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After taking something of a smug break for Sicko — Michael Moore’s health-care documentary — it looks like the man has not only regained all the weight he lost ahead of that movie, but that’s he’s also back to his old self-abrasive obnoxious self.

Thank God.

Lookit: Sure, Michael Moore’s a little full of himself, a little too arrogant, and plays loose with the facts a bit, but so does Bill O’Reilly, so does Rush Limbaugh, and so does Glen Beck (at least, Moore doesn’t weep for ratings). The left needs Michael Moore. And Keith Olbermann. Because let’s face it: Liberals are push-overs. The left whines and moans and cries: “They’re distorting the truth. They’re making up shit. It’s sooo unfair.”

Fuck ‘em. The left doesn’t need another guy who tries to reason with the far right, they need a guy who plays their game. The right may own cable news and the radio, but the left has movie theaters. And it needs to take advantage.

Unfortunately, the bailout debacle seems a little dated. Sicko might have been more appropriate now, while Congress is debating a health-care bill (read: Getting pushed over by a few screechy nutters). We’re slowly coming out of the recession (fingers crossed), and the last thing we need is a reminder of what got us here. We know what got us here: Deregulation and subprime mortgages. I’m not sure I’m that interested in rehashing it. And it’s not like Michael Moore has ever offered solutions.

All of which is to say: I don’t expect much out of Capitalism: A Love Story. I don’t expect it to do particularly well, and Moore’s hints that he’s getting out of docs and into feature films suggests that he feels the same.

Anyway, here’s the trailer for Capitalism: A Love Story:



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Comments

I was going to think of a clever way to express my apathy. But I just don't care enough to try.

Posted by: TSF at August 21, 2009 9:38 AM

the bailout debacle seems a little dated.

Your grandchildren will be paying for it, so at least this will give them one easy place to reference all the bullshit at once... when it happens to them again in 20 years.

Posted by: twig at August 21, 2009 9:42 AM

Fair enough, Twig.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 21, 2009 9:44 AM

I hate Hannity the most (the guy's just stupid), but Glenn Beck sucks not just because he refuses to accept anything but his own little world, but because he pretends to be witty and insightful while he does it. Glenn Beck isn't a conservative answer to good comedy (Jon Stewart), he's a conservative Bill Maher, beligerent, and in total denial of his own ego. And that's just the first reason I hate him, there are loads more.

Fuck him.

Posted by: George at August 21, 2009 9:50 AM

I occasionally listen to the Beck show when I stray into range (seldom), but George is right. He's really not funny. At least Limbaugh runs some clever parody songs and bits between the bombast once in awhile. I cannot listen to Hannity at all. The man has a "you know" tic, can't go 30 seconds without saying it, and it's like a hammer to the head each time. And he had the balls to mock Caroline Kennedy for the same affliction.

The best I can say about all this is that you ought to listen to them a little anyway (until your blood starts to boil) for the same reason I read Hendrick Hertzberg and Co. in The New Yorker: a) so I know what the other side thinks, no matter how misguided, and b) once in a great while they're right. Plus the movie reviews, but Limbaugh et al generally don't do movies (though I'm sure they'll take an axe to Moore, but it's not like he doesn't deserve it usually).

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 21, 2009 10:11 AM

Awww fuck Michael Moore. Am I the only person who thinks he's a fat fucking piece of shit? My friends and I used a poster for Bowling for Columbine as target practice.

You know what I hope happens to that piece of shit. I hope he moves to Canada and gets beat up by a rather small black man with a baseball bat. Why you say? Because he seems to hate America but loves Canada, he is against guns, and he thinks white people are the devil. Seriously, I wouldn't piss on him to save his life if he was on fire.

Go take a flying fuck Moore, your films aren't even a "documentary," its a piece of propaganda that you spit out of thin air. Seen Bowling for Columbine? Watch Bowling for Truth. Everytime he puts out something within days you have people on youtube debunking the whole fucking thing. Just an example, the kids he takes to (what was it Target) to stop them from selling bullets. They didn't even know that's what they were going for, one of them even wanted to join the NRA...after the film came out that was a no.

Besides who the fuck screws around/dicks over Charlton Heston? CHARLTON fucking HESTON. I hope Moore chokes on a chicken wing.

Oh and good luck on your next "best picture," contender.

BTW I'm not giving examples from his other films because, quite simply, I don't give a shit. I saw part of Fahrenheit 9/11 until the people I was with were debunking it as I was watching it. They had me laughing too hard to pay attention to the rest of his "movie."

