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By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (46)



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The BBC has put up a trailer of trailers for all of the programming coming this winter, including the Christmas specials. It’s a neat little bit of entertainment: nifty song, glimpses of passion and violence. And perhaps most importantly, glimpses of three Doctors. David Tennant with horrific hair in “Single Father,” Christopher Eccleston kicking ass and taking names in “Accused” and Matt Smith both as the Doctor proper in the upcoming Christmas special, and as author Christopher Isherwood in an adaptation of the writer’s autobiography Christopher and His Kind.

Here’s a thought experiment. Watch the video.

Now read this list of the top twenty shows on American television this week:

1. Dancing With the Stars
2. NCIS
3. Dancing With the Stars Results
4. NFL Football: N.Y. Jets vs. Miami
5. NCIS: Los Angeles
6. The Mentalist
7. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
8. Two and a Half Men
9. 60 Minutes
10. Grey’s Anatomy
11. Hawaii Five-0
12. Criminal Minds
13. The Big Bang Theory
14. Sunday Night NFL Pre-Kick
15. NCIS: Los Angeles
16. Desperate Housewives
17. Blue Bloods
18. Modern Family
19. Survivor: Nicaragua
20. (Bleep) My Dad Says

Fricking socialism. [sobs uncontrollably]









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Comments

Aww that's one of my fave songs, thanks to Veronica Mars.

I think the BBC looks cooler from further away. I hardly watch it these days.

Posted by: Carrie at September 30, 2010 10:10 AM

I have always been touched by this site's support of Doctor Who.

Yes, his hair is horrific, isn't it? Frankly, I couldn't give a rat's. It's not like it's going to get better when I'm pulling it in ecstasy cos don't for a second think I wouldn't ride that like it's my job.

Mad Men and True Blood go a long way in making up for the atrocities of Charlie Sheen. Trust.

Posted by: Laurie at September 30, 2010 10:12 AM

So many great actors...I'm very much looking forward to the new season.

Posted by: Keith at September 30, 2010 10:18 AM

I dunno if I've forgiven Eccleston yet for GI Joe. And now, Ten with that hair? Why would they do that to us? Can't they use that socialism for something important and require that DT always have lovely spiky hair...you know, for the good of the many?


Posted by: Sbrown at September 30, 2010 10:28 AM

Much as I'd like to perpetuate the myth that British viewing habits are more refined than American's the fact is 'reality' TV shows are just as likely to be on the top of the chart in the UK as the US. Bare in mind just how many of your 'reality' TV shows are imports of UK 'reality' TV shows; they wouldn't have existed in the US if nobody watched them here originally.

Posted by: cockroach at September 30, 2010 10:32 AM

Will someone mention Alan Rickman? I need more information about what he is doing and how I can watch it. I don't need to know any details about the show itself, just how I can watch it and how much Alan Rickman it will contain.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 30, 2010 10:34 AM

I can't watch the video but I did see that the highly regarded BBC Sherlock Holmes series with Martin Freeman is coming to Netflix in November. Which reminds me I need to watch "Jekyl" and "Red Riding Trilogy".

Posted by: TylerDFC at September 30, 2010 10:38 AM

And Eccleston was the best part of G.I. Joe. He was so hammy that I think certain scenes don't even qualify as kosher.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at September 30, 2010 10:41 AM

Daayum. Did I also see Rufus Sewell, Emma Thompson, Chiwitel Ejiofor and Helena Bonham Carter in there? Go BBC!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at September 30, 2010 10:50 AM

America sucks.

Posted by: Corey W. at September 30, 2010 10:55 AM

Just because these dramas as being advertised as the BBC's autumn/winter highlights doesn't mean a lot of people will watch them.

From now until Christmas, the X-Factor and Strictly Come Dancing will always come top of the Sunday ratings charts, usually followed by a bunch of other reality programmes.

Posted by: Big Moo at September 30, 2010 10:57 AM

Sorry, Saturday ratings charts, not Sunday.

