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Atlas Shrugged Trailer: Too Bad They Didn't Go Galt

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (57)



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The probability that someone entertains the notion of going Galt is inversely proportional to that person’s actual contribution to the world. As such, the demographic groups most inclined to deprive the ungrateful world of their earth shattering brilliance are sixteen year olds and workers in the financial sector. Atlas Shrugged, their mantra, is finally getting a film version after decades of delays and false starts. It’s due out on April 15th of this year because of course it is.

It was rumored at various points to be starring just about every actor in Hollywood, but they finally settled on Paul Johansson and Taylor Schilling, neither of whom have made much of a mark. I’d say that all the great actors refused to sign on in order to facilitate the downfall of the film industry without their genius, but then I doubt that the script for this is exactly Rearden steel. The trailer is below:

In the second book of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, there is a ship that crash lands on prehistoric Earth. The grossly incompetent crew explains that they are all the most important people from their soon to be destroyed home planet, and that additional arks will follow. It becomes quickly clear to anyone who can read between the lines that there are no additional arks, that their world was not doomed, and that these were exactly the breed of worthless people who think that they are anything but. In other words, the translated name of the ship was the S.S. Galt.

(source: SlashFilm)









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Comments

Ayn Rand was a sociopath, and both her ideology and her excited little disciple/ass-licker, Alan Greenspan, are directly responsible for the attitudes that led to the current Depression-lite that we're in. Defy me at your peril.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at February 14, 2011 10:25 AM

That it's "Part One" is particularly disturbing.

Who does John Galt think he is, Harry Potter?

Posted by: Meghan at February 14, 2011 10:35 AM

Part 1? Dear Godtopus, there's enough story in that book to justify a part 2? And boy, won't people be disappointed when they show up to the theater and find out this isn't a corporate espionage thriller like the trailer carves it out to be. Unless they really went off kilter with the adaptation. Then it might be worth watching. I can't wait to see the new CEO of the John Galt Line pistol-whip her father before throwing him in a tank full of radioactive sharks.

Posted by: Robert at February 14, 2011 10:36 AM

But...I thought it was just about not paying your taxes!

Posted by: Jay at February 14, 2011 10:41 AM

Having just spent the weekend steeped in Woody Guthrie's music, I find this a particularly harsh way to begin the week.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 10:42 AM

Was it just me, or was that one of the most boring trailers ever?

The hook is that there's going to be an unfair business policy imposed on a company? This is like Phantom Menace without the lightsabres, space battles, podracing, interesting aliens, the Force...

Posted by: Chris JL at February 14, 2011 10:47 AM

They're rebooting Unstoppable already?

Posted by: Markus at February 14, 2011 10:52 AM

Oh my Lord.

I'm a huge Ayn Rand fan. I heard tale of an attempted adaptation of this novel, but...my God. This doesn't look good. No. Not in the least.

And boy, won't people be disappointed when they show up to the theater and find out this isn't a corporate espionage thriller like the trailer carves it out to be.

Hit the nail on the head. That's EXACTLY what they're trying to convince people it is. Yep. There will be some pissed off movie-goers for sure.

If you haven't read it, there is enough material in Atlas Shrugged to warrant two movies; movies I never wanted to be made, but alas, like an illegitimate pregnancy half way to term, we're stuck with it. One film would have forced the makers to condense the book until it was unrecognizable.

Posted by: Kaleena at February 14, 2011 10:55 AM

Did I see Principal Snyder?

Posted by: ERM at February 14, 2011 11:04 AM

If Atlas Shrugged was an RPG instead, Galt's speech would be the worst minigame ever.

Posted by: Ian at February 14, 2011 11:14 AM

Please don't take this as a slight to you Kaleena, but in my experience, the number of people who have claimed to have actually read "Atlas Shrugged" is right up there with "War and Peace", "Ulysses", and anything by L Ron Hubbard. I have a hard time believing that the typical Tea Party protester has read the book when they can't even get their signs grammatically correct.

