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"Dexter" Season Six Trailer

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (14)



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“Dexter” is gearing up for yet another season of family friendly wacky hijinks, with a new teaser to warm your palate. It tells us that “hell breaks loose” which is rather hilariously being dissected on a lot of television blogs at the moment. A religious angle? A prison break? A cliche with no actual relevance to the planned plot? I’d say it’s obvious what it means: Zombie Doakes.

There’s the old joke about “Murder She Wrote” that if an enterprising sort added up all the bodies found in Cabot Cove by Jessica Fletcher over the years, then the only feasible explanation for half the town’s population dying while she was handy was that she was a serial killer. By the same logic, Miami is absolutely freaking terrifying. Not only do bodies show up just about every episode, but because of Dexter’s code, all of them have killed other people. That’s a force multiplier of murder rates right there. Dexter’s killed around a hundred people, but each of them has killed at least a few of their own … I’m just saying that we’re probably lucky that intern Rusty is still alive given the sorts of numbers that’s multiplying out to.

“Nothing can prepare you for what comes next,” is the tag line for the season, which is about as generic as the PR folks can get without just having movie voice guy pronounce: “Episodes. Will. Air.” Here’s the new teaser, which although it’s a minute long is just 50 seconds of shots from previous seasons combined with a few plausibly new Dexter facial expressions. Also, massive spoiler alerts, but then if you care about being spoiled for seasons 1 through 5, why are you watching a trailer for season 6?

The big news that the teaser doesn’t get into is that Colin Hanks will have a recurring role, though there’s no word yet on what it will be. It would certainly be an interesting turn if he played a vacant eyed serial killer.

Showtime has insisted that this will not be the last season of the show, but with the looming season specter of season seven, the last hurrah for many shows, it’s a good time to wonder if they’re going to start moving the show towards a conclusion. It’s the sort of show that has a limited number of feasible outcomes: it ends with Dexter dead, in jail, free and killing, or free and having stopped killing. It will be fascinating to see which route the show runners choose, and how they decide to move towards it in the last couple of seasons.

There’s also no word yet on when Showtime will air season six, but production is slated to begin any time now.

(source: Cinema Blend









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Comments

An ARMY of Zombie Doakes!

Posted by: zito at May 10, 2011 10:20 AM

Goddamit I hated it when they don't show any new material. So when is the exact date?

Posted by: Minto at May 10, 2011 10:21 AM

What the hell did any of that mean??

Posted by: Austin at May 10, 2011 10:52 AM

I like that they just pretended that season 5 didn't happen at all. It wouldn't have fit very well.

Posted by: Paultera at May 10, 2011 11:11 AM

Zombie Doakes and Zombie Miguel Prado as a Felix-and-Oscar-style zombie duo seeking vengeance? Please?

Posted by: K at May 10, 2011 11:28 AM

Zombie Doakes? That would bring me back.

Posted by: Smokin at May 10, 2011 11:48 AM

It's about...bad kah-rah-tay chopping moves?

Posted by: Candee at May 10, 2011 12:15 PM

You know what I hate about Dexter? I hate that they are previewing season 6 in America but still haven't shown season 5 in the UK. What the buggery fuck?

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at May 10, 2011 12:16 PM

Ballymena Bob, you mean you haven't seen season five?!?!

Lucky motherfucker.

Posted by: becks at May 10, 2011 12:23 PM

Zombie Doakes FTMFW!

My guess is that Deb stops taking care of Harrison and Dexter is forced to confront the hellish terror of a dirty diaper. The twist is that Harrison is now 8 years old and taking monster deuces.

Posted by: beet salad at May 10, 2011 1:19 PM

You know what I hate about Dexter? I hate that they are previewing season 6 in America but still haven't shown season 5 in the UK. What the buggery fuck?

Honey, currently they're airing season 2 in Belgium. That's why there's the Internet.

Posted by: Thijs at May 10, 2011 2:34 PM

I read a few articles saying the premiere date would be Sept. 25, 2011.

I would LOVE to see the big bad this season be Zombie Doakes.

Posted by: Even Stevens at May 10, 2011 4:45 PM

this show NEEDS zombies

Posted by: splinter at May 10, 2011 6:02 PM

I would accept zombies if this was the last season. Then they could go ahead and have some fun. Maybe even a musical episode...maybe. Michael C. Hall has got to be tired of the character by now, and he already has to see his ex-wife on the set all the time. Maybe it's time for zombies.

Posted by: John G. at May 10, 2011 7:02 PM