"Cossacks Sodomizing My Cranium": Ladies And Gentlemen, The 'Don Hemingway' Trailer.
Jude Law is glorious in this highly NSFW trailer. Do you remember how terrifyingly insane and thrashed Tom Hardy became when playing the title character in Bronson? Law has gone there, but with less spittle, no handlebar mustache, and maybe an extra chin. Law does, however, show his glorious ass and I may have seen a portion of his ding dang in one frame. Maybe.
Richard E. Grant, Demian Bichir, Emilia Clarke, Kerry Condon, Jumayn Hunter, Madalina Ghenea, and Nathan Stewart-Jarrett star alongside Law. The film is set to hit America April 4, 2014.
Just to balance all of those boobs:
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)