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I’ll say this for the trailer for A Perfect Getaway: It’s well edited. And it comes from the writer/director of Pitch Black, David Twohy (who also wrote The Fugitive, G.I. Jane, and Waterworld, among many other films. More importantly, it’ll offer our first extended look at Chris Hemsworth, the Australian actor who has already been tapped as Thor and as the lead in the Red Dawn remake. And also: Timothy Olyphant as the bad guy, which he does very well (though, usually with facial hair).

Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich also star.

Fun Fact: There was also a movie in 1998 called The Perfect Getaway. It was written by Tim Minnear, who many of you know as one of the writers behind “Firefly,” “Dollhouse” and “Angel.” And it starred Adrian Pasdar from “Heroes.” Anyone ever seen it? And is it any good.

Anyway: the trailer:


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Comments

Timothy Olyphant is HOT. Steve Zahn's cool. That Hemsworth fella seems to have a lot less face in this. Oh, and I just frickin adore Milla Jovovich because...well, frankly because chicken good.
I might as well see it.

Posted by: jamiepants at May 28, 2009 11:07 AM

Seth Bullock! I am happy now.

Posted by: Julie at May 28, 2009 11:09 AM

I heart Timothy Olyphant. He has a great sneer.

mmmmmmm...

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at May 28, 2009 11:11 AM

Steve Zahn might actually get be all nerdy badass in this one? And he gets to touch the Jovovich?

I must give him money.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 28, 2009 11:29 AM

According to Kevin Smith, Timothy Olyphant isn't a very nice person. That doesn't change the fact that he makes my pajiba feel funny *giggle*

Honestly, the trailer made me feel bored. Speaking of being bored, the guy from Home and Away (the guy who was cast as Thor) always looks bored. I wonder why?

Posted by: M at May 28, 2009 11:42 AM

M, I choose to ignore that statement seeing as I want Tim Olyphant plow me like a vegetable garden.

Do they get plowed? Or just weed whacked? Whatever, as long as he's naked.

Posted by: Julie at May 28, 2009 11:50 AM

Who the hell is gonna fuck with Milla Jovovich? Have they not SEEN every other movie she's done? Bitch will cut you!

And, yes. The Olyphant. Sneer away, my friend! Just do it naked, like Julie said.

Posted by: Meggrs at May 28, 2009 12:22 PM

DAMN!!!! Saw the luscious Seth Bullock and got excited that we FINALLY had news about something to do with "Deadwood." Oh, well, I'll take my hot-sheriff-widow-banging-badass any way I can get him.

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 28, 2009 12:53 PM

Oooh, another movie Sarina can sing about, while passed out on the floor.

"O-ly-phant O-ly-phant
OOOOO-ly-phaaaaaant!"

It was grammy award winning.

Posted by: Morgagod at May 28, 2009 1:09 PM

That one blond girl is from the Expose episode on Lost. Why do I know that? I think I need to get out more. But that sun... it's so bright.

Posted by: jM at May 28, 2009 1:36 PM

The woman that was Nikki in Lost, nice to see she got a change of scenery. Out of the jungle and kaki short shorts. Oh wait.
Also, Olyphant is severely fuckable.

Posted by: Irina at May 28, 2009 1:45 PM

I'm sorry Julie, What was the question again? All I got was naked and Tim Olyphant.

Posted by: M at May 28, 2009 2:11 PM

I wish I were severely fuckable.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 28, 2009 7:00 PM

What's with the retarded music?

Posted by: Justin at May 29, 2009 3:48 AM