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A Special Cinco De Mayo Message to Arizona

By Adam Lyon | Trailers | May 5, 2010 | Comments ()

By Adam Lyon | Trailers | May 5, 2010 |


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Few actors have done hard time in state penitentiaries. Even fewer can put "Bank Robbery Consultant" on their resume. Danny Trejo can say both of these things. Danny Trejo can say whatever he wants.

And today, on Cinco De Mayo, Danny Trejo has a message for Arizona.

I hope you watched until the end. Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba are going to end up pregnant, but Steven Seagal and Robert DeNiro? Those two legendary badasses? They're gonna end up dead. Why? Because they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

TREJO. SOFT "J." TAKING OVER THIS TOWN.

(via Ain't It Cool)



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