By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (43)
So….watch this.
For once, I am at a loss for words. Either way, this is going to be on constant loop at some rave.
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Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 20, 2009 10:49 AM
That was just...uh...
Posted by: Kolby at April 20, 2009 10:53 AM
Did anyone else get a weird sexual vibe from that clip? From the monsters, maybe?
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 20, 2009 10:54 AM
What was that thing with hot pokers for nipples?
Posted by: feramones at April 20, 2009 11:01 AM
It hurts so much.....
Nose...bleeding
Reminds me of Spectra-Man and Ultra-Man
Posted by: badalamenti at April 20, 2009 11:03 AM
What the fuck.
Posted by: Snath at April 20, 2009 11:07 AM
Scared. And scarred. Can't complete my mission at work, need a hug.
Posted by: Zeebedida at April 20, 2009 11:10 AM
Did anyone else get a weird sexual vibe from that clip? From the monsters, maybe?
You mean like the one who took that building down with his Go-Go-Gadget penis? No, why would you ask?
Posted by: Kolby at April 20, 2009 11:11 AM
What's that giant fleshy thing that's pulsating when he's fighting the flower baby?! This shit is weird.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 20, 2009 11:17 AM
After seeing this clip about 8 times. I can only imagine Big Japan Man has one helluva mushroom tattoo after that Tony Danza.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 20, 2009 11:19 AM
Anytime someone can work in a Mr. Sparkle reference into a title = awesome so good work Mr. Prisco.
This clip on the other hand makes a M. Night trailer look "good." That is not good.
Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at April 20, 2009 11:22 AM
Good God man. That was horrible. I don't know what to console first, my ears or eyes.
Posted by: Heathen at April 20, 2009 11:23 AM
Rhyme you would have a giant, mutant monster fetish. Sicko. Stay away from statues.
Posted by: Kayanne at April 20, 2009 11:43 AM
A one-eyed monster weilding his one eyed monster! A giant sumo dude with the honkey version of a Kid N' Play falt top! That's comedy gold people.
Posted by: admin at April 20, 2009 11:45 AM
*flat top
Posted by: admin at April 20, 2009 11:46 AM
Mr....SPARKLE!
Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 20, 2009 11:52 AM
I can't stop watching it... I really, really hope this is going to be made available on DVD here, at least.
*fingers crossed*
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 20, 2009 12:03 PM
A one-eyed monster weilding his one eyed monster! A giant sumo dude with the honkey version of a Kid N' Play falt top! That's comedy gold people.
Or a fetish porn, admin
Posted by: Kayanne at April 20, 2009 12:07 PM
I am feeling a little violated right now.
Posted by: greer at April 20, 2009 12:10 PM
This looks awesome. You people who are criticizing it should have your senses swapped. Oh, Japan, I'm so glad we didn't nuke all of you.
Posted by: Lucas at April 20, 2009 12:10 PM
My "What the fuck?" was more of a "What the fuck? I'd see it." I am well-acquainted with the strangeness that sometimes emanates from Japanese culture, and I say we need more of it here.
Posted by: Snath at April 20, 2009 12:35 PM
Kayanne, it's perfectly normal for a giantess like yourself to sympathize with Big Man Japan. You probably feel the same way, always confronted with Flower-Babies and Hot Poker Tits and Comb-Over Bobble-heads.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 20, 2009 12:43 PM
I will never stop asking this, but:
WHAT THE FUCK, JAPAN?!
Posted by: figgy at April 20, 2009 12:54 PM
I love Japan. I really do. In fact, I'll move there first chance I get. I imagine it's like being on a cocktail of the hardest drugs 24/7.
Posted by: Joker at April 20, 2009 1:09 PM
Or a fetish porn, admin.
Potato - Potauto kayanne.
Posted by: admin at April 20, 2009 1:10 PM
LOVE IT. That first little bit of the trailer made it look as though the Japanese have an actual sense of humor instead of a spot in their brains for making things very very tiny or that resemble poo.
Posted by: Geetch at April 20, 2009 1:23 PM
That's probably the most awesome trailer I've seen all year. If there's a god, please let them release this over here. Since there isn't, though, I'll probably have to resort to... alternative means.
Posted by: Netraphim at April 20, 2009 1:52 PM
Just when I thought I'd seen everything...
Thank you Japan.
Posted by: OldSchool60 at April 20, 2009 2:10 PM
My mind has officially been blown. And I think I want more.
Posted by: s. pisaster at April 20, 2009 2:26 PM
I missed my shot at seeing this last year. Thanks for the reminder of how I was too busy to catch what looked highly entertaining and odd.
Posted by: Sharon at April 20, 2009 2:41 PM
From the pic, I thought it was going to be a Japan version of Eraserhead. I'm not sure if this is better or worse.
Posted by: Melissa at April 20, 2009 2:49 PM
Was I just literally eye-fucked? Rather uncomfortable right now...
Posted by: boyuc at April 20, 2009 2:54 PM
I meant to say, "Japanese version." Oops.
Posted by: Melissa at April 20, 2009 2:57 PM
OF. MY. LIFE.
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 20, 2009 3:17 PM
*gulp*
i'm a little befuddled.
at. my. half-chub.
why did THAT turn me on?
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2009 4:04 PM
The monsters look like they were created on Spore. They look like sporn.
Posted by: jasper at April 20, 2009 4:26 PM
My flatmate bought this home about a month ago. He is Canadian, his girlfriend is Japanese and we all live in New Zealand and somehow it was at the video store, I have no idea how...
It's actually kinda cool, very strange but also very funny, and almost touching in places.
Posted by: rainingonyourparade at April 20, 2009 5:53 PM
Seen it.
If you think that is weird wait til you see the rest of it.
When I watched Crank I was reminded of the ending of this movie. When you see it you will know what I am talking about.
Posted by: Tra at April 20, 2009 6:05 PM
This makes me realize how very dull the world would be without the Japanese. So domo arigato, Nippon, for being the freakiest fucking people the human race has ever produced.
Posted by: Jerce at April 20, 2009 7:38 PM
Are we in Englewood? Am I stoned?
Posted by: JureF at April 20, 2009 8:15 PM
I saw this a couple weeks back after The Ultimate Trailer Show on HDNet.
I had absolutely no idea what the fuck I had just seen then, and I'm still trying to figure it out now. So...I like it? Maybe?
Posted by: Cody at April 20, 2009 9:37 PM
I love when shit like this gets posted. Because from time to time I feel like I'm getting sick of living in Tokyo--the noise, the crowds, the general lack of sense anywhere. And then I see things like this, and I'm like, "What am I thinking? I could never leave this." So thanks--believe it or not, the posting of this video has actually helped reaffirm my life decision. And you thought you were just being silly.
Posted by: Pistachio at April 20, 2009 10:47 PM
Attack of the 50-Ft. Kim Jong Il?
Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 20, 2009 11:00 PM
That.... was possible the greatest one minute and 20 seconds OF MY LIFE.