Bringing A Hammer To A Knife Fight: The BAMFiest Moments From The New 'Raid 2: Berandal' Trailer

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Bringing A Hammer To A Knife Fight: The BAMFiest Moments From The New 'Raid 2: Berandal' Trailer

By Joanna Robinson | Trailers | January 21, 2014 | Comments ()

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The US trailer has dropped for the Indonesian ass-pulp-a-thon The Raid 2: Berandal and it’s a doozy.

If you’ve somehow managed to make it this far in your life without seeing The Raid 1: Not Berandal, Redemption, then I simply don’t know what to do with you. We have told you over and over and over and over what a sweet, heart-pounding, ass-shredding flick it is. The Raid 2: Berandal picks up two short hours after the action of the first film as our hero goes undercover at a prison to infiltrate a Jakarta crime syndicate. In case that preview for the sequel and our urgings weren’t enough to convince you to get on board The Raid train, here’s a BAMF-y breakdown of the best moments from the trailer:

The Menacing Foot Shuffle

The Fierce And Fabulous Mane Flick

That Door Vs. All Those People

That Bat Vs. That Dude’s Crotch

This Guy’s “Ahhhh There’s A Beeee” Flail Vs. A Lot Of Blunt Objects

The Classic Oldboy Hallway Hammer Dance

The Updated Subway Hammer Dance

Can’t touch this.

(via Empire)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • So, very, very brutal.

    Here is my money. Please do not hurt me.

  • AsdffAnon

    This is my second most anticipated movie of 2014, right behind Cap 2. The Raid is one of the best action/ martial arts movies ever made. So so good.

  • For some reason, this attractive yet scary female is making me much more interested in hammer fighting than Oh Dae-Su did. And he was very convincing.

    I can only wonder why that is....

  • Her did her leg do that? How?

  • John G.

    We need more GIFS. MORE GIFS

  • BlackRabbit

    Uh oh, you said the "O" word.

  • BobbFrapples


  • lowercase_ryan

    pants are tight.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I really hope Iko Uwais doesn't go down the same black hole Tony Jaa vanished in. I recently managed to get 15 minutes into "Where's My Elephant 2", and that's saying something.

  • As long as there aren't any on-set meltdown rumors, he should be fine.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Your words in the gods' ear canals ...

  • Mike Stevens

    My body is ready.

  • /cashes out 401k
    //uses some to build a catapult
    ///wheels it into theater
    ////throws the rest of the money into the basket
    /////gleefully fires that shit at the screen

  • CaribbeanLaura

    The Raid blew my little mind right open. For a while i thought I could even learn pencak silat. That's how delusional it made me. Raid 2, my money is yours.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    *Lights a cigarette*

  • WTheend28

    мʏ вυɖɖʏ'ѕ ѕт­­­­­­e­­­­­­ք-мօтн­­­­­­e­­­­­­ʀ мαĸ­­­­­­e­­­­­­ѕ $77 αɴ нօυʀ օɴ тн­­­­­­e­­­­­­ ιɴт­­­­­­e­­­­­­ʀɴ­­­­­­e­­­­­­т. ѕн­­­­­­e­­­­­­ нαѕ в­­­­­­e­­­­­­­­­­­­e­­­­­­ɴ աιтнօυт աօʀĸ ғօʀ 8 мօɴтнѕ вυт ʟαѕт мօɴтн н­­­­­­e­­­­­­ʀ քαʏм­­­­­­e­­­­­­ɴт աαѕ $21289 ʝυѕт աօʀĸιɴɢ օɴ тн­­­­­­e­­­­­­ ιɴт­­­­­­e­­­­­­ʀɴ­­­­­­e­­­­­­т ғօʀ α ғ­­­­­­e­­­­­­ա нօυʀѕ. н­­­­­­e­­­­­­ʟքғυʟ ʀ­­­­­­e­­­­­­ѕօυʀƈ­­­­­­e­­­­­­ѕ

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