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A Sneak Peek at the Trailer for Green Lantern

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trailers | Comments (18)

Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern.jpg

I guess the trailer for Ryan Reynolds’ Green Lantern debuts on Tuesday, and I’ll let TK do the honors once the full trailer unspools since he knows what he’s talking about with regards to comic book movies and the lamest superhero this side of Aquaman. But it has come to this: A sneak peak of a trailer.

Yeah. I know it’s stupid. But tell me you aren’t going to watch it? My R-Squared biases obviously call into question anything I might have to say about Green Lantern … but, as a superhero movie, it looks plain goddamn stupid. As a comedy? It could be fun. As a means for displaying shirtless Ryan Reynolds? Well, even the sneak peak of the trailer speaks for itself.

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Comments

You are such a comics hater.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 13, 2010 11:21 AM

that costume looks CGI terrible and also i dont understand why people consider green lantern to be lame. i think hes got a pretty neat power thats both unique and original yet has its own flaws and drawbacks so as not to be too overpowered

Posted by: jules at November 13, 2010 11:26 AM

Does this mean they have or have not appropriately harnessed the smarmy? I do not mean that as a euphemism.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 13, 2010 11:26 AM

Why are people who hate superheroes and comics allowed to make these movies?

It's like they never read a Green Lantern comic. But that's cool, right? The character has only been around nearly as long as Batman - it's not like anyone has ever heard of him.

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Posted by: Meander at November 13, 2010 11:26 AM

Wait a sec...some of those scenes look awfully close to that fake GL trailer with Fillion. Huh.

Is there a way you guys can juxtapose the two for comparison?

Posted by: Vermillion at November 13, 2010 11:49 AM

i thought that the footage looked good

Posted by: idleprimate at November 13, 2010 11:57 AM

Wait,wait, wait! So you're telling me this isn't the sequel to Sex Magic? I just assumed that the lantern ring was a euphimism for his penis....

Posted by: Blank at November 13, 2010 12:24 PM


I've got a green lantern in my pants.

Posted by: Lance at November 13, 2010 1:02 PM

Looks like they went with the "Fantastic FOur" vibe. If I'm right then it just might suck and blow at the same time.

Posted by: junierizzle at November 13, 2010 1:12 PM

Where the hell is my weekend comment diversion? Work sucks and I'm bored!

Posted by: Blank at November 13, 2010 1:34 PM

ah yes, r-squared, the coefficient of determination. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coefficient_of_determination

Posted by: farik at November 13, 2010 2:10 PM

I don't know, I found the Fantastic 4 movies to be quite fantastic.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 13, 2010 2:24 PM

I don't know, I found the Fantastic 4 movies to be quite fantastic.

This is the most awesome troll I have seen in years. That's practically art, man. Congratulations.

Posted by: Jerce at November 13, 2010 3:29 PM

Good God, Dustin. Is this what it's come to? "Borrowing" a trailer preview from Entertainment Tonight? You shame yourself, sir.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 13, 2010 9:35 PM

Moral of the story: RyRy is extremely attractive and seems to have a large penis.

Or at least that was all I got out of the trailer trailer.

Posted by: esme at November 14, 2010 10:17 AM

So, instead of casting someone appropriate for Hal Jordan, they just rewrote the character to fit Ryan Reynolds' most basic screen persona. That makes sense.

You know what the difference between Ryan Reynolds and Nathan Fillion is? Nathan Fillion made Green Lantern look good.

Posted by: RobP at November 15, 2010 10:37 AM

But are his rock hard, tasty abs showing?

Posted by: Manlyman at November 16, 2010 12:52 AM

Here again, another movie with a poorly hidden image of a building in the shape of a penis. Check out the first trailer with the green light falling from sky and hitting the top of the building at like 1:54 into the video. So stop it at 1:54. It's a Penis, Penis, Penis-shaped building. You can't deny it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9f1h0_green-lantern-trailer_shortfilms

Posted by: Dave Blaster at November 18, 2010 11:05 PM