Sort of on the same level, my younger brother perfectly fits the typical Tea Party/Ron Paul-ite. He has been unemployed for the better part of two years, lives in my parents basement at the age of 29, and its only through his disability payment from the Veteran's Administration that he has anything to speak of. Basically he is completely and utterly dependent on the same government that he constantly rails against. He demanded that I read the book, which would "open my eyes" so I did to shut him up, and when it came down to actually talking about it, he pretty much didn't get through it at all and all he knew about the book was what he gleamed off the internet. I suspect that a lot of people that claim to like this book do the same.

Again, Kaleena, I make no claim that you are the same and as an avid reader, I fully support access to any and all books. Big props for standing up for anything you enjoy. I just am not a fan of Ayn Rand's writing style or her philosophy.

Posted by: Diablo at February 14, 2011 11:14 AM

Am I the only one that got a sort of "Battlefield Earth" vibe to this trailer?

Posted by: Diablo at February 14, 2011 11:15 AM

"like an illegitimate pregnancy half way to term, we're stuck with it"

Yeah, I guess you are a huge fan of Ayn Rand.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 11:29 AM

Am I the only one that got a sort of "Battlefield Earth" vibe to this trailer?

No.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 14, 2011 11:33 AM

Since when are trains relevant?

I mean, I'm a fan of high-speed rail, but seriously... trains?

Posted by: linny at February 14, 2011 11:33 AM

God, not every Tea Party person is an illiterate redneck. I'm not a Tea Partier myself, but if you choose to only look at the most unintelligent members of a political movement, you would also think Obama's supporters just want money from "the stash".

Posted by: Mac at February 14, 2011 11:51 AM

And this movie looks really low budget and bad.

Posted by: Mac at February 14, 2011 11:52 AM

Diablo,

Heh, I am so NOT in line with anything having to do with the Tea Party. I'm a complete liberal. It actually kind of freaks me out to think that Tea Baggers would use her work for their own purposes, but hey, if Glenn Beck can use Thomas Paine for his own insidious message, then I guess anyone is up for grabs. I didn't think your comment was the least bit insulting. It's simply an exchange between two people.

Ultimately, I am a reader first and I happen to enjoy her books. *shoulder shrug* I can see why it wouldn't appeal to everyone; it comes down to personal taste. I won't argue for or against her general philosophy. That's for individuals to decide.

Posted by: Kaleena at February 14, 2011 11:53 AM

I read Atlas Shrugged, Diablo. I was fourteen, we were on a camping trip to the Outer Banks and a particularly windy night drove me from my very loudly flapping tent into the relative quiet of our station wagon, where a beat up copy of Atlas Shrugged was crammed into the driver's side door.
I stayed up all night reading the book. All night. While I completely disagree with Ayn Rand's philosophy, it's not a stretch to believe people can read the book.

Posted by: Stella at February 14, 2011 11:58 AM

So I posted this on Youtube and I'll probably get slayed for it but YOU Pajibians love me (I think?) so I'm safe.

Hah. WTF is this even about? Was this filmed in an alternate universe?

Yup, I'm clueless about this book, and what I do know about Ayn Rand I don't really like. Viva la socialism.

Hope I'm allowed to say that. Is the s-word on the banned list?

Posted by: grace b at February 14, 2011 12:10 PM

Is Atlas Shrugged the one about awesome people being awesome?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 14, 2011 12:12 PM

I was afraid I came off like this. Its not that I don't believe people have read the book (I myself have). I think the majority of the people who claim to have read it and it somehow changed their lives are full of shit. I have a hard time believing that the core constituents of the tea party movement, who have claimed this woman's legacy, could possibly get through it.

Posted by: Diablo at February 14, 2011 12:23 PM

Liberals can't believe anyone thinks they are self-centered assholes. Conservatives don’t care if everyone thinks they’re self-centered assholes.
Libertarians wonder why you don’t admire them for it.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 14, 2011 12:27 PM

The problem with Ayn Rand's philosophy of Objectivism is the same as the problem with Socialism - both could only exist on paper or in a vaccuum state. For these philosophies to truly work, 100% of the people would need to subscribe to the ideologies, otherwise their tenets are undermined by those who do not subscribe to them. It's utterly impossible in the real world.
For me, these two philosophies exist on either ends of the same spectrum: Objectivism would support 'selfishness' to the extreme detriment of the most of society and Socialism would support 'the collective' to the detriment of most of society.
Reality exists somewhere in the middle, but the middle does not sell books.

