November 26, 2008 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | November 26, 2008 |


You’d like to give kid actors under the age of 12 the benefit of the doubt, you know? I mean, their parents probably pushed them into acting and they don’t actually get any of the money and really all they care about is video games and maybe holding hands with the cute girl with freckles around her nose. Right? It’s not their fault they’re in a shitty, direct-to-DVD sequel to a franchise people stopped caring about a decade ago.

… and yet, I’m sorry, but after watching the trailer for Ace Ventura, Jr., I actually want to spank that child. I don’t even believe in spankings. His name is Josh Flitter, and I want to give this kid a time out for life. And then I want to stick his parent’s heads into a toilet. And then I want to cause great harm to many, many people. With a blowtorch. And a pair a pliers.

There’s only one good reason to watch this trailer, really. To build your tolerance levels as you prepare for a long weekend with your family. Watch it three times, and there’s nothing anyone can do to you.


Here: This will make you feel better.

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Things I Am Not Thankful For, #4,321: Ace Ventura, Jr

Gobble Gobble Goo & Gobble Gobble Gickel / Dustin Rowles

Trailers | November 26, 2008 | Comments ()




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