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I can't wait for the opportunity to use the phrase "RELEASE! The Kraken!"

I fear it will be a long time coming.

I want to be the melty cheese in a Neeson and Fiennes sandwich.

Oh, this looks like a good movie - to either enjoy or openly mock, as the circumstances warrant.

Oh yes! "Damn...the...gods" and "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" should be enough to sustain my gleeful enjoyment. I honestly don't care if it sucks...actually, it would be just as awesome if it did. High camp never looked so promising.

Man it looks fun, but the fake long beards just don't work. However the movie has Mads Mikkelsen, and he can suitably pull off the badass stoic.

First of all, Sam Worthington has been one busy dude. Second, is he using his native accent without attempt to disguise? (It's hard to tell.) I'm all for it, if he is.

Release the Kraken!

Many, MANY things in this trailer look like they were pulled directly from a "God Of War" game.

Which is awesome. Why not? I love those games and, frankly, it makes sense for someone to steal the designs to make a fun, campy movie.

Someone needs to email a link to this to Robert Pattinson, quicksmart, specifically all the shows of Neeson as Zeus.
That, you wall eyed motherfucker, is how you can be pale and glittery AND STILL LOOK LIKE A MAN.
Liam Neeson looks like a fucking DISCOBALL WITH A VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY and I would still sit down and shut up the second he walked into a room.
That is how it is fucking done.

Otherwise, is it Gemma Arterton in a scene when she's running/being pulled along by Worthington? I say it with love, bitch is a clumsy little runner. Was she actually wearing heels in that scene? Dayum.

I can't look at eyeless monsters any more without wondering if Guillermo Del Toro was involved. Every eyeless monster he's created is burned into my memory/nightmares so when ever I see one now, I wonder if he designed it.

This film does look bad ass, though Fiennes could look a little scarier, and I cant see him beating James Woods as Hades. No one will ever be as cool as that.

Jerce, manufacture the use of the phrase;
By a dog
Name it, The Kraken. Let it get picked up by animal services.
Go to Animal services.
Demand that they RELEASE! THE KRAKEN!

This also applies with friends, children, relatives, just apply 'The Kraken' as a name or nick name, let them get arrested then demand that the people holding them RELEASE! THE KRAKEN!

I'm already working on such projects.

Light some candles, make a nice dinner, build a fire...

AND RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

You know, make it special.

Thanks for the coffee sinus flush; it's a wonder I didn't flood my keyboard :-)

I want that horse.

Where are all the blue catmonkeys I've heard about? I didn't see a single one in the trailer.

The ONE thing that bugs me about this is that once again we get that goddamn shot of the guy diving through the air ready to slash at something with a sword. In slow motion. It's become a cliche of mostly shitty "epic" movies (it was in Troy, in Arthur, in 300) and I'm completely sick of it.

Figgy, I agree, also the sneering/yelling/growling something through half gritted teeth while straining your skin so only your nose wrinkles (TONIGHT! WE DINE! ON KRAKEN!) is getting fucking overused.
It's like you cant be a man any more until you shout something that way then leap slowly through the air at some massive monsters while also wearing a SKIRT.

@Nadine

Funny you mentioned about eyeless monsters looking like from Guillermo Del Toro movie. That's the first thing came to my mind too.

Cannot wait to see this!! (Both the movies actually.) Also, of course a Greek mythology movie is going to include a son of Zeus. Zeus was a baby making machine.

Just one question, where is Athena? Is she the brunette lady talking to Perseus in the trailer?? If there's no Athena (plus owl) then I will not be pleased.