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good morning mr. cage!

He's going to break a wrist if he keeps shooting that sawed-off with one hand.

"What kind of gun is that?"
"It's a magical kind with absolutely no recoil. Oooooh, spooooky..."

Oh glorious. The car is like "Christine" on steroids.

BTW, Cage could play this guy, don't you think?

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There's a great rock and roll movie waiting to be written about Joe Grushecky. Somebody else write it, I've done all the casting work.

Was anyone else hoping for a groundhog at the wheel?

I grinned all the way through that trailer. I will ride with Mr. cage.

Oh and you can shoot a 12 gage one handed without breaking your wrist.

Man, Ghost Driver doesn't have to worry about his wrist.

But are there dancing souls?

So this demon guy can tell when those stoners under the bridge are going to die, but he has no idea when Cage will bite it? Because knowledge of one man's fate implies a knowledge of all men's fates, which implies the existence of Predestination, which means he should know the time and manner of Cage's character's death, and since we're sure Cage's character will win in the end, the demon is consciously committing suicide for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I guess what I'm try to say is: Screenwriters are idiots.

^Kballs: Since he evidently "broke out of hell" dude would seem to be possibly outside the boundaries of Predestination, no?

On the upside, this movie looks awesome now.

*No, because all HUMAN beings would be bound"

Sorry. Forgot the operative word there.

Methinks that maybe, maybe, you might be nitpicking this one to death, pal. Settle down. I think asking movies to follow the philosophical ramifications of predestination and divination according to a specific model of theology is bit excessive, no?

Not to mention a giant fucking waste of time.

Kballs, for what it's worth I think it's a worthy question: if there is life after death, does predestination extend beyond this life into the afterworld? Would a being powerful enough to have knowledge of said predestination be limited to those events that occur in this plane of existence, or would that knowledge extend beyond? If predestination exists beyond the realm of the living, wouldn't anyone who has an awareness of said predestination be aware that Nicholas Cage was going to eventually escape from Hell? If such knowledge existed, would any effort be place on presenting it from happening (perhaps it is like the prophecy that Oedipus would slay his father -- in that every effort to prevent this only leads to the event itself)?

To even hint at the ability of foresight and predestination opens a flood-gates of questions, all of which must be sufficiently resolved in order to prevent the movie from declining into moronic idiocy, cheap one-liners, and indeed from the pits of Hell itself; and every examination of these flaws is worthy and important. Frankly sir, I admire your thoughtful ponderings and encourage you to ruminate more often.

"Pal" is condescending? Calm down, Susie Sensitive.

Seriously, did you watch that trailer? And after watching it, the failure to adhere to dogma is your biggest concern?

I didn't realize Ingmar Berman directed Drive Angry. Now I really want to see it!

Argue whatever the fuck you what about predestination.

He's blowing fucking cars up with a shotgun, there's a chick with a supremely terrible southern accent, a guy who kicked a car door out of a car, and some gun that apparently shoots like 6 rounds at once.

And you're arguing about accuracy?

What the fuck is wrong with people?

3D - Fail, Nicolas Cage - Fail...next.