Conan The Barbarian Trailer: Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe
"I live. I love. I slay. And I am content."
Holy shit, really? And will he have an expression other than "petulant sneer?" Someone needs to Zoolanderify this motherfucker. I'm not even going to get into the even-worse-that-usual trailer voice, since it doesn't really have any bearing on the film.
Still, this is just a teaser, with little actual footage. So maybe it'll...
This is most decidedly not what is best in life.
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