Biz Break: Just When You Thought John Travolta's Hair Couldn't Get Any More Batsh*t Insane, IT DOES.
David Twohy and Vin Diesel team for the third installment in the Super Fun Adventures of Space Fugitive Riddick! Diesel plays the man with the built-in night vision, pursued by every bounty hunter in the galaxy and left to burn on some desert planet.
Of course, Riddick doesn't die, nor does he multiply, but he does purposely bring the bounty hunters down on his own head to escape the planet. Throw in a higher class of bounty hunters, a storm, and some vaugely Alien-esque aliens, and baby, you got a stew going.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones is based on the young adult novels by Cassandra Clare. Clary Fray (Lily Collins) finds out that she isn't ordinary or just ridiculously beautiful, but
daughter of Phil Collins a Shadowhunter. This means she is half-angel and comes from a long line of demon hunters. So she has that going for her.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we have Robert De Niro and John Travolta's strange face-and-head-hair in Killing Season. De Niro is a military veteran and Travolta is a revenge-thirsty Bosnian or something. The best part of this trailer? You get all of the twists and power flips of the struggle between the two men and none of the ass-numbing set up, idiocy, or any more of Travolta's accent than you can take.
I get the feeling Nicolas Cage and Travolta are in a long-standing war of their own, involving ridiculous hair, horrible accents, and collecting spotted owls.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)