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Uwe Boll Tries To Win "Most Loathed Director" Award

By TK | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (36)



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I don’t know what the fuck is going on in Uwe Boll’s head, but it’s not OK.

Below is the trailer for Boll’s newest film, Auschwitz. Yes, the man who directed Alone In The Dark and In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale directed a movie about a concentration camp. The trailer is very NSFW, and pretty horrific. I’m warning you right now. If you don’t want to watch it, I don’t blame you. If you’d like the lowlights, well, it’s got naked people trapped screaming and crying in a gas chamber as Boll himself portrays a bored-looking guard standing outside, someone using pliers to pull the teeth out of a corpse, and a child’s body being sent into a crematorium.

It’s terrible subject matter, made all the worse in the ham-fisted hands of a hack director like Boll. He’s been apparently trying to reinvent himself of late, with films like Rampage and Darfur. But he’s still Uwe Boll. He’s still one of the tackiest, least talented directors out there. And he made a Nazi concentration camp movie. And he cast himself as one of the guards.

Watch it, if you must. But please, don’t go see it.

I have no further comment other than “I would like to wake up now.”

(source: Twitch)









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Comments

It's not helping that tonight is the start of Rosh Hashanah.

Where's Donny Donowitz with the bat and the fake Boston accent when you need him?

Posted by: scorzi at September 8, 2010 10:39 AM

how does Uwe Boll get funding for his craps?
could someone explain the scam to me?

Posted by: madclawmannn at September 8, 2010 10:44 AM

No way am I watching that - the still that shows above in the video interface is enough for me, thank you very much.

Posted by: mswas at September 8, 2010 10:51 AM

I was hoping in some way I could maybe defend this. It's the same way I've been hoping that Uwe Boll could actually get a film right for once.

I can't, and he won't.

Even if this is the first minute of what will otherwise be a contemplative drama about a concentration camp and the atrocities of WWII, there is no excuse for this content being filmed and cut like this.

Posted by: Robert at September 8, 2010 10:53 AM

I think I read once that he has a pretty loyal European groep of investors.

So as an European, Dear World, I'm verry sorry.

I watched the trailer, and it looks horrible, but doesn't even scratch the surface of the true horror. I've been to one of the more 'friendly' camps near Prague, and actually had to leave after 10 minutes because of the atmosphere in that place.
I'm sensitive to vibes, and there it was, wel, I don't have words for it.

Wich is probably the reason why no one made a film about it. And it should have stayed that way.

Posted by: Magiel at September 8, 2010 11:03 AM

Of course because of the way you set this up, just like the Grizzly Man tape, I had to play it. And now I'm wondering:

Where on earth would this trailer play? It can no way be played on TV. If it were played in my local theatre, it would cause a mass of protest. You couldn't just show it before the regular stuff without major warnings. My local theatre is in a town where in many nursing homes staff are prohibited from using the word "showers" because so many of the residents are Holocaust survivors.

Is this turning what happened into some version of a torture porn flick or is it important that the horror of what happened is candidly portrayed? I'm really intrigued to see where he is going with this. The trailer is absolutely brutal but then so was the Holocaust. I just don't know.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 8, 2010 11:05 AM

or is it important that the horror of what happened is candidly portrayed?

I've thought about that, and my answer is "no." This isn't some forgotten atrocity that's been relegated to the footnotes of history. It's the Holocaust. Other than those mush-brained Holocaust deniers, I don't think there's anyone who doesn't fully understand the hideousness of the Holocaust.

And while I can see the potential for artistic merit in a film about a concentration camp, as awful and harrowing an experience that would be to both make and view, it would need to be done by a more capable director that this assbag.

Instead, it smacks of the worst kind of exploitation. Akin to The Asylum Pictures company doing a 9/11 film.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at September 8, 2010 11:14 AM

It's horrifying, truly, but then again maybe there's some people who have to actually see something brought to life to fully realize the horror of what was done...I mean, we've all heard the horrific stories, we know what an atrocity it was, but to see those brief clips bringing it to life really cements it and makes my empathy rise about tenfold...like Paddy, I just don't know...

