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Are You Not Entertained By The “Spartacus: Vengeance” Trailer?

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)



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If you’ve never seen the Starz historical drama (emphasis on the drama, less so on the historical) “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” then you are, by definition, not being entertained nearly enough. Not even close. While it does traffic in the same sort of fantasy violence and unabashed nudity as HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” “Spartacus” is closer to the energetic 300 than the relatively stately A Song of Ice and Fire adaptation. Actually, comparing the TV show to Zack Snyder’s movie is unfair. “Spartacus” is far superior to 300 in every imaginable way, and that isn’t just because of the equal opportunity flesh on display.

The show is better, and better than it really has any right to be considering it’s from the creative geniuses behind “Hercules: The Legendary Journey” and “Xena: Warrior Princess,” because you actually give a damn about the characters, even the ones you hate. Scratch that, especially the ones you hate. While the acting outside of Lucy Lawless and John Hannah is not always stellar, it is just good enough not to be embarrassing, and more than enough to connect with the characters. Nothing comes close to the mise-en-scène mastication of Gerard Butler, and the show’s writers help by not giving the gladiators too many complex emotions to play at any one time.

Naturally, when watching quality television, viewers can grow attached to the actors playing these roles, so when the main character has to be replaced due to health issues it is more than understandable to be concerned for the show’s future. (That illness also set this season back a full year, a year that provided us with the fun, but less consistently awesome “Spartacus: Gods of the Arena”). Thankfully, from what can be gleaned here, neo Spartacus Liam McIntyre seems to be acquitting himself well in Andy Whitfield’s loin cloth and sandals. The two men are also nearly dead ringers for each other, which is hopefully a bonus and not the sole reason McIntyre was cast.

Regardless, I love this not-your-Kubrick-much-less-Plutarch version of the Third Servile War, and I can’t wait for this show to be back on the air even if I have to wait until January 2012. I’d almost forgotten I missed it, but the trailer reminded me just how much I need this blood, sex, and tears soaked canvas in my life.

Here’s the trailer, so you can be as excited for the series’ return as I am (possibly NSFW for a few seconds of gore, but unfortunately no nudity):


Seriously, if you haven’t seen the first season, you should stop what you’re doing right now and find a way to watch it (I did via Netflix View Instant). You probably won’t regret it, and you will definitely be entertained.

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, co-hosts the internet radio show We’re Not Fanboys, and can be fed to lions on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He often wishes he could travel back to Ancient Rome, but never more than when he watches gladiator movies. But not that kind of gladiator movie.









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Comments

Yes, I am entertained.

/why I'm here.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 4, 2011 8:03 AM

I see your "entertained" and raise you a "oh yum".

Posted by: cinekat at August 4, 2011 8:43 AM

Spartacus just makes me sad these days.

Cmon Andy Whitfield! Rip dat cancer apart and come back to us.

Posted by: haplo at August 4, 2011 10:10 AM

Thank you so much for not opening with "Spartacus: Blood and Sand is so stupid, but I love it anyway." I swear, it's like critics are afraid to talk about the show without first establishing that they are far too smart to be taking it seriously.

Anyways, I doubt I'll ever get to the point where Whitfield's absence, and the reason for it, will not make me feel a pang of sadness and regret. But Gods of the Arena eventually won me over, and I'm sure this will too.

Posted by: Todd at August 4, 2011 10:38 AM

Blood and swords and NUDITY GALORE, oh yay!

I can't WAIT.

Posted by: Figgy at August 4, 2011 10:45 AM

SOOO entertained.

Posted by: Parker at August 4, 2011 10:51 AM

Glad to see it's coming back. We watched all of it and loved it.

Also the Union of CGI Blood Gushers Local #42 needs the work.

Posted by: logan at August 4, 2011 11:22 AM

As does The Alliance of Dangling Dongs.

(They're the only ones because there's so little call for Dangling Dongs. I also can't believe I just typed the words 'dangling dongs'. Three times.)

Posted by: Figgy at August 4, 2011 11:47 AM

Unfortunately, Netflix has been mucking around with Spartacus for a while... only the last 5 episodes of the first season are currently available for streaming, and they have completely removed "Gods of the Arena" (which I never got around to watching). Here's hoping they remedy that soon.

Posted by: Cody at August 4, 2011 12:11 PM

Entertained, I am.

Still sad thinking about the cancer, though. Fuck you, cancer. My friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer. I'd really like to rip cancer's toenails out with pliers, cut its eyelids off with a scalpel, and crush its nuts with a ballpeen hammer.

