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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (35)

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Below we have the French trailer for Atom Egoyan’s Chloe. We like French trailers, cause they show all the naughty bits. And the naughty bits in question belong to Amanda Seyfried, who stars as a waitress that a wife (Julianne Moore) hires to make a move on her husband (Liam Neeson) to find out if he’s cheating on her.

Expectedly, things go awry when the husband doesn’t at first give in to Chloe’s advances, but is eventually seduced, against the wife’s wishes. The things get really nasty, and by nasty, I mean: Seyfried makes out with Moore.

Oh, and because it’s directed by Egoyan (The Sweet Hereafter, Where the Truth Lies), it’s also kind of artsy and intelligent, so you don’t have to feel bad about watching the titillating parts. Cause it’s, like, totally intelligent!



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Comments

Much as I enjoy myself some boobies and chicks lickin', I don't know if I'm going to be able to see this (I mean, actually SEE the screen) through all the eye rolls. Seriously: How batshit crazy would a woman be to hire a hottie half her age to try to de-pants her husband? Would any woman EVER actually do a thing like that? Like putting a pedophile in charge of an orphanage, just to see how he handles it.

Posted by: , at January 13, 2010 10:39 AM

Hm. It looks like one of those "Poison Ivy"/"Fatal Attraction"/"The Crush"/"Scorned" type of movie.

I am not sure where you got the trailer form, but please use that site more in the future. Work doesn't block it. Thanks.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 13, 2010 10:41 AM

It looks like one of those "Poison Ivy"/"Fatal Attraction"/"The Crush"/"Scorned" type of movie.

But French-Canadian so it's okay.

Posted by: Jay at January 13, 2010 10:43 AM

But French-Canadian so it's okay.

Posted by: Jay at January 13, 2010 10:43 AM

I'm 1/4 French Canadian, so I'm down with that. Also, I have soft spot for "Scorned". It's in my "Skinemax Hall Of Fame". So, I guess it's not so much a soft spot, really...

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at January 13, 2010 10:45 AM

Clearly an Extract rip off...

Posted by: JRich at January 13, 2010 10:56 AM

I was thinking the same thing, commadaddy- my voice may not be able to last for two hours of yelling at the screen, hoping that someone involved grows some common sense. And it's not just some random hottie half her age, it's a hottie half her age who is used to couples and men explicitly approaching her for sex, which is another level of obtuse.

Like hiring Christina Aguilera to do your daughter's confirmation makeup.

Posted by: Phaeolus at January 13, 2010 11:05 AM

HOT.

Oh, um, I mean, INTELLIGENT.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at January 13, 2010 11:07 AM

There's actually a plot? Sorry I was destracted.

Posted by: admin at January 13, 2010 11:12 AM

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Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 13, 2010 11:13 AM

He'll always be Montreal's Adrian Lyne.

Posted by: Jay at January 13, 2010 11:14 AM

Let's see...

Atom Egoyan, Check.

Amanda Seyfried, Check.

Boobies, Check.

There's everything I like, and respect in this. And looks like that girl is getting meaty roles. I am so so there.

Posted by: yocean at January 13, 2010 11:15 AM

And looks like that girl is getting meaty roles. I am so so there.

And by "meaty," you mean "breasty."

Posted by: Snath at January 13, 2010 11:21 AM

Okay, ladies. Let me save you a lot of time and heartache: If you hire an attractive woman to seduce your husband? He is going to screw her. If you're sitting there thinking, "I wonder if . . . " Yes. "But my man wouldn't . . ." Yes. He. Will. On your honeymoon? Probably not. The week after? I wouldn't bet against it. Two weeks later? Oh, yeah. He gon' eat up dem azz cakes. Accept this as your reality and adjust your expectations accordingly.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 13, 2010 11:21 AM

Oh, yeah. He gon' eat up dem azz cakes.

*Runs off to register the domain icanhasazzcakes.com*

Posted by: branded at January 13, 2010 11:25 AM

0:28

It's good to be a man. I've been in love with Amanda Seyfried's side/underboob since that scene in Big Love. Vive le boobies!

Posted by: logar at January 13, 2010 11:32 AM

Word, Tracer. My resistance would break down like an old ... eh, like some kind of old car that breaks down a lot.

Posted by: , at January 13, 2010 11:33 AM

Other than leaving me with Moore's heaving breath, I was all for it.

