"Cossacks Sodomizing My Cranium": Ladies And Gentlemen, The 'Don Hemingway' Trailer.
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"Cossacks Sodomizing My Cranium": Ladies And Gentlemen, The 'Don Hemingway' Trailer.

By Jodi Clager | Trailers | December 3, 2013 | Comments ()


Jude Law is glorious in this highly NSFW trailer. Do you remember how terrifyingly insane and thrashed Tom Hardy became when playing the title character in Bronson? Law has gone there, but with less spittle, no handlebar mustache, and maybe an extra chin. Law does, however, show his glorious ass and I may have seen a portion of his ding dang in one frame. Maybe.

Richard E. Grant, Demian Bichir, Emilia Clarke, Kerry Condon, Jumayn Hunter, Madalina Ghenea, and Nathan Stewart-Jarrett star alongside Law. The film is set to hit America April 4, 2014.

Just to balance all of those boobs:


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  • Lloyd_The_Bartender

    Jude Law channeling Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast, methinks?

    i need to learn how to say "OY!!!" as belligerently as possible when addressing total strangers...

    also - godDAMN i love red band trailers ...

  • lonolove

    "Cossacks sodomizing my cranium" will never be as great as "I feel like a pig shat in my head"...double negative that he is trying to pull this off to no one less than Withnail himself.

  • icecreammang

    I saw this last week while in London. While it wasn't good, it was enjoyable. Watching Jude Law be that character for 90 minutes was worth the price of admission. And you get Richard E. Grant with a fake hand and shooting glasses, too.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Everyone else seems fine, but oi vey and a trio of poodles, what the ... WHAT ... am I doing? (Richard E. Grant - With Nails)

  • BWeaves

    Not my kind of movie, but I'm tempted to go see it. It looks insane.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    He's definitely riding the Michael Caine train.

  • BWeaves

    I read that as, "He's definitely pulling the Michael Caine train, " and then I wondered what the hell I was thinking.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I am LOVING Jude Law: Character Actor!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    He is clearly loving it to. I wonder if it's a huge relief to embrace the receding hairline, which allows you to put on a couple of pounds and means you aren't just relegated to pretty boy status.

    Imagine if Tom Cruise actually embraced his inner Les Grossman.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I suddenly have the desire to play table tennis.

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  • Pinky McLadybits

    You know who else likes to pass?

    MY MOM!

  • Stephen Wong

    Where is the Oldboy review?

  • BWeaves

    "Oldboy" remake flops at box office.

  • Lloyd_The_Bartender

    "Spike Lee fails to rekindle career, goes back to calling Quentin Tarantino a racist but doesn't actually watch his movies"

  • Where's the beef?!

  • Mrs. Julien

    Let go my Eggo!

  • Bananapanda

    Give it to Mikey! He'll eat anything.

  • Maguita NYC

    Gimme a break!

  • Mrs. Julien

    I quote that all the time about Little J who is an incredibly picky eater. Whenever someone suggests a food for him, I say, "He won't eat it. He hates everything."

  • Uriah_Creep

    We're so sorry! We're no longer able to display this video.

    What's the problem, was it generating too much publicity for the damn show?

  • Maguita NYC

    Here's another trailer, but with less boobies. But still one cute ass.


  • Uriah_Creep

    Thanks for that. Although I have to say,

    Jude Law ass = not my bag

    This movie looks wildly entertaining.

  • Maguita NYC

    Absolutely! Too bad we have to wait until April to watch it. Would have loved if it were opening during the holidays.

  • emmalita

    It was Jude Law doing his impression of Rob Ford, but with a better bum and more woman happy to have their tops off.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Well I didn't see him blind drunk or doing crack, so he FAILED.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    and he does coke

  • emmalita

    He fucked a safe. Does that count?

  • lowercase_ryan

    It's like Bronson met Chopper and with some money behind it.

  • Maguita NYC

    Love it! Hope it really lives up to its trailer. Also, is it just me or is Richard E. Grant giving off major Christopher Walken vibes?

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