Posted by: MM at August 4, 2011 2:34 PM

I wouldn't dare to make a dismissive comment about cancer. But I will say this, the day I'm diagnosed with it, or something like it (karma is a bitch) I hope I have the fortitude to confront it like my fellow Pajibans. (beer in hand, naked and a pack o'smokes)

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at August 4, 2011 3:51 PM

"energetic 300"

Kind of an oxymoron, innit?

Anyways, in this trailer the Spartucus dude sounds like Seth Rogen sometimes. Bit too much for my liking but I'll watch the series none the less. Dug the other two previous ones. Actually still enjoy the Hercules and Xena shows as well.

Personally I prefer this trailer for Spartucus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHplngiagqo

Posted by: googergieger at August 4, 2011 4:00 PM

I think, from that trailer, that he's a bit...stiff.

Whitfield had a way of conveying both weak and strong. Sad and determined. At the same time.

All I see from this new guy is gruff, manly, argh.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 4, 2011 9:23 PM

Yeah, that's not Spartacus. Sorry.

Posted by: bellaluna at August 4, 2011 10:26 PM

I'll admit it. At 1:00 I let out a slightly too enthusiastic roar of delight!

And by the way, the second season was awesome, that is what a prequel is supposed to be. I actually believed those characters were younger versions of their season one counterparts. And John Hannah and Lucy Lawless, decending into their malignant and jaded maturity. Epic.

Really sad about Andy Whitfield. He really made Spartacus his own. I hope he recovers and maybe, rejoins the cast (did Spartacus have a fraternal twin? Fuckit, details are sketchy at best).

But I'm looking forward to this show returning. I hope Tapert/Donen/Raimi keep up this standard of work.

Posted by: DarthBrookes at August 5, 2011 3:33 AM

I tried to watch it. I really did. But even Lucy Lawless getting naked every five minutes couldn't distract from the shitty green screen Gladiator/300 wannabe aesthetics. The acting was ok, but everything else about the production screamed precisely that it was made by the same people who made Hercules and Xena.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 5, 2011 9:43 AM

Saturday night, approx one hour after accomplishing a 14-hour sleeping exercise, following an anti-sleep interlude required for accomodating an unsolicited 61-hour work-related stress project, conceived and proffered by a uniquely dimented and sadistic employer who will remain nameless and more than likely deceased before the end of the next work week. At this time, my brittle sensibilities and stress-torn psyche seeks sanctuary and solace from an online source as entertaining and consistently reliable as the one I presently write to now.

As expected, This search succeeds in supplying the perfect Pajiba Article and corresponding correspondence that I seek, and brings me back to a happy, hopeful place.

So invigorated and, incidentally, inspired by this perfect Pajiba Article/Correspondence, I indulgently whittle away the precious minutes of remaining weekend respite by casually compiling, combining and composing a concise composition that condences the very best commentary I've read up to now into one cohesive collection disguised as a singular Comment that craftilly captures the cream of this combined commentary:

Thank you so much for not opening with "Spartacus: Blood and Sand is so stupid, but I love it anyway." I swear, it's like critics are afraid to talk about the show without first establishing that they are far too smart to be taking it seriously.

And by the way, the second season was awesome, that is what a prequel is supposed to be. I actually believed those characters were younger versions of their season one counterparts. And John Hannah and Lucy Lawless, decending into their malignant and jaded maturity. Epic.

Personally I prefer this trailer for Spartucus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHplngiagqo

Unfortunately, Netflix has been mucking around with Spartacus for a while... only the last 5 episodes of the first season are currently available for streaming, and they have completely removed "Gods of the Arena" (which I never got around to watching). Here's hoping they remedy that soon.

Really sad about Andy Whitfield. He really made Spartacus his own. I hope he recovers and maybe, rejoins the cast (did Spartacus have a fraternal twin? Fuckit, details are sketchy at best).

Fuck you, cancer. My friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer. I'd really like to rip cancer's toenails out with pliers, cut its eyelids off with a scalpel, and crush its nuts with a ballpeen hammer.

I wouldn't dare to make a dismissive comment about cancer. But I will say this, the day I'm diagnosed with it, or something like it (karma is a bitch) I hope I have the fortitude to confront it like my fellow Pajibans.

Now doesn't the above make one helluva perfect Comment?

Commentary clips collected in current case come courtesy of Todd, DarthBrookes, googergieger, Cody, DarthBrookes, MM and BarbadoSlim. And, not to be a downer or anything, but no, BS- you won't, so discard the hope at your convenience.

Thanks for the contributions, people!

Posted by: GMan at August 6, 2011 11:14 PM

How do I allow contributors to see only their uploads in Wordpress?

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