And for the record, although I've heard about him many times on this site, I'm not personally familiar with Uwe Boll's work, so I can't speak to that aspect of it. I wonder if the trailer would be viewed differently had it been produced by a respected director?

Posted by: tinmo at September 8, 2010 11:21 AM

Other Agent Johnson:

I agree a more capable director would better serve this subject, but I disagree that this is a not on the way to being a forgotten atrocity. When people think of something that happened in their lifetimes it holds a place as something very real that could have happened to them, but when they think of something that happened long before they were born, it loses that impact and becomes something that would never happen nowadays. We're right on the brink of that happening with the Holocaust. I think there are a lot of young people who know it was hideous but who believe it's over and gone and could never happen now. That's a dangerous belief.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 8, 2010 11:24 AM

tinmo,

That's the point. If a better director made this movie, it would be a better movie.

Uwe Boll is the cinematic equivalent of Stephanie Meyer without the inexplicable success. Do you really want either of any low-talent cliche-monster like them anywhere near epic human tragedy?

Put it this way: The difference between a director like Uwe Boll and a director like Steven Spielberg is the difference between the horrors of the Holocaust and me hugging a Jewish family. Spielberg hugged that shit. Boll will just exploit their pain for profit.

Posted by: Kballs at September 8, 2010 11:58 AM

Wich is probably the reason why no one made a film about it. And it should have stayed that way.

Posted by: Magiel at September 8, 2010 11:03 AM
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Would the world be better off without "Schindler's List"? The casual brutality and routine horror in there were pretty bad too (I seem to recall a women's shower room scene where the tension was unreal, until it turned out to be an actual shower). But who watches "Schindler's List" anymore? Might not hurt for a new generation to be reminded of how horrific man can be to man, woman and child when the crazies get put in charge. After all, they're not televising everyday life in Sudan or North Korea, are they?

Posted by: , at September 8, 2010 12:05 PM

Paddy, you make some very good points, and I think my initial comment was shot from the hip a bit. In retrospect, I'd say that it's not that I don't think that a movie about a concentration camp shouldn't be made.

It's that it shouldn't be made by Uwe fucking Boll.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at September 8, 2010 12:08 PM

PaddyDog, we're kind of on the same page. There are tiny moments in the trailer where I could see this approach working. However, Boll is not subtle enough as a director to change this from the worst kind of exploitation to something intelligent, artistic, or meaningful. Imagine if, for example, the shower sequence were trimmed ten seconds shorter--a few panicked bangs and some coughing--and then the footage of the bored guard shown again. That could be something powerful. Showing the bodies stacked on the floor after showing their tortured demise and the child burning in the oven are where he crosses the line. The teeth pulling is not nearly as aggressive as the gratuitous shots of naked death; he actually pulled back a bit on that based on his usual mode of direction.

Boll doesn't know when to say enough is enough. If he actually worked with a good editor, his films could be middling and forgettable. Instead, they're glorious beacons of what not to do on film, from overly long running times to lack of taste, bad casting to bad writing, and total ineptitude in the field of directing anyone to do anything remotely well.

Posted by: Robert at September 8, 2010 12:09 PM

I took a course in Holocaust studies in high school, and one of a similar ilk related to Evil in college. I don't think it's wrong to bring the public consciousness in on this. As it's been stated, Spielberg did a beautiful, heart breaking job with Schindler's List, and whether you like him or not, Polanski did a brilliant job with The Pianist. These stories do need to be told, and there is some really awful violence that accompanies that. However, there is a difference between healing and hurting. Those films, and many others, open your heart to the atrocities that were at the center of the Holocaust. They raise awareness, and remind the viewer that, guess what, not only did this happen, but there is nothing to suggest it can't still happen. Look at the world around you - it DOES still happen, just on a smaller scale and with less American involvement. It's good to keep us aware. But Uwe Boll is physically incapable of handling this subject with the delicacy, tact, and honor required. You can't just throw a bunch of horrifying images on a screen and expect the reaction that an audiences gives Schindler's List. You have to earn that by being compelling and keeping the humanity in there. The contrast is what matters. Real people did this, real people suffered. This isn't a video game, this isn't torture porn - this was real life. And I don't think he knows how to portray that.

