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By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 4, 2009 |

What else could I possibly add to a trailer about a man whose O-Face is accompanied by a flame-throwing pecker? How does this guy keep from singeing his short and curlies? But think of the possibilities, men! It gives an entirely new meaning to “Scorched Earth.” Can you imagine pairing this dude with the woman from Teeth? It’d be the ultimate genital-off!

The specifics: Burning Passions is a Brian Belefant indie based on his 1999 short. It’s apparently doing the rounds at the festivals. In other words, you’ll probably never get to see it. So, you’ll have to settle for with the trailer.

(H/T Film School Rejects)

The Fire Jizzer!

Seriously: He Ejaculates Flames, Y'all! / Dustin Rowles

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