But Where Did The Lighter Fluid Come From?: The Now You See Me Trailer Is Full Of Illusions.
Now You See Me looks, well. It looks like sh*t to me. It feels like one of those new Scooby Doo movies on Cartoon Network, with Matthew Lillard voicing Shaggy and Mindy Cohn as Velma, mixed with the plot of Ocean's 13. Don't ask me why, but it does. Perhaps it is the goofy music playing in the trailer as Morgan Freeman does his patented Wise Black Man Commentary. Perhaps the smug look on Jesse Eisenberg's face as he talks to tough to Mark Ruffalo before performing an illusion with handcuffs is the point where I give up.
The moronic premise is that "The Four Horseman", a group of magicians, steal from the rich and give to the poor in front of a live audience. That is one of the worst movie plots I've ever read. It's just...well, you go ahead and look at it. Blech. BLECH.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)