Posted by: Stella at February 14, 2011 12:35 PM

@The Mutt - nice.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 14, 2011 12:36 PM

Fully prepared for the flaming that will follow this but as fall as I'm concerned Atlas Shrugged can suck a d.

I've never gotten past page 100 (of 1463) but as far as I can tell objectivism is bullshit. Rest In Peace is right. She was entirely into the "let corporations freely pursue what they may, because they know what's best." That sounds almost exactly like the Reaganomics mantra that has proven itself false (despite O'Reilly, the Tea Party and Pailin's insistences.)

Corporations will 100 % of the time protect their own interests and look out for their profits.

I hope they split this movie into 3 parts and 1 makes 2 million dollars and 2 and 3 are never released. Not even on DVD. Not even as a miniseries on Fox News.

/Rant over.

Posted by: aroorda at February 14, 2011 12:49 PM

It's coming out this April and we now hear about it? wow. I don't like it, I tried reading it and got a thousand pages in. But score one for Hollywood for not advertising. thas impressive.

Posted by: Lordninja at February 14, 2011 1:42 PM

Oh, Armin Shimerman, I know Star Trek and Buffy aren't payin' the bills any longer, but did you have to participate in this mess?

Posted by: idiosynchronic at February 14, 2011 1:47 PM

Ayn Rand applied for Social Security for her and her husband. Seems the great proponent of self-sufficiency couldn't manage without at least once dipping into the public trough, hm?

I predict this movie will be the Left Behind series for libertarians and Tea Partiers.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 14, 2011 2:10 PM

The Left Behind Series it the Left Behind series for tea partiers.

Posted by: aroorda at February 14, 2011 2:34 PM

She didn't just accept social Security, she applied for and accepted Medicare (which she had vehemently opposed) under a fake name to hide the fact that it was she who had applied.
But then Objectivism and Hypocrisy have been close bed fellows for a long time.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 2:48 PM

Oh lordy....

This is a book that's been around for a good long time, and has been- for better or worse- enormously popular for most of it.

If there was the remotest chance of a decent film coming out of it, then it would have been done long before now. It wouldn't even be the first time a Rand was put to film. If when she was politically relevant and credible no one wanted to touch it, that should stand as the starkest warning of all.

Posted by: Placidandy at February 14, 2011 2:48 PM

Is Atlas Shrugged the one about awesome people being awesome?

Indeed it is, Mrs. Julien. Updated (spoiler), the awesome people would all virtually retreat to a social networking site where they could all be virtually awesome.

Pajiba: Hotenough.org if you count brains & attitude.


they'd have a social media website where they traded bon-mots.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 14, 2011 3:29 PM


They'd also be able to edit.

/shame

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 14, 2011 3:30 PM

Oh this is going to be just awful. Just heinous. And the name Dagney is lame and pretentious.

Posted by: klingonfree at February 14, 2011 3:57 PM

aroorda, (makes my mouth tickle when i say that. i like it)

"Corporations will 100 % of the time protect their own interests and look out for their profits."

Well, duh.
The question is, where is your objection, exactly?

With whose interests should they be primarily concerned?
Furthermore, should an entity that disagrees with you on what it should be "protect[ing]" be stripped of its right to decide for itself?

Posted by: Scott at February 14, 2011 4:34 PM

@Scott:

A corporation isn't an entity capable of deciding anything. It's an agreement people enter into to make it easier to produce things and be compensated for their work. Treating corporations as if they have rights is a very strange concept.

...

But anyway, I am curious where the speech fits in all this. It's literally long enough to get it's own move. (Search youtube for "this is john galt speaking" if you're curious and/or masochistic.)

Posted by: BonesawIsReady at February 14, 2011 5:37 PM

Scott:

The problem is that publicly-traded companies should be protecting the interests of their shareholders. However, so many of them are run in either senior management or board positions by people who subscribe to Rand's philosophy, therefore they protect their own narrow interests and not those of the shareholders. You only have to look at the past five years and the level of discontent among shareholder groups to see that most companies flip the bird to their shareholders constantly.

