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And On That Day, The Mother F**king Avengers Were Born

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (19)

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TK is on vacation this week, so not only do we not have our regular trade news nerd beat, but there’s also no one standing at the door with his arms crossed to scowl at the trolls. And here I am standing at the bar trying to ward off a zombie horde (you can’t have the liquor!) and Goss just ran out the side door. Thanks for nothing. Steven’s on vacation, too, so he can’t kill any of them with his laser vision, and admin/Robert Scott is passed out drunk beneath the bar. I am so fucked.

Here’s the teaser trailer for The Avengers that ran at Comic-con. Basically, it’s the logo, with Sam Jackson talking over it. Neat, but it would’ve been cooler if Jackson had said, “the motherfucking Avengers,” and if it’d ended with the Inception music.

Brrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah.









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Comments

Yup, that's a logo all right.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at August 5, 2010 10:35 AM

About as meaty as a tofu Slim Jim.

Posted by: bleujayone at August 5, 2010 10:40 AM

If you watch it with the sound off, it's not as good as SwampShark.

SwampShark II: The Avengening

Posted by: BWeaves at August 5, 2010 10:41 AM

Might have been cool if they had added a roster call after it went to white with the heroes/characters we know will be there like Iron Man, Thor, Cap, Nick Fury and Black Widow.

Posted by: Fredo at August 5, 2010 10:45 AM

Say what you will, but the might of Marvel movies is decimating DC. This film hadn't even locked principal actors yet, and they have a teaser-teaser. Captain American was a couple weeks into shooting, and they had footage. Thor blew the doors of the place with footage.

Green Lantern had Ryan Reynolds. Suck.

Posted by: Brian at August 5, 2010 10:48 AM

I want to hear Sam Jackson read the Bible.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 5, 2010 10:51 AM

I just happened to be listening to the Inception soundtrack when I clicked this post. It really is better with the breeeeeaaaaaahh! Now if I can time a clip of Samuel L.M.F. Jackson saying motherfucking it will be perfect.

Posted by: Paul at August 5, 2010 10:52 AM

He should've said:

"I have just about had with these motherfuckin' villains on this motherfuckin' planet! Yes I hope they die! And they can all burn in hell! Avengers, motherfucker!"

Reminding everyone that they needed to band together like a bunch of Superpussies? Not so exciting.

Posted by: Kballs at August 5, 2010 10:55 AM

Yeah, that teased me right into dozing off in my chair.
I am so mother*yawn*fucking stoked... wooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Rykker at August 5, 2010 10:57 AM

The Avengers weren't born.

The Avengers were assembled.

Posted by: malikvlc at August 5, 2010 11:30 AM

Son of a bitch, you're right. BORN? That's some buffoonery!

Posted by: the new transported man at August 5, 2010 11:34 AM

I'm not passed out, I'm just trying to get a peek up your skirt.

Posted by: admin at August 5, 2010 11:48 AM

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Posted by: dalydd at August 5, 2010 12:06 PM

TK is on vacation this week, so not only do we not have our regular trade news nerd beat,

/runs off laughing, saying something about "getting while the getting's good"

Posted by: Vermillion at August 5, 2010 12:10 PM

I want to hear Sam Jackson read the Bible.

I'm tired of these motherfucking money lenders in this motherfucking temple!

Posted by: superasente at August 5, 2010 12:31 PM

all i heard when he started talking about superheroes was Mr. Glass (that's what the kids called him)...

Posted by: gp at August 5, 2010 1:22 PM

That was comic-con worthy? Really?....

Posted by: Sage at August 5, 2010 7:35 PM

TK is on vacation this week

Is he out of town? Let's go check out his basement. I hear it's like De Sade's wet dream down there. Like SAW VIII or something.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 5, 2010 9:45 PM

so, a teaser trailer, with no footage, no cast, no characters. . .umm, no tease. this was the "in case you somehow missed the deluge of non-news news items about an upcom'ing avengers movie, minus any hints from said news" trailer. this was a trailer in the sense of being like when my cat has a cling-on

Posted by: idleprimate at August 7, 2010 6:19 PM