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 21, 2009 10:24 AM

I love you Mikey. I wouldn't fuck you, but I love you.

Posted by: Cindy at August 21, 2009 10:33 AM

Deistbrawler:
How about re-reading Dustin's review. He acknowledges all of those things. The point is the airwaves are full of people on the right who do this kind of thing and are taken seriously so why shouldn't those of us on the left have our own little haven of drama and outrage gone wild?

Nobody goes to a Moore documentary to get finely reasoned facts presented in a balanced manner. We go to revel in a two-hour happy fest of watching a rant from our side, that occasionally exposes some truths.

Oh and that whole "he hates America" schtick, criticizing what's wrong with a country is not hate.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 21, 2009 10:38 AM

As a rational anarchist, I find your left and right crap amusing. But I am trying to understand the logic, so let me see if I'm right....

What some of you are saying is that "there are big lying assholes on the conservative side, so that makes it okay for Moore to be a big, lying asshole because he's a liberal, so it evens things out"....?

Is that really how people feel? If so, they should seriously rethink the whole government thing and join those of us who advocate chaos. In a controlled, non-hurtful way, of course.

Posted by: dawn at August 21, 2009 10:49 AM

TSF >> Your paradox gives me a headache.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 21, 2009 10:50 AM

Controlled anarchy, eh? Good luck with that.

Posted by: Phaedawg at August 21, 2009 11:00 AM

Lookit: Sure, Michael Moore’s a little full of himself, a little too arrogant, and plays loose with the facts a bit, but so does Bill O’Reilly, so does Rush Limbaugh, and so does Glen Beck (at least, Moore doesn’t weep for ratings).

What the fuck, are you eight? I hit him because he hit me? You don't change people's minds by playing dirty like the other guys do, you only sway them(and they'll just be swayed back). Set a fucking example and be honest. It may take a bit longer for people to come around, but when they do, they'll stick with you because they weren't swayed by propaganda.

I used to watch Olbermann at my friend's place, and I enjoyed it for about two weeks until I realized I was watching the other side of the O'Reilly coin.

Jesus fucking Christ...

Posted by: pissant at August 21, 2009 11:04 AM

I'll check back in a few posts when this thread completely disintegrates into 'yo momma' jokes.

Posted by: TSF at August 21, 2009 11:09 AM

Real Anarchy is merely the absence of coercive authoritarianism, it isn't about "running around the streets looting, raping & pillaging".

Think about that & ask yourself how truly legitimate *any* of the established authorities (both "left" & "right") are.
Face it, most are nothing more than real-life Bill Lumberghs.

Posted by: oskar667 at August 21, 2009 11:19 AM

I think there's still post-mortem energy for the financial fiasco, at least with the people that are Moore's audience. Otherwise, NPR's Planet Money and This American Life's segments on the economic collapse wouldn't be so damn popular.

And y'know what kills me? All the assholes whom come out of the woodwork when Moore gets mentioned. Because the Moore's just as much of an asshole and he certainly doesn't care what centrist and libertarian fucks think about him. Call him a fat liar and he'll call you lying wanking pricks.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at August 21, 2009 11:38 AM

I'm sure I remember writing a rant about Moore before somewhere on the site, but I can't for the life of me find it now. Oh well.

The jist: Moore annoys me because his movies aren't aimed at convincing people that his views are right. As a few people here have said, they're aimed at cheering up people who already hold the views he's espousing; getting them riled up or fired up or whatever. While that's nice and all, I think he does it in such an alienating way, and has become so smug and self-satisfied over the years, that he actively pushes middle ground people away from left-wing views and policies, and thus does his causes more harm than good. He might be some use at spreading information about specific causes (as in, raising awareness within left-wing groups of, say the specifics of the health care crisis), but there are less divisive and bitter ways to do that.

As for the idea that the left needs people like Moore and Olbermann, I disagree. I think lowering the level of public discourse to the point that faux outrage and name-calling are the only way that national debates can happen is bad for everyone, but especially bad for everyone who isn't Fox News. Even if the lefties do 'own' the movie theatres, those don't get beamed into everyone's houses night after night after night. In a war of "Who can shout loudest?" Fox will win, and I don't think that's a good outcome for anyone. But I think that Moore or Olbermann winning by cheapening themselves and their arguments isn't much better.