I would also argue that at least in US terms since SCOTUS has determined that companies are individuals, corporations hold the same level of civic responsibility as the rest of us and since I cannot randomly pollute my neighbor's water supply (by way of example) neither should they. Yet they indulge in such uncivic practices much the time.

And for the record, I work in corporate America and deal with pretty senior levels so I'm not guessing about this: I have seen it in practice.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 14, 2011 5:40 PM

It was certainly hard for me to find something good to say about this trailer, but find something I did. Here it is.....

That trailer made me want to play Bioshock again.

That is all.

Posted by: Harborwolf at February 14, 2011 5:55 PM

@BonesawIsReady,
It may be strange, but it's the reality. A corporation is recognized by the state as an entity with rights. Therefore it can make it's own decisions.
aroorda seems put off by the mere existence of corporations and as such, the no-brainer assumption that they exist to protect interests and pursue profits. i'm curious as to where aroorda would prefer a corporation's interests lie.

@Paddydog,
Most companies flip the bird? Or most executives? You can't use those terms interchangeably if you're going to make the distinction between what a company should be doing, and what it's senior management ends up doing.
But to back up a bit... You're disagreeing with aroorda as well. Your corporate America experience with "pretty senior levels" has shown you that corporations do not:
"100 % of the time protect their own interests and look out for their profits."
- because a corporation's interests would be that of its shareholders.
And you're saying:
"...senior management or board positions [...] protect their own narrow interests and not those of the shareholders."
Yes?

Posted by: Scott at February 14, 2011 6:47 PM

The only Ayn Rand book I've ever read was "Anthem" and that was only because of the band Rush. I've been pissed at Neil Peart ever since.

Posted by: Dano at February 14, 2011 6:56 PM

Atlas Shrugged - the Book of Revelations for assholes.

Posted by: strife at February 14, 2011 7:09 PM

Oh, and...
@PaddyDog

i totally agree with you that the SCOTUS determination is a binding decision as well as a protective one... (as well it should be)
But there was a mixup at the station and we've ended up on different trains.

To butcher your pollution example...
No, i can't poop in my neighboor's pool. i'm not allowed to shoot him either.
But aroorda isn't decrying that people sometimes shoot each other. aroorda is upset by the hyperbolic notion that people will always protect their property.
To which i say
1) No shit.
and
2) There is nothing inherently wrong with that.

(and please don't read this as a defense of the book, i've skimmed it. it looked terrible)

Posted by: scott at February 14, 2011 7:32 PM

I've seen this move before, it was called Bioshock, and it also showed the end result of said ideas.

Posted by: Nomanisat at February 14, 2011 8:06 PM

I saw " The Fountainhead" film adaption the other day on cable and laughed my ass off. I don't know how close the film is to the book , but the underlying philosophy has one MAJOR flaw. The Howard Roark character kept getting mad because his designs were altered after they were commissioned. For an anti-communist Ayn Rand clearly didn't understand the first rule of capitalism: The customer is always right! What an asshole.

Posted by: Dano at February 14, 2011 8:20 PM

@ Scott:

"A corporation is recognized by the state as an entity with rights. Therefore it can make it's own decisions."

No, it can't. If the Scalia-Alito-Roberts-Thomas-Kennedy bloc declares cars to be entities with rights, it does not magically empower cars with the ability to make their own decisions. It is the responsibility of the driver to decide how to drive the car, and the responsibility of the state to ensure that the driver does not drive the car in ways that violate the rights of others. Similarly, it is the responsibility of the state to ensure that decision-makers within corporations respect the rights of others.

Posted by: BonesawIsReady at February 14, 2011 8:22 PM

strife: brilliant!

Posted by: Chris at February 14, 2011 8:44 PM

This is gonna be a trainwreck.

Posted by: Shadowen at February 14, 2011 10:48 PM

Read the book as a teen, thought it was interesting. Went to the States, witnessed several acquaintances become Scientologists and was struck by the similarity of the two brands of selfishness.
Then again I'm in Austria, the socialist welfare state where I pay high taxes but have great healthcare and up to 2 years paid maternity leave, good public schools and transportation, etc and so forth so don't go by me.