Posted by: Big Moo at September 30, 2010 10:58 AM

I know that it's probably just the British accents that make everything sound so smart and cultured, and I realize that America has it's own kind of culture which is just as rich and varied as any other country's, but why is it that every time I see something like that video and then turn on American television, I feel like we are the world's hillbilly, NASCAR watching, giant belt buckle wearing, white trash neighbors?

Not that there's anything wrong with being a hillbilly, giant belt buckle wearing, NASCAR watching, white trash neighbor or anything like that. I'm from Alabama, so I kind of feel that way every day. However, I shouldn't have to feel that way about our television programming!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at September 30, 2010 11:01 AM

I love Eccelston. Love.

Posted by: special k at September 30, 2010 11:01 AM

I'm going to live in BBC America.

The first thing I'll do is kill the breathy singers though.

Posted by: Cindy at September 30, 2010 11:08 AM

As Bill Gilbert once decried the "the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own," so I must also take exception to this list. I'm sure there are some Brits envying us for being able to watch some of our great shows. Trust me, I lived in England for a summer, and the people went mental for Big Brother (it was front page entertainment news every single day), and other reality tripe. It's easy to cherry-pick the best of English television, admire it, and then assume that it's all like that, or that English viewers are more sophisticated. And I love English tv. But for every IT Crowd or Peep Show there's a Bo Selecta or some idiotic reality show. Personally, I loved England, and its culture, but I think you need to give the great citizens of the U.S. a break. Sure, we may consume a lot of unvarnished dreck, but I think anybody who believes that we have a greater taste for trash than any other country hasn't actually spent much time in said country.

Posted by: jmag at September 30, 2010 11:12 AM

cockroach is speaking the truth. Consider that the British TV we get is one channel. That's all the goodness of the BBC condensed into one channel. I assure you, having been there, that there is at least as much shitty and inane reality/sports/sitcom programming there as there is here. You just never hear about it because it doesn't make the cut. It's sort of like British music. We only get to hear the best of the best because that's all they would bother promoting over here. Rest assured that Britain has more than its share of beer-swilling, racist, red-necked hooligans.

That being said, one thing that the BBC does do conspicuously well (in particular much better than our media) is (ironically enough) hard-hitting and intelligent interviews with government figures.

Posted by: Eep at September 30, 2010 11:17 AM

Whoa whoa whoa. There's a separate show just for Dancing With the Bores' results? And it was 3rd?!? What the fuck? That idiot who took the Discovery channel hostage had the wrong damn network.

Posted by: PaulterA at September 30, 2010 11:20 AM

TylerDFC:

Red Riding Trilogy = Awesome

Watched them last week and loved them all.

Sean Bean in tight, kinda see-thru, white, mock turtleneck 70s style... priceless!

Posted by: Mrs Smith at September 30, 2010 11:21 AM

If it's any consolation, our general view of US TV is mostly True Blood, Glee and Mad Men. The view is distorted from across the Atlantic.

As my fellow Brits have noted above, Simon Cowell and poxy reality shows get the big audiences.

It's soul-destroying...

Posted by: Simon at September 30, 2010 11:22 AM

Yeah, I'd love to give the Brits credit for supporting better TV, but isn't BBC government-supported? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but...

I understand the British public watch just as much crap as we do. Between the football (I assume) and the shitty "reality" shows, their viewing habits aren't much better than ours.

Posted by: Slash at September 30, 2010 11:26 AM

On the plus side...yay socialism!!

Posted by: Simon at September 30, 2010 11:27 AM

That's right Slash.
Every house with a TV has to buy a license. It's about £120 for the year. That pays for BBC1 and BBC2 (our two main terrestrial channels); half a dozen freeview cable channels (for arts, pre-school toddlers etc); about a dozen different types of radio station (pop, classical, spoken word etc); and the BBC web site.
All of which is advert free.

