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Kevin Smith Really Shouldn't Have Released this Trailer the Same Day I Saw Up in the Air

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (16)



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I finally got to see Up in the Air yesterday (check out Drew’s review) and for a movie with a light dramatic tone, it sure is thematically heavy. An outstanding movie, really, but it practically put me in a contemplative coma — I couldn’t shake it and I still haven’t quite flushed it from my system. I suppose how it affects you will depend on what kind of person you are — or really, what kind of job you are in. For me, the big take-home message was this: For a lot of us, our entire identities are wrapped up in our jobs, and jobs are really very fragile, tenuous things. Our jobs — and thus, our identities — can be taken away unexpectedly in a moment’s notice. For a lot of folks — corporate drones, paycheck-to-paycheck people — this really can represent an opportunity to not just change your careers, but your identities, for the better.

But what about those of us who already have our dream jobs? Forget the loss of income — to lose that job would be to lose what we want to be in life, and how we want people to perceive us (the bigger take-home message in Up in the Air, of course, was perhaps: don’t let your job define you, let the people around you define you, but that’s not so easy when the people around you are the ones you work with). The point is, the movie made me question life more than any other movie has this year (and it’s probably not a great Christmas Day movie, by the by).

So how does this relate to the trailer for Kevin Smith’s upcoming film, Cop Out (formerly A Couple of Dicks)? Well, after you watch the trailer, you might understand. Although it’s not exactly a different job for Kevin Smith, per se — he’s still directing — it feels like something akin to giving up a dream job to become a corporate drone. Dude’s gotta pay the bills and I understand that, but there’s no other way to look at it than the fact that it’s a sell-out flick. By moving beyond the View Askew flicks, and doing something more broad, more studio, Kevin Smith has — in a way — changed jobs. And his identity — or at least our perception of him — will likely forever change. Kevin Smith may still be the same ribald, over-sharing candid motherfucker in the world in real life (and his Twitter feed suggests as much), but Kevin Smith 2.0 is going to be defined by Cop Out, and this may or may not be his Father of the Bride moment — the movie that forever changed our perception of Steve Martin (though, if you read his books or his magazine pieces, he’s still the same guy, but there’s no denying our perception of him has changed).

It’s heartbreaking, in a way. People get older; their priorities change; and the dick-and-fart jokes lose their intimacy, I suppose. It happens, right? I’m probably making much too big a deal about it, but — if you’re in your 30s or older, and settled into a job — I dare you to watch Up in the Air and not come out feeling uneasy. Given the fact that so many movie critics are older, often single, and spend their lives in movie theaters the same way that Clooney spends his on airplanes (and this is especially true of print critics, whose jobs are endangered), I can’t believe there haven’t been more break-down Jerry Maguire memo reviews of that film.

Anyway, Happy Holidays! Here’s the trailer for Cop Out. I’m going to go roll up in that fetal ball now.










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Comments

I think Up in the Air works pretty well for a younger set too.

Nothing goes the way Natalie thinks it will despite all her plans and her no-nonsense attitude and her determination to streamline the industry, not with her job or her personal life, despite all her best intentions.

(And man, I was the only one laughing in the Boston theatre when "Detroit" flashed up on the screen, because I knew it was going to be bad. My poor state.)

Posted by: twig at December 24, 2009 10:43 AM

... my god this movie looks bland.

Posted by: twig at December 24, 2009 10:46 AM

That actually looks pretty bad but I'll probably still laugh at it because I'm kind of an idiot (like I have to tell you people that).

I'm pretty young so I still have the whole world at my feet! Life only gets better after your twenties right guys? Guys? *crickets*

Posted by: becks at December 24, 2009 10:47 AM

If I don't acknowledge this film in any way it will be as if it doesn't exist.

That's right, it doesn't exist.

DOESN'T. EXIST.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 24, 2009 10:48 AM

Twenty-Seven years in the radio industry, utterly defined by my job, my dream job, being the person I wanted to be.
And in a flash, it was gone.
I am still struggling to figure out just who I can become at this late stage in life and it has been a struggle. Depression. Anxiety. Self-Doubt.
I think that people in their 20's and 30's should see Up In The Air and take heed of it's messages. Give yourself options and never let yourself be completely defined by your work. If you paint yourself into a corner, there may be no escape.

Posted by: Spender at December 24, 2009 10:51 AM

"don’t let your job define you, let the people around you define you"

How about not letting either define you and defining yourself the way you want? Some people care too much about what other people think. Fuck them. Don't try to be hip. Do what you will, embrace your faults as much as your high points. Embrace your likes and your dislikes and don't let anyone try to change you.

This movie looks bad.

Posted by: barf at December 24, 2009 11:19 AM

It's going to make more money than all of his movies combined (about 60mil) and he'll never make another movie in Jersey ever again.

So long Kev.

Posted by: Kissing Girls Makes You Sleepy at December 24, 2009 12:48 PM

Cop Out, a movie completely defined by its title. What a triumph. (Bruce Willis looks like a shrunken little old man. I believe he might have justified this film by calling it Pay Out to the wife and kiddies.)

Posted by: Patricia at December 24, 2009 2:15 PM

"Not yet." Cue evil laugh.

The only good line in the trailer.


By the gods, who is Tracy MOrgan, and why in't he a candidate for post-natal abortion?

Posted by: FabMax at December 24, 2009 3:35 PM

I dont get Tracy. His LINES on 30 Rock are funny, but he himself, I dont get. I just dont get it.

Posted by: Nadine at December 24, 2009 4:41 PM

I really couldn't get into this trailer at all, I was so bored I could barely make it through the two minutes, and I really love Kevin Smith. But then again, once a red band trailer comes out we may get a better idea of the film, as the wit is usually intertwined with filth and profanity and so couldn't be shown here. That's what I'm hoping anyway.

Posted by: Anna at December 24, 2009 9:09 PM

I laughed :)

I'll leave :(

Posted by: elzupasmonkey at December 25, 2009 3:58 AM

I'll see it (on Netflix) because I'm a whore for The Bruce, but I think the Tracy Morgan non comedy is going to get grating after about 7 minutes.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 25, 2009 11:49 PM

The only thing that distinguishes this from other Kevin Smith movies is the lack of profanity. I've laughed like once at his films. Combined.

Posted by: bendiagram at December 26, 2009 10:01 AM

I've never thought his movies were that great, so not so disappointed or surprised.

Posted by: Brenton at December 27, 2009 1:31 PM

Comparing Smith to Steve Martin and their respective career arcs is fucking hilarious, and shows what fucking morons the Pajiba rabble truly are.

Martin went from playing nuanced well thought out parts to playing one dimensional stereotypes.

Smith is going from one dimensional shit/fart/dick joke filled movies with horrible camerawork to studio pics with shitty actors like Tracy Morgan.

The continual and endless sucking and blowing of Smith's shit covered cock by the Pajba crowd is mindblowing and pathetic..

Posted by: Fappy McFapper at December 27, 2009 6:00 PM


















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