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Catch .44 Trailer: You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (11)

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I don’t know what the hell happened here. Catch .44, the first major release from writer/director Aaron Harvey (whose only previous credit was The Evil Woods), has some fascinating talent rattling around it. Bruce Willis, Forest Whitaker (using an atrocious accent), Malin Ackerman, Nikki Reed, Michael Rosenbaum (aka the only decent actor in “Smallville”), and “True Blood” actress Deborah Ann Woll. It’s a caper flick, and I loves me a good caper flick.

It looks fucking terrible. It’s a pile of noir cliches slapped together with expired rubber cement and held together with frayed bits of Pulp Fiction posters. It’s premiering on December 9th in about four theaters nationwide before it’s DVD release on… December 20th. Yeah. Just in time for Christmas.

If someone gave me this DVD for Christmas I’d use the disc to slice their throat open.









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Comments

What would you do if Malin Ackerman gave you the DVD?

Posted by: zeke the pig at November 15, 2011 10:39 AM

I'd use the disc to slice your throat open.

Posted by: TK at November 15, 2011 10:43 AM

It's kinda got me interested, which is the trailers aim I suppose. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: yastobaal at November 15, 2011 10:53 AM

I could live with that.

Posted by: zeke the pig at November 15, 2011 11:24 AM

So, apparently they didn't feel like paying for Howlin' For You for the first thirty seconds of the trailer? Sorry, I'll go back and watch it. I just couldn't even pay attention when they so blatantly ripped off that song...

OK, that looks pretty terrible. Maybe there was something good there, but I think they lost it during the filming.

Posted by: pissant at November 15, 2011 12:33 PM

ummm... you forgot to mention that Brad Dourif is in this movie. and he's awesome!

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Posted by: causaubon at November 15, 2011 12:55 PM

Is this the third direct to video caper movie of the year for Bruce Willis, or just the second? How far and fast has his career fallen? I expect a movie with Nic Cage and Bruce Willis to appear any second.

Posted by: Sean at November 15, 2011 1:25 PM

Thanks causaubon. In fact, I'd rather rewatch Dune in its entirety than this trailer.

Posted by: cinekat at November 15, 2011 2:04 PM

Something's not right. Oh. I see ...

Catch .44 Trailer: You're Brain Dead, You Got A F*ckin' Bullet In Your Head Butthole.

Better.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 15, 2011 4:16 PM

"three two one... Lucy I''m home"

Posted by: Doreen at November 15, 2011 5:39 PM

Cudos on the Rage quote.
This looks like a bag of buttholes.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 15, 2011 10:59 PM