I have no intention of watching this trailer or the movie. But I do think that the subject matter is still relevant and that movies can and should still be made about it.

Posted by: KatSings at September 8, 2010 12:15 PM

I think that KatSings nailed it in a way I wish I'd thought to...

Boll isn't making a heartbreaking drama about the Holocaust. He's just using it as a setting for another horror film, and trying to pass it off as artistic. And that's fucking disgusting. All it is is torture porn by way of Oświęcim.

Posted by: TK at September 8, 2010 12:27 PM

I could actually see such a movie working with a skilled writer and director. The day to day working of a concentration camp. How the people working there came to be there. How they react to what is going on. What it does to them. I might watch something like that. But, fuck, UWE BOLL?????

And I am sort of a fan of Boll's. The shear stupidity and imcompetence sometimes make for fun movies.

Posted by: Sean at September 8, 2010 12:32 PM

I agree with all of you. I do think however that in the right hands there is room for a thoughtful film that portrays the absolute unmitigated horror of the camps without softening it by having a hero emerge or a savior appear.
When I was a teenager, my school showed us Shoah, all nine hours of it. There was nothing uplifting about a second of it and it has stuck with me ever since.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 8, 2010 12:39 PM

I've never seen anything by Ewe Boll, so I dont have this immediate reaction against him that some people on this site seem to have.

I cant help but think that the almost visceral reaction I experienced while watching this trailer is a good thing. The young-uns from this generation my benefit from something that reaches from the screen and slaps them across the face.

On the other hand, judging from the critique of Uwe Boll's other works, this is probably not going to be that movie.

Posted by: strtwise at September 8, 2010 12:52 PM

I'm a history teacher. I had a seventeen year old girl in my class last year who didn't know who Hitler was. So anyone who says this shit is fresh in society's mind and adequately understood is. . . sorely mistaken. Sorely, sorely mistaken.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at September 8, 2010 2:00 PM

What strtwise said.

Posted by: tinmo at September 8, 2010 2:02 PM

teacup. . .where in hell do you teach? and do your students step off of a shortbus?

Posted by: idleprimate at September 8, 2010 2:05 PM

"We're right on the brink of that happening with the Holocaust. I think there are a lot of young people who know it was hideous but who believe it's over and gone and could never happen now. That's a dangerous belief."

Okay. I'm going to express something that I fear will come off the wrong way...but here goes. I think that part of the problem with the way the Holocaust is remembered is that it's set aside from other holocausts as unique and worse. Hear me out: I believe the insistence on the Holocaust's exceptionalism contributes to the belief that it's behind us and that kind of thing could never happen today. Except in Rwanda. And Congo. And Darfur.

As to the trailer, you'd better be damned sure those images are necessary before using them.

Posted by: samantha t at September 8, 2010 2:48 PM

and one of a similar ilk related to Evil in college.
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I went to college. I can testify to the Evil.

Posted by: , at September 8, 2010 2:55 PM

No, Samantha t, that's a totally valid point. It also opens up a whole other ugly door, which is the question of why the genocides in Rwanda, Congo, Darfur, etc., are mostly ignored. And part of that ugliness and the ignorance of the events in Africa by the rest of the world likely has to do with skin color and geography. But that's likely a debate for another time.

But your point is well-made. By making it officially the worst ever (and it is, without a doubt), we've somehow convinced ourselves that something that bad can't happen again... and since the massacres in the Africa nations haven't, mathematically, actually been as bad... they don't get as much attention.

Which is really fucked up.

I don't know if I explained that clearly, but let me finish it with the lame cop-out -- if it somehow offended anyone, it very truly was not meant to.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at September 8, 2010 3:11 PM

samantha t:

I know what you're trying to say. In fact I and my Jewish business partner have a long-standing, never to be resolved debate in which we try to out genocide each other (I'll see you your gas chambers and raise you the Irish famine, the Cromwell years and slavery in Virginia).

It amazed me how complacent people were for the most part in 1992 when somehow "ethnic cleansing" in the Balkans was not considered real genocide.

But, I do think the sheer scale and planning of what the Nazis did was unprecedented and I hope will never again be matched...with ANY ethnic group.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 8, 2010 3:18 PM

@idle

Northern Canada, and my students are completely average teenagers.