Posted by: Simon at September 30, 2010 11:34 AM

Yeah, what Simon said. So it's more people-funded than govt funded, although it does get favourable treatment as well.

People here gripe about the fee, but I actually think the BBC is damn good value for the most part (apart from paying £millions for people like Jonathan Ross). The natural history programmes they make are absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Big Moo at September 30, 2010 11:55 AM

Once again, It's Always Sunny... has been omitted. Points off.

Posted by: jon at September 30, 2010 12:13 PM

Suppressed giggles at that header photo. You drooling fangirls must be hurting right now.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 30, 2010 1:02 PM

My British boyfriend's favorite channel is Five USA which shows almost nothing but the three CSIs, NCIS and Law and Order with some good shows like SoA and Breaking Bad sprinkled in. It is a highly rated channel.

Posted by: penelope at September 30, 2010 1:25 PM

I would be willing to do a lot of unsavory things to get the British-type licensing thing over here. That would be goddam heaven on earth.

I pay $60 a month for basic cable, with over 20 min. of commercials an hour and largely shitty, shitty programming, either crap I never watch (most of the cable channels I pay for go completely unwatched by me) or stuff I've seen a dozen times already.

Posted by: Slash at September 30, 2010 1:43 PM

@OptimusRhyme, "The Song of Lunch" will contain a lot of Alan Rickman because it's a drama with just him and Emma Thompson in. You're welcome.

Posted by: Gayle at September 30, 2010 1:48 PM

What the hell's so bad about his hair?

Christ.

Posted by: Jay at September 30, 2010 2:24 PM

Heads-up UK Pajibans.
"The Song of Lunch" is on next Friday on BBC2 and BBC HD.

Like Big Moo, I agree that the BBC is excellent value for money - I'd cough up my fee for BBC4 and Radio 4 alone, let alone the rest of it. And Sir David Attenborough is in a class of his own with those nature documentaries of his.

Posted by: Simon at September 30, 2010 2:29 PM

I'm with Simon and Big Moo - 6music, BBC1, 2 and 4 (and occasionally 3) are well worth it. I'd pay almost the whole fee just to keep Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode's film review show on Five Live!

The BBC do the best drama in the UK - the other channels try but they don't have the same level of output. Plus I can't forgive ITV for X-Factor. Please stop.

Looking forward to everything in the trailer!

Posted by: TS at September 30, 2010 3:07 PM

OK, I just watched that four times.
1. Because it looked interesting
2. Because it was AWESOME
3. To make a list of all the things I want to watch out for
4. To spot the People I'd Bloody Well Like To Shag (even with atrocious hair). Hint: There are a LOT of them.

Posted by: esme at September 30, 2010 3:50 PM

Red Riding Trilogy

What would I do without you people?
I never heard of it, now on my netflix instant play.
Looks great.

Posted by: Jules at September 30, 2010 5:00 PM

I agree with the comments about the BBC highlights above vs. the shows that most people actually watch - if you look at the top ten for the average week it'll contain at least 6 soap operas (because there are three that are shown four nights a week), The X-Factor, some sport, and whatever other reality TV show is on.

However, having read the articles about Lone Star being cancelled after two episodes, that just doesn't happen here. There are a lot of complaints about the licence fee, but considering the mess ITV (the main commercial channel) is in financially, and the dreck it's producing because of it, plus the squeeze that the expansion of digital channels is also putting on them, the licence fee gives the BBC the space to make the sort of lavish period dramas that you see in the trailer above. I don't watch BBC1 much but I do watch a bit of BBC2 and BBC4 (arts and stuff) and I'd be lost without Radio 4, so I'll cough up for that.

I think the main point about TV these days is that you need to be choosy, and the majority of the viewing audience isn't. (At least judging by the ratings for both the UK and the US.) There's good stuff from both (when will a channel over here pick up Treme and Boardwalk Empire, does anyone know?!) but if you just watch mindlessly - whether it's NBC or ITV - most of it will be pants - lowest common denominator and all that.

