Bringing A Hammer To A Knife Fight: The BAMFiest Moments From The New 'Raid 2: Berandal' Trailer
The US trailer has dropped for the Indonesian ass-pulp-a-thon The Raid 2: Berandal and it’s a doozy.
If you’ve somehow managed to make it this far in your life without seeing The Raid 1: Not Berandal, Redemption, then I simply don’t know what to do with you. We have told you over and over and over and over what a sweet, heart-pounding, ass-shredding flick it is. The Raid 2: Berandal picks up two short hours after the action of the first film as our hero goes undercover at a prison to infiltrate a Jakarta crime syndicate. In case that preview for the sequel and our urgings weren’t enough to convince you to get on board The Raid train, here’s a BAMF-y breakdown of the best moments from the trailer:
The Menacing Foot Shuffle
The Fierce And Fabulous Mane Flick
That Door Vs. All Those People
That Bat Vs. That Dude’s Crotch
This Guy’s “Ahhhh There’s A Beeee” Flail Vs. A Lot Of Blunt Objects
The Classic Oldboy Hallway Hammer Dance
The Updated Subway Hammer Dance
Can’t touch this.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)