them out of the van and then you RUN OVER the puppy, don't you? DON'T YOU!

Posted by: Lauren at May 17, 2011 8:36 PM

1. Rosario Dawson is unceasingly overrated.

2. See 1.

Posted by: Johnnyboy at May 17, 2011 8:58 PM

That looked good.

I lied.

See what I did there...

Posted by: John W at May 17, 2011 11:03 PM

Paul Blart: Zookeeper

Maybe we'll get lucky and an asteroid will crash into the planet soon.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at May 17, 2011 11:35 PM

I think the fact that TGI Fridays' paid enough to get product-placed not once, but twice in the trailer says a great deal about this - um - movie.

Posted by: koj at May 18, 2011 12:06 AM

WTF

Posted by: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww at May 18, 2011 4:02 AM

Mrs. Julien,

It pains me that you think I'd still be in a cubicle. I have an office with a giant plant behind which I can live out my most debased fantasies on the company's dime. So I guess you are the cubicled one . . . mentally.

Posted by: Kballs at May 18, 2011 7:49 AM

Zookeeper= Franklin Park Zoo,Boston, MA
Paul Blart, Mall Cop = Burlington, MA
Currently filming in Lowell, Ma

What did we do to deserve Doug Heffernan? Doesn't he belong in Queens? Pretty soon MA will be the lamo comedy capital of the world.

Posted by: kirbyjay at May 18, 2011 9:57 AM

I don't give a fuck. I would pay to watch Rosario read the ingredients list off the back of a pack of Arby's sauce.

Posted by: Haze at May 18, 2011 10:11 AM

This trailer is more evidience proving why Americans are dumber than ever,..EVER!!!!

Posted by: James at May 18, 2011 11:02 AM

"It's like you're the M. Night Shyamalan of Pajiba."

Hey, hey, now that's just harsh. I think we all need to take a deep breath and calm down and think about what we're saying before we go too far. :(

Posted by: Craig at May 18, 2011 2:12 PM

Dammit TK I will eat your soul with some lava beans and a nice can of tea.

Posted by: Shadowen at May 19, 2011 8:07 PM