If the left wants to win, it should win by being better, being smarter and by coming up with intelligent, measured refutations of insane arguments. Birthers claiming Obama is a Kenyan? Fine, show them the damn birth cert. People comparing socialised health care to Nazi policies and claiming that Obama will be forcibly euthanising old people? Prove to them that they're wrong. Reason with them. Don't tell them that talking to them is "like arguing with a dining room table" and expect them to be swung to your viewpoint that way.

Posted by: Shay at August 21, 2009 11:45 AM

Deist, as a movie lover, you should give props to Michael Moore for being a fucking auteur of immense skill from script to director's chair. He isn't about being right. He's about convincing you you could be wrong. I'll take up a seat at debunking your debunkers, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow. I've got a busy Friday.

Does anyone not find 'rational anarchism' amusing? How long, outside of a small band of cheery loving drugged up campuses, do you think a rational anarchism could preserve its spirit? But to meet your sentiment, yeah, politicians are a bunch of petty children and so many of them suck or will eventually blow. Yeah, they're like bagless vacuums in that they almost always start out great but then eventually are so clogged and obstructed that nothing can salvage that old, broken-down piece of plastic. What's more, it is not always easy to tell which are which over the airwaves. While I don't agree with the sycophantic jousting that is Prime Time Cable, I see DR's point about Moore's usefulness. Personally, I love Michael Moore, but even if I didn't, he's at least a knight on the chessboard. This is a plural society. And if you're a Democrat, you utilize the people that come to you, whomever they might be.

That doesn't mean "Fuck everyone," dawn, even if doing so satisfied some intellectual criteria; That means "Fucking do better."

Posted by: Jackseppelin at August 21, 2009 11:59 AM

I was watching Rush Limbaugh. Doesn't he remind you of one of those guys that lies in a tub while other guys pee on him? Can't you see Reagan, Quayle and Bush just standing around pissing on him and his little Piggly Wiggly dick can't get hard. He still can't get hard so they call in Barbara Bush. She takes her pearls off, puts them in his ass. Then she takes off her girdle and squats over his face. Her wrinkled flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees like some ball-less scrotum. She squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally his dick gets half hard. A little clear bubble forms on the end with a maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble and runs off and joins a Pro-Life group somewhere. Everyone can see this right. Or at least this is a possibility.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Bill Hicks at August 21, 2009 12:14 PM

@Phaedawg

Your statement reminds me of a quote from Zizek:

"This belief that some blind fate does not control us, that it is possible, through human collective action, to steer development, is gone. I think what happened in recent years is that this logic of blind fate returned. Global capitalism is simply accepted as a fact that you cannot do anything about. The only question is, Will you accommodate yourself to it, or will you be dismissed and excluded? A certain type of question, and it needn’t be put in the old-fashioned Marxist way as class struggle, but the general anticapitalist question, basically has disappeared."

I don't agree with Anarchists conclusions, but I will always appreciate their willingness to question the basic premise that Capitalism is natural to human nature and furthermore all that we got.

Posted by: Alon at August 21, 2009 12:17 PM

Regardless of where Moore stands on the issues, there is just no excuse for being as full of shit as Moore is. At least he doesn't weep for ratings? Appeals to emotion are Moore's bread and butter.

Curse them all.

Posted by: imk at August 21, 2009 12:32 PM

I don't have anything really to say about Moore, but the mention of the recession made me think about, and want to share, a comment that I heard about the recession the other day. Some economy guru was on NPR discussing the recession, and said that it was all up to consumer spending, and that the economy would improve if people would only buy more stuff.

This is a bit confusing to me, since when we first started the "economic downturn", there were news reports all over the place about fixed costs going through the roof, and that's why the consumer has had to stop consuming- we're spending stupid percentages of our income on utilities and property tax. This made a lot of sense to me, since I know my escrow has gone up over 200% from 4 years ago, and propane is amazingly expensive. But now, I hardly ever hear those factors mentioned; instead, it's always my fault that I'm not spending money. I'm not saying the original reports were correct, since I don't know much about economics, but I do have a working memory, so I don't understand why the emphasis has changed.

Posted by: Phaeolus at August 21, 2009 1:00 PM

@Alon

Well said, Zizek is a fantastic author and your point is well made. I didn't mean to imply that I think our anarchist friends should give up their aspirations and Love The Bomb. I support a heaping amount of skepticism towards all things as our responsibility as citizens.

