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This may be the one trailer that I am least qualified to write up. I’m not the world’s biggest Beverly Cleary fan. I was just never exposed to her as a child. Looking at her list of hits, I realize that I did read The Mouse and the Motorcycle. So there’s that.

I don’t know anything about Ramona. And apparently we haven’t heard of Selena Gomez either. She’s an iCarly, whatever that is. And now she’s Beezus. Girl can’t seem to get a normal name.

But if there’s a 50-year-old book being adapted, it’s almost guaranteed to be ruining someone’s childhood. They changed the title to give Ramona top billing too. That might be a bad sign. So take a look at Ramona and Beezus.


Ramona And Beezus Trailer

I don’t think it looks… horrible. It is what it is. I’m sure some of you are picking out all kinds of inconsistencies. The girl (newcomer Joey King) seems appropriately puckish for these shenanigans. Josh Duhamel and Sandra Oh. Sure, they fit. And that dude is popping up everywhere these days.

So tell me what I’m missing in this trailer. What horrible offense did they commit? And why do I get Beverly Cleary confused with Judy Blume? I was looking through Cleary’s bibliography saying “Where’s Superfudge!”. That’s a book I never read but the title makes it sound positively full of hijinks.









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Comments

Buddy, you've never read Superfudge? What about Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing? Aww, those are classics.

Posted by: meaux at June 16, 2010 6:22 PM

and both of those were written by Judy Blume.

Posted by: Joshiepants at June 16, 2010 6:28 PM

Also, interesting fact: There was a series based on the books, starring Sarah Polley. it aired on PBS in the 80's.

Posted by: Joshiepants at June 16, 2010 6:30 PM

Oh, I know. I used to suffer from the same Cleary/Blume confusion thingy as Optimus Rhyme, but then I realized I like Judy Blume better, and don't even remember any of Cleary's books.

Posted by: meaux at June 16, 2010 6:32 PM

It's a totally different audience. Cleary is written for the 6 to 8 year old set, and Blume is 10 to 13 or so.

Selena Gomez is the next big star for the tweens. You'll be seeing more crappy movies with her in them, so get used to it.

Posted by: Wednesday at June 16, 2010 6:37 PM

She’s an iCarly, whatever that is.

Nooooo she isn't! She's Disney. Prisco knows.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 16, 2010 6:37 PM

Man, Ramona was my HERO! H-E-R-O when I was little and I read EVERY one of those books so many times that the bindings wore out and I don't know nuthin about no damn giant sandwich. Hrmph.

Posted by: JenVegas at June 16, 2010 6:51 PM

everything about this topic confuses me to no end. i have no idea who beezus, ramona or beverly clearly are. I do recall the mouse and the motorcycle though, so I guess I have read one of her books. judy blume i know is some sort of feminist icon, as per the jezebel website. i know the name icarley and selena gomez only through their mentions on this site.

watching that trailer made me feel, vaguely disgruntled, but not too much like someone peed in my wheaties. it looks like a crap film no doubt. but most of my disgruntlement comes from the sense that the film deals with the wise-beyond-her-years child. Children are not wise. They are stupid and ignorant little disease ridden carrier monkeys capable of imparting no greater truth than: you should not have children, they suck all your joy and happiness until they finally leave your care.

Posted by: Blair at June 16, 2010 6:51 PM

oh my! that little girl looks ridiculously cute. I think whatever film studio owns her should pomp her with drugs to keep her that small and adorable.
It worked with Judy Garland...

Posted by: rio at June 16, 2010 6:58 PM

Man, I read this when I was a kid! It was actually a spin-off from a story about a boy named Henry and his skinny dog Ribsy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Huggins

I read a lot of girl books. When I was a kid, we could only get so many books from the library, so when I was done with mine, I read my sisters'.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at June 16, 2010 6:59 PM

You had me at Corbett.

In the books Ramona was completely bratty and spoiled everyone's good time becuase Beezus had to watch over her. She screamed and yelled and was hateful. But then got into some funny shit. Somehow I don't think this is going to be the same. They just took her name and wrote a story.

Posted by: wsapnin at June 16, 2010 7:29 PM

Like most other YA books that have been turned into movies as of late, this one seems to have been rather "glossed up" compared to how I remember the book. Ramona in her mischief was just as aggravating as she was endearing, and in the books Beezus sometimes hated Ramona. She was an awkward teen who truly resented having to look after Ramona, particularly since Ramona was always mucking things up.

This trailer also seems to have completely erased the fact that this was kind of a struggling family, financially speaking. I remember how it was a BFD in the books that they were able to scrape together some cash go out to eat one night, and that Beezus had to beg and beg for her mom to let her go get her hair cut one time (not even at some fancy salon) rather than having her mom trim it over the sink at home.

So um, for me? This might not really be a bad movie, by kids' film standards. But so far it doesn't really look like it shares much with the books except for the characters' names. I liked the books because despite the stories being fun and engaging with generally upbeat endings, there was always a sense of realness - as an older sister, I could relate to Beezus' frustration at having to deal with this meddlesome new kid in your house. I could relate to how awkward she was. I could also relate to Ramona - her scrapes genuinely got her punished, and they weren't the whimsical "Oh, look at what Ramona has gone and done again! Ha ha ha, so cute!" Manic Pixie Dream Kid scrapes they appear to be in this trailer. I appreciated reading about parents who actually acted like mine, rather than in the movies where parents were either two steps away from being removed by social services, or they were impossibly cool.

This whole thing just looks pretty Disney-fied.

Posted by: Amanda6 at June 16, 2010 8:35 PM

Selena Gomez is a Disney Channel star. She plays Alex on the "Wizards of Waverly Place". Her brother is actually played by the son of Ted on "How I Met Your Mother." He grew up quite nicely.

Posted by: kilmo at June 16, 2010 8:44 PM

Well said, Amanda6. I, too, remember liking that the family seemed so similar to my own, financial problems and all.

Both Cleary's and Blume's books were a big part of my childhood reading(Blume's are darker though, and tend to deal with heavier subjects).

Posted by: lucy at June 16, 2010 9:18 PM

I'm not sure what this movie has to do with the Ramona books, but I love me some John Corbett and it sounds like Selena Gomez will be at her acerbic best, so I'm betting I see this at some point.

Posted by: kelsy at June 16, 2010 11:27 PM

Clink. Crack. Crumble. Crash.
There goes my childhood.
Thanks, Hollywood.

Posted by: cinekat at June 17, 2010 8:14 AM

Miranda Cosgrove is on iCarly. Jesus Rhyme, get it together. Get some kids or something so you know what the hell these things even are.

(don't get kids; save yourself from knowing what this crap is)

Posted by: Snath at June 17, 2010 9:55 AM

I've never heard of Beezus before so I read the title as "Ramona does Bejesus."

Posted by: BWeaves at June 17, 2010 2:33 PM

Ramona was the shit when I was younger. I loved those books so much. I'm hoping this movie won't trash my memory of the books.

Posted by: Lynsey at June 18, 2010 12:31 PM