Posted by: cinekat at February 15, 2011 7:46 AM

It is a perfect philosophy (although quite arrogant) for perfect human beings, who ofcourse do not exist.

Posted by: Krab at February 15, 2011 10:20 AM

Such hatred.

Posted by: Mud at February 15, 2011 11:26 AM

I've never liked Ayn Rand's socio-philosophy. I'm opposed to it on so many levels that, when talking about it, I tend to make over-sweeping statements like the one I'm about to make:

Ayn Rand and her objectivism is an immature, glib, and ultimately unrealistic world-view. It's the last word in dangerously simplistic thinking: it's a round and absolute philosophy that's easily grasped. It's been my opinion for a while that the anti-altruism edge to objectivism has less to do with opposing altruism as an evil and more to do with opposing it because it gets in the way of all-encompassing selfishness and greed. Want to believe in a values system where you can become something akin to a solipsist and bypass those pesky morals and ethics? Then objectivism is for you.

And besides all this, Ayn Rand was a terrible narrative writer. AND let's not forget she saw woman's place as below man's (and to worship him). Someone once told me that as a homosexual, I might like Rand's ideas about personal freedom. But that would gloss over the fact that even though she advocated for legal equality, she saw any attention to discrimination issues as "special privileges" from the government.

So... extreme selfishness, chauvinism and bigotry. Is it any wonder that I can't stand her or objectivism?

Anyway, I hope the movie tanks.

Posted by: Sassafrass Green at February 15, 2011 11:33 AM

I'm just going to hop in with a link, since I first saw the trailer on Balloon-Juice on Sunday. It was, I think, the most interminable two and a half minutes of my life. I showed it to my brother and he demanded his two minutes back. Then he threatened violence. *chuckle*

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/10/01/what-i-think-about-atlas-shrugged/

John Scalzi excoriates the book in what I think even the most devout Randroid will find to be tough but fair. I don't think I can add anything to it.

In closing, just one question: Is America really crying out for movies about Supertrains, Selfishness and Rough Sex?

Actually, I think I just answered my own question.

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 2:23 PM

So missing the point. Of COURSE Objectivism is flat out ridiculous. And? The main thrust of Atlas is that you simply don't have the right to appropriate the production of others, no matter how sincere and big hearted you feel doing so. And don't give me that 'obligations to society' kerap. Those are mostly fulfilled by your law-abiding efforts to improve your, and your family's, lot. Society serves the individual, not the other way around.

Posted by: Exeye at February 15, 2011 4:59 PM

@Exeye: Call me communist, or socialist, or just a whinging pinko lefty... but I really can't agree.

Society serves the individual, but imagine a world where it DID work the other way around. Imagine a world where people accept that they have a responsibility to their fellow man. A world where people don't feel a need to selfishly acquire more wealth than anyone could ever spend and where they don't devote themselves to keeping the poor and under-represented poor and under-represented. Wouldn't that be a nice world? A world where people actually care about one another, instead of living by a "screw you, that's mine!" attitude? A world where those who excel are lauded not only for their ability but also their selflessness and devotion to the universal good.

The Individual should serve Society. Everyone should serve society. Devoting your efforts to advancing the whole doesn't necessarily remove individuality or even destroy individual achievement. The benefit of One can be the benefit of All, without requiring that we all become exactly the same.

Selfishness will always be with us, I know. I accept that. It's inherent to the human condition. It's one of the two Sins (alongside ignorance). But that doesn't mean that I'm going to accept it instead of fighting it. So of course governments have to legislate redistribution of wealth, that's more or less why governments exist.

Or we can go back to the good old days of "I've got more men and swords than you do, so hand over the crops/gold/whatever."

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 8:20 PM

Sorry, realized I may have skipped a few steps with that last line. Always had trouble showing my work.

I'll try to be brief: there's a reason virtually every major religion you can name enshrines the concept of charity. These are foundational documents for building a working society, and without a level of selfless behaviour a society is doomed to crumble back to the level of barbarism.

Why don't we just call it codified/legislated Enlightened Self-Interest.

Posted by: Wintermute at February 15, 2011 8:43 PM

Wintermute, I like your style.

Posted by: Ranylt at February 16, 2011 9:16 AM