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Como Se Dice "Blood and Titties"?

By Miscellaneous | Trailers | July 23, 2010 | Comments ()

By Miscellaneous | Trailers | July 23, 2010 |


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Some things on the site get a little over-exposed. I know we've posted Machete trailers before. And some posters. And production details. I wouldn't bother with another trailer unless it was something special.

Wait a minute.

A hard-R Machete trailer showing previously unknown amounts of badass Trejo?

YES WANT NOW

Quick note -- This is extremely Not Safe For Work. Unless your coworkers are OK with seeing your pants rent asunder by an awesomeness-induced boner.


BAM! BOOOOOM! BOOB! Check it out, y'all. He just rappelled down a building with the large intestine of a man! And that sharp knifey thing on a chain?! Day-um!

And I bet De Niro is going to CRUSH this. He'll probably have a small part that lets him do something a little more off the wall. Not exactly like Stardust, but hey, a guy can dream.

And I believe in Steven Seagal. Even after that weird business about him buying a Mail Order Bride or something like that. Look at him wield those bigass knives. He has a very unique brand of cool that will work for his.

And that Luchadore got MESSED UP! Get it, Jessica Alba. Win back a place in my heart.

I expect to hear a lot of adjectives for "awesome" in the comment section.

(via Comingsoon)



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