However, I tend to think of Foucault with regards to ideas like anarchy. Power relations make all of our social structures deeply flawed (especially capitalism), yes, but we can't ever truly escape them. We build them. It's our nature. Hitting the reset button seems like a nice idea, but it won't ever work. 'Controlled' anarchy is just a new system of power. True anarchy would just lead to brutal, primitive systems emerging from the ether.

It is unfortunate that we seem to have lost the ability to, as a group, say 'Fuck it. This isn't working.' But at least we can still have the ability to be informed and proactive enough to try to improve the world around us as much as we can.

Posted by: Phaedawg at August 21, 2009 1:28 PM

Jesus Bill....Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at August 21, 2009 1:29 PM

Aww, Deistbrawler, don't wish Michael Moore on Canada. What'd we do to deserve that?!

I don't care how much I agree with his anti-gun violence, pro-health care messages, I can not stand that man. He's every bit as grating as his obnoxious extreme-right-wing counterparts. Dustin has a valid point, he is kind of a yin to O'Reilly et al.'s yang, but I'm going to choose to ignore the smug know-it-alls on either side of the debate, thanks.

Posted by: meaux at August 21, 2009 2:20 PM

The jist: Moore annoys me because his movies aren't aimed at convincing people that his views are right.

Disagree. I know many people whose eyes were opened because of Fahrenheit 9/11 and Sicko. I know people who went to see those films because they hadn't gotten the information in any other way (sad) and were curious about the subject matter. And those people were persuaded by MM's pov. Not entirely bad.

Posted by: Cindy at August 21, 2009 2:33 PM

Want to know something hilarious? The right feels exactly the same way about O'Reilly and Hannity. If I had a quarter for every time I've heard a conservative friend say "our problem is that we fight fair and they fight dirty", I'd be paying far more in taxes than I am now. Here's the problem. Both sides excuse their idiots by pointing to the other side's idiots. Thus, to the right, Moore excuses Coulter, and to the left, Coulter excuses Moore. I'm frankly sick of it. What happened to a little faith in the American people? I personally believe it's possible to have rational and reasonable debates with people who disagree with me. Of course, there are birthers and truthers out there. But there are still plenty of people who are open-minded enough to listen. People like Moore just dumb down our political system even more. I'd get into why I dislike Moore, his value system, or even his hypocritical lifestyle, but this is a movie blog, not a political forum. I just wanted to say that excusing Moore is not helpful.

Posted by: jmag at August 21, 2009 2:38 PM

FYI his obnoxious persona is just that- a persona. He knows he's playing the right-wing game, he knows he's just another fat, rich, white guy- that is what makes him equipped to fight their dirty fights. Say what you will about his on-screen personality, but in reality he's a friendly, gracious man and I will butt in to defend him any chance I get.

Posted by: snarla at August 21, 2009 2:42 PM

While I'm not a big fan of Moore for the same reasons as stated above, I do not agree that Olbermann and Maher belong in the same category as him.

Olbermann uses his time to disprove the crazy and the lies from the far right. Show the birthers Obama's birth certificate? That's been done but the Birthers could care less. There's no such thing as a Death Panel in the health care reform bill? The left have proved it and the Conservatives don't care. This is the problem: you cannot reason with them.

Posted by: Agent Scully at August 21, 2009 3:18 PM

That fat douche bag! "WE" want our money back. I don't remember seeing Morre down at the free clinic waiting to get his government amoxicillin, or buying bread from the day old rack. Fuck him!

Posted by: A. Biro at August 21, 2009 4:29 PM

This is the problem: you cannot reason with them.

We all know that's just another excuse to ignore the other side, and regardless of what anyone says, Olbermann is still a belligerent idiot, who would never, ever listen to the other side, at any point ever. I say this after spending my past, present, and definite future hating the Bush administration with the fury of 1,000 WMD's.

If you're a fucknuckle, and you say something I agree with, you're still a fucknuckle.

Posted by: George at August 21, 2009 5:46 PM

I think that a lot of the hatred of Moore stems from the fact that he calls his movies documentaries and everyone freaks out and says, oh he's biased, so how can these be called documentaries and he moves scenes around which is misleading and blah blah blah. As if every documentarian ever in existence from the guy who made Nanook of the North on didn't do the same thing. Documentarian is not the same as journalist. He has more of a right to rile people up and try to sway people then, say, a Sean Hannity, because he doesn't *claim* to be a journalist. He will look you in the face and tell you that he's trying to win you over to his side.

