"Cossacks Sodomizing My Cranium": Ladies And Gentlemen, The 'Don Hemingway' Trailer.
Jude Law is glorious in this highly NSFW trailer. Do you remember how terrifyingly insane and thrashed Tom Hardy became when playing the title character in Bronson? Law has gone there, but with less spittle, no handlebar mustache, and maybe an extra chin. Law does, however, show his glorious ass and I may have seen a portion of his ding dang in one frame. Maybe.
Richard E. Grant, Demian Bichir, Emilia Clarke, Kerry Condon, Jumayn Hunter, Madalina Ghenea, and Nathan Stewart-Jarrett star alongside Law. The film is set to hit America April 4, 2014.
Just to balance all of those boobs: