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And Then They Were All Disemboweled By Ninjas: Monte Carlo Trailer

By TK | Trailers | April 27, 2011 | Comments ()

By TK | Trailers | April 27, 2011 |


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How is it possible that Amanda Bynes isn't in this? Or is she? After a time, all of these movies with blandly pretty young girls getting whisked away into some fancypants adventure start to bleed together. I swear this plot has been done before, that this movie has been made before, but were I to bother looking it up, or thinking about it too hard, my brain would surely rebel and punch my eyes out from the inside.

Whatever. Here's the trailer for Monte Carlo. It's about three girls who go to... oh, fuck it. SYNOPSIS!

Three young women vacationing in Paris find themselves whisked away to Monte Carlo after one of the girls is mistaken for a British heiress. And then they were all disemboweled by ninjas.

I've decided if I keep adding that final sentence to the descriptions of these insipid buckets of simpering swill, eventually it'll come true. I mean, that's not a movie they've made yet, right?



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