Pajiba

That's a long way, Dustin, to Amsterdam NL.

I will literally drag everyone I know to see this movie. Multiple times. And they have to pay for the popcorn, because that shit is expensive.

*Crosses off another day on his calendar*

I may be a pansy-ass liberal, but I do have guns, Rowles. Don't even try it.

Come mid-July I'm going to be in full on moving mode, but I'll try and squeeze this in, if only because I love some Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Also, it looks like the socially awkward guy from "Criminal Minds" is in