Danica McKellar Gots To Get Paid, Son; Joins SyFy Original Movie: Trailer Round Up
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Danica McKellar Gots To Get Paid, Son; Joins SyFy Original Movie: Trailer Round Up

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | January 16, 2013 | Comments ()


SyFy has seen fit to make another original movie. This one is called Tasmanian Devils and stars Danica McKellar as some sort of park ranger/tour guide turned snarl-faced survivor when the titular beasts start to attack. This trailer is NSFW if your work frowns upon people's faces being ripped apart and terrible acting.

Michael Shannon portrays the infamous Richard Kuklinski, AKA The Iceman, mob hitman extraordinaire. The film is fittingly called The Iceman and delves into the double life of the family man responsible for over one hundred mob-ordered murders over the span of twenty years. Ray Liotta plays the mob boss, Winona Ryder is Mrs. Iceman, and Chris Evans and James Franco also star in the film. May 3rd is the release date.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation gets a Japanese trailer filled with action and the far superior Japanese Voiceover Guy. Listen to how excited he is for something that will likely blow!

At least Marlon Wayans isn't in it.

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  • Idle Primate

    i'm up for anything with Michael Shannon. the dude scares me. and thats not a bad thing

  • Nicolae

    I can't believe it. Way to go, Hollywood. The Iceman gave you a completely different script already wrapped up in a bow and you decided to turn it into a typical screenplay. Burn in hell.

  • Groundloop

    Good lord but Tasmanian Devils looks like utter shite, and I'm going to watch the hell out of it. The guy at 1:45 into the trailer? The one blindly firing his pistol while pinned to the tree through HIS GOTDAMN CHEEK? I think he's my new power animal.

  • DarthCorleone

    Danica McKellar is great, but why do we have to vilify Tasmanian devils? They are very lovable and cute, you can domesticate them like dogs, and they're endangered. I hope Danica delivers a PSA at movie's end to remind everyone of this.

  • OldSchool60

    Everything is better with JAPANESE VOICE-OVER GUY!!!!!

  • phase10

    I can't be bothered to look it up, but did the Tasmania trailer feature that speed skater kid Apollo Ono(sp)?

    Edit: I guess I should have refreshed. Thanks ryan.

  • ,

    Come to Taz Mania, come to Taz Mania ...

    Goddam ear worm. Thanks, Pajiba. And by "thanks" I mean "fuck you roughly."

  • bleujayone

    *Cue Daniel Stern Narration with accompanying somber acoustic guitar;

    "...and it was about that time that Winnie Cooper was labeled the Ellen Ripley of the Outback. She had discovered a previously unknown species of giant carnivorous marsupial and proceeded to hunt it back into extinction all in one blood-soaked weekend. Years later, I met Winnie again at a deli in New York City. We talked about the past and she seemed much like her old self. The deep disfiguring scars on her were hardly noticeable at that moment. That afternoon would be remembered as one of the nicer times of my life....well....it WOULD have been had I not made the mistake of triggering flashbacks in her by absentmindedly ordering the deviled ham for lunch. The doctor says the butter knife missed the important parts of my brain, otherwise I would have earned a trained Capuchin monkey to wipe my ass for the rest of my days..."

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  • Jezzer

    I guess "Dancing with the Stars" wasn't as low as he could go.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I was totally right :)

  • lowercase_ryan

    I think.

  • Robert

    "Basejumpers discover an ancient secret." Is the ancient secret the Indiana Jones font?

  • Carlito

    Kneel before Iceman!

  • theotherone

    Tasmanian Dev trailer lost me at Deep in Tasmanian but won me over with the impaling. As long as there is some wet tank top Danica McKellar scenes it might be worth a laugh.

    G.I. Joe: Retaliation it's got Byung-hun Lee, enough said (plus dead potato, The Rock and John McClane)..

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