Posted by: Megan at August 21, 2009 11:16 PM

Wait, so this isn't a documentary about a talentless fat slob who makes millions by making movies that decry the country and economic system that allow talentless fat slobs like him to make millions?

Well color me not surprised.

And while conservatives certainly own radio, just because Fox News is leading in most of the ratings departments when compared to the rest doesn't mean that conservatives own cable...

Posted by: Some Guy at August 22, 2009 12:20 AM

If your eyes were "opened" by a Michael Moore movie, you were too dumb to matter then and are misinformed now. His movies aren't just biased, they're wrong, and harmfully so. "Raising awareness" of lies he knows perfectly well to be lies is not a worthwhile goal, it's harmful to that side of the issue and the honest people who are working hard to make a point.

Moore is who he pretends to loathe, a big fat rich asshole who preys on the dumb and defenseless. Fuck him and the shitty movies he fouls the ideological air with.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at August 22, 2009 12:20 PM

As unsurprised as I am to see the site owner's juvenile defense of Michael Moore, I'm pleasantly surprised to see the hearty criticism of Moore coming from both sides of the political spectrum. I'm glad that intelligent people with reasonable disagreements can identify a hateful, hypocritical propagandist like Moore for what he is. Our civil discourse would be better off without the likes of him, and his brethren on both political extremes. People like Moore, Coulter, O'Reilly, and Olbermann appeal to the lowest common denominator of partisanship in a base attempt to line their pockets - though they pretend to take sides, they don't give a damn about any one of us.

By praising Moore, this site, which pretends to speak for the cultural intelligentsia, embarrasses and degrades itself. Do better.

Posted by: chewie at August 23, 2009 10:04 PM

@Phaedawg
I misunderstood your meaning, thanks for clearing that up.

I agree by the way, in that I think the Anarchist's insistence that fixing our problems is essentially as easy as pushing the reset button, combined with their obsession with the state, and their refusal to discuss what will replace it does not paint a very scientific or realistic picture for a society post-capitalism. As a Marxist I think their are other, more appropriate, yet vitally revolutionary ways of approaching that issue.

p.s. Zizek is my shit right now. I don't agree with everything he says, but my god is it fun listening to him say it.

Posted by: Alon at August 24, 2009 4:50 PM

"Nobody goes to a Moore documentary to get finely reasoned facts presented in a balanced manner. We go to revel in a two-hour happy fest of watching a rant from our side, that occasionally exposes some truths." --> who is this person and why is he SO detached from reality?

Posted by: Louise at August 29, 2009 4:20 AM

Anarchists have posed numerous alternatives to the state: free municipalism, communism (with recallable delegates to represent the communes, consumer associations, and workers councils), direct democracy, federalized tenant groups, and tons more... even as far as Michel Alberts Parecon. Maybe you should go to the sources of serious anarchist theory (an Anarchist FAQ can be found so easily), instead of letting 15 years olds attempt to make sense of it over the Internet. Anarchism has almost two centuries of development and fine tuning to consider. It's not just one single ideal or some petty moral philosophy. Most of it has been developed Directly from practical examples of workers running their own factories, shops, and even economies without bosses/governments/wages/etc. and other actual successes of life without authority that have proven highly desirable compared with socialism, capitalism, state governments, and other failed systems of control. Anarchism is not a simple free for all, against organization, or even against rules/laws. It is a body of theory about how humanity can live without slavery, subjugation, biggotry, subordination, and any other form of denying you the ability to be the only boss of yourself.

It hasn't been the guiding philosophy of millions for no reason!

Posted by: Squee at September 23, 2009 8:36 PM

It is amusing to me to see the posts about what Moore is doing wrong and how it appeals to the lowest common denominator...So, all of you that complain, tell me what you are doing to inform people?...Ranting on message boards?...Calling everyone else idiots. and deriding everyone as less intelligent and informed as you...What the hell are you doing to raise the consciousness of the people? Anarchists?...aren't those the folks we see at all the WTO events setting the cities on fire? At least Michael Moore is using his pulpit to inform people in a way that is entertaining as well as enlightening... It is so easy to attack the messenger and loose site of the message...By attacking and denigrading people, you will never sway the majority to your side...you make yourself seem small and unappealing...Revolutions start with the frustration and dissatisfaction with how things are...They are fueled with the power of knowledge and the conviction of the heart...At least Michael is presenting the public with knowlege that most don't possess...I aplaud him, and thank him for the service he has done for the people of this county and the world.

Posted by: Jahnsart at October 4, 2009 1:45 AM