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ATM Trailer: No, Not That ATM, You Goddamn Degenerates

By TK | Trailers | January 19, 2012 | Comments ()


Jesus, you people are sick. Though that would be one seriously fucked up horror movie. It'd make Hostel look like the Teletubbies. (shudder)

But I digress, as is my wont.

Here's the trailer for ATM, another tepid-looking thriller featuring pretty people trapped while an unknown assailant terrorizes them. In this case, in an ATM building. It stars Alice Eve (She's Out Of My League), Josh Peck (The Wackness), and Brian Geraghty (The Hurt Locker), and is directed by David Brooks in his feature debut. It does not look particularly promising, and frankly, this tired little mini-genre wore out its welcome when Wes Bentley was abusing Rachel Nichols in a fucking parking garage. What's next? Terror in an elevator (oh, right, that's been done)? A phone booth (whoops, that's taken too).

Coming soon, terror in... um... the shed in my backyard! In a Taco Bell drive-through! In one of those fucked up smoker's airlock cells in European airports!

Whatever, just watch the goddamn trailer:

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