However, having said that I should clarify that I in no way think that this movie is justifiable. My kids get by just fine on selections from Schindler's List and NAPOLA in its entirity.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at September 8, 2010 5:12 PM

y'know, I would have whinged that i get sick of hearing about the holocaust, especially in light of the very regular occurence of genocides that go on around the planet, undereported and little cared about. and it is hypocritical to make a big "never again" hooplah remembering the events of WWII, while the business as usual of wholesale slaughter goes uninterupted. but, if we have reached the point where hitler and the holocaust are obscure terms i guess thats a whole different story.

teacup, when you say northern canada, are your students first nations? if so, the irony is they underwent their own holocaust long before WWII

Posted by: idleprimate at September 8, 2010 5:30 PM

Here's a question(s) I'd like an honest non-snarky answer to: Since you obviously loathe Boll and everything he stands for and puts his hands on and obviously want him to just disappear forever, then why the fuck are you plugging both him and his new movie by giving it even the leats bit of attention? Is it so you can then turn right around and bitch and shriek and shit your pants when the film debuts at #1 at the box office that this is proof of the stupidity of the people? You can't tell me there aren't otehr things that you could have posted on this site, you just can't.

Posted by: The Mad fapper at September 8, 2010 6:39 PM

holy canoli mad fapper, they are a movie news site. I don't like when they have 3 posts per week on Twilight gossip, but its a movie site, and they posted a trailer, and made a point of saying they dont really feel cool about it

are you on a fap fast and its making you crusty?

Posted by: idleprimate at September 8, 2010 6:44 PM

It's a movie site and it's a slow week for news. Uwe Boll made a movie. Hence, it can be covered by a movie site.

There's your answer, The Mad Fapper. Now go back to your Boll collection and jack off to Postal. I hear the theme park segment is hot.

Posted by: Robert at September 8, 2010 6:52 PM

@idle

It isn't so bad as being an obscure term, but the fact that even one young woman has gone seventeen years without learning about Hitler is absolutely terrifying to me, and I'm sure she's not a freak anomaly, either.

I have a decent amount of First Nations students, but a great majority of them don't do Social Studies 11 or History 12, and instead take First Nations 12. Which is pretty much exclusively taught by white teachers at my school. Um.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at September 8, 2010 7:05 PM

i am canadian, i remember highschool, though it be more than 20 yrs ago. . .i can imagine what is taught.

i got kicked out of one of my highschools when i complained about a teacher, from an english class, who sought to cleanse us of the mythology of the noble savage, not by breaking sterotypes (positive or negative) but by telling us that the "indians" weren't noble savages or even savages. I kid you not, she told us they were "animals that walk on two legs". and i got kicked out because i walked out of that class and went straight to the principal to complain. history.

Posted by: idleprimate at September 8, 2010 9:26 PM

I overheard a substitute teacher saying "Indians should be thanking us for residential schools. I don't think they were nearly as bad as they say they are." She got shut down pretty quickly for that one, at least.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at September 8, 2010 11:18 PM

@,

I see a difference here. Schindlers list was about WWII and included the concentration camps.
This is a movie solely about one of the worst destruction camps from WWII.

There was this other guy, um
(Works stuff out on google) who made a movie about it, wich I still have to see, but it sounden a thousand times better then anything Mr Boll has touched.

This one: The Grey Zone (2001)
Dir: Tim Blake Nelson.

For the fact, I saw many of Uwe Boll's films, an he is a very bad director. How you can make a lousy movie with Jason Statham is still a mystery to me.

So maybe your right. These films should be made. But not by this man.

Posted by: Magiel at September 9, 2010 4:20 AM

I hear the sound of millions of Neo-Nazis and skinheads stocking up on popcorn, lubricant, and cheap Kleenex. It's going to be a Jew-torture orgy.

'Course it kind of highlights the irony that the director best known for torture porn, is himself Jewish.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at September 9, 2010 11:13 AM

I see the name Uwe Boll and all I can think of is 'Boll Weevil'.

Posted by: Odnon at September 10, 2010 1:43 PM