But since his wife passed away, even after all this time, I still get tears in my eyes when I see Liam Neeson. So watching him get oral seksy time was awkward.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 13, 2010 11:37 AM

This is kind of instructive for guys, though. The next time some sexed-up hottie half my age tries to seduce me, we're on. But when we're done I'll remember to ask:

1. Did my wife put you up to this?

2. How much is she paying you?

3. Can I make it worth your while to lie to her?

4. So, next Tuesday then?

Posted by: , at January 13, 2010 11:41 AM


OK, hotshot, your girl forwards you a link to this preview, and asks, "you wouldn't cheat on me, would you?" What. Do. You. Do?

The correct answer is: I would shoot Jeff Daniels.

Posted by: Lance at January 13, 2010 12:17 PM

See, this is exactly why every business transaction needs a contract. Stupid sexy Chloe screwing up sexier [Julianne Moore's character]'s plans to catch her husband cheating. I forgive their stupidity for what will surely be a steamy, sexy thriller.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2010 12:39 PM

"Like hiring Christina Aguilera to do your daughter's confirmation makeup."

Ok, I know nobody believes it when it's said, but seriously...LOL.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at January 13, 2010 1:16 PM

I love all three actors, but I'm severely underwhelmed.

Posted by: Joker at January 13, 2010 1:48 PM

Seconded on the Big Love sideboob appreesh. Had to watch that scene again after the ladyfriend left the room.

Posted by: the new transported man at January 13, 2010 2:16 PM

I don't have speakers on my computer at work, so all I can say about the film is to concur with AvB and say, *ahem* Intelligent.

Who needs dialogue when you have artistically shot sexual encounters with A-List actors? Not welldressed.

Posted by: welldressed at January 13, 2010 3:58 PM

Amanda Seyfried is a scrumptious little thing, isn't she? Nice azz cakes.

Posted by: MM at January 13, 2010 4:24 PM

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore gettin' it on? How much did Liam Niessen pay for that?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at January 13, 2010 4:38 PM

This looks like a remake of Anne Fontaine's "Nathalie." Emmanuelle Béart was a stripper hired to seduce Gérard Depardieu. It has the same go see the husband in the cafe where he eats lunch everyday scene.

Posted by: cb at January 13, 2010 4:40 PM

This film is not French-Canadian. If it was, they would be speaking, you know . . . French.

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2010 5:45 PM

Yeah, no better way to get back at your man for cheating than by making out with his mistress. That'll teach him.

Posted by: rhombus at January 13, 2010 8:58 PM

I remember when I was 12 and didn't yet have a computer, but I had saved my money working all summer and bought myself a TV and VCR. I would look in the channel guide for any movie with a little N next to the rating, and I'd set the VCR to tape it.

I would have taped this movie.

Posted by: Lucas at January 13, 2010 9:48 PM

It was filmed in Toronto, which is where Egoyan is from (or at least based).
Allan Gardens is just NW of Sherbourne & Gerrard, in the middle of a rather rundown area of the city. Lots of homeless & junkies hang out in that park; not too inviting for tourists. Too bad, because the inside is pretty nice... The domed part as seen in the trailer is about 100 years old.

I remember his film "Exotica" was marketed as being a lot more sexually titllating than it actually was. Good film, though.

Lauren: you'd be surprised at how many Anglos still live in Montreal who can barely speak French. (I was born there & most of my French relatives live thereabouts).

Posted by: oskar at January 13, 2010 9:49 PM

oskar,

Sorry, but: "Exotica" = booooooring.

Posted by: , at January 13, 2010 11:39 PM

Hmmm, I think my spouse is cheating on their diet. I know, I'll hire Wolfgang Puck to prepare some sinful dishes and simply give them away to see if they'll take the bait. If they do, it MUST mean they cheated before....

Right. Or it could mean you're just setting them up to fail. And really what kind of support are you really unless you fabricate ridiculous situations in elaborate ways to test the worthiness of the person you claim to love unconditionally?

So when a wife goes through the legwork of tracking down and hiring a high-end prostitute to throw at her unknowing hubby as means of testing his fidelity mettle, it's not some cry of deranged paranoia, it's just being a hopeless romantic. Silly me.

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Posted by: Celia at January 14, 2010 1:40 AM

How do you guys get from this trailer that this is "French-Canadian"? Egoyan barely speaks any french, if at all, and this is all shot in Toronto, in english.

Posted by: jpguy13 at January 14, 2010 6:36 AM