Posted by: lingli at September 30, 2010 5:33 PM

Man, I'm not even American and I feel like we've got to breathe and ease up on the bashing. I watch a very good chunk of British shows (watch re-runs of Keeping Up Appearances to this day, but Peep Show is on very fucking thin ice with this overdue baby shit), but an accent doesn't necessarily make it good. Having said that, a lot of the actors sweeten the pot, even if I didn`t particularly care for Eccleston as Who-ie.

I think the whole world just has a 'hey, look what's going on over there!' complex, because when I went to England (not that I'm an expert on 'going to England'), all anyone talked about was Destiny's Child and Ricky Martin (I said I wasn't an expert). Of course, they turned away violently from S Club 7, so that's a boon.

Proof: 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crips: Blech. Next time I`ll pull a Vachel Lindsay and take the bottle of Lysol instead. England can make shit!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at September 30, 2010 6:04 PM

Aww that's one of my fave songs, thanks to Veronica Mars.


Posted by: Carrie at September 30, 2010 10:10 AM

That was my first though too! Love that song and hearing it with that video made me *forbidden word* a little. That was a great video.

Posted by: Even Stevens at September 30, 2010 6:09 PM

I saw many things I hold dear. David Tennant, anyone else who plays The Doctor, and Alan Rickman. I'm a happy lady.

Although, Tennant's hair was atrocious. Do they not have stylists on these shows? How can they let that horror happen? Spiky please. Always spiky.

Posted by: Kiddo at September 30, 2010 9:38 PM

There are four doctors in that clip. Remember, David Morrissey is "The Next Doctor".

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 30, 2010 10:31 PM

It's been expressed above, there's just as much shit on British TV. The real difference is that they seem to give the weirder stuff more of a shot, a chance to tell a story, if even for just one series. Here things are gone as fast as the ratings come in. Also, I do not get the IT Crowd love, I tried it.... seemed like a crappy sitcom from any country, with catch phrases and broad lazy humor. I am however, waiting for the American remake of it starring Jim Belushi.

Posted by: e at October 1, 2010 2:22 AM

That's a very good point e, the British public may not have more highbrow tastes, British Tv may still produce reams of shit on a level with American Tv, but when a British show is commissioned, with few exceptions, the entire series is shown.

If Firefly had been on BBC2 we'd have had the entire series.

:(

Posted by: Ender at October 1, 2010 10:38 AM

RUFUS SEWELL. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: jeanne at October 1, 2010 4:33 PM

@OptimusRhyme - I second you. My love for Alan Rickman surpasses anything I have ever known. Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. *embarassed silence* Is that the time?! Must dash, I left something on the bunsen.

Posted by: Ilmarien at October 2, 2010 1:25 AM

Speaking as an american living in the UK. the biggest difference is firstly you get alot more channels over here for free

Secondly and more importantly, You find the exact opposite of the states. In the USA its the networks(ABC, NBC et al) that usually have the dredges with the occasional odd jem (buffy, modern family, etc) The difference in the UK is that the BBC by and large puts out the greatest quality television, and it is analogous to our networks, while the channels like, 5, 4, itv etc tend to put out the bulk of both reality tv, and well yeah. Then again they have given us some brilliant stuff, like Brideshead Revisited and Queer as Folk (can you tell I'm a fag? i mean really..)

Overall, I find that there is a great variety of quality television available in the UK, (just as there is in the US if you look hard enough) but that the UK, just like back home, the reality abominations tend to be the most talked about. X-factor, Dancing/staking with fake tans, BigBrother (may Jade Goody rest in peace) et al.

Posted by: Yankee Sodomite at October 3, 2010 2:40 AM

and before anyone asks, yes that was a jem reference, no I am not ashamed to be a gayer born in the 1980's. thank you for your time. Once you're a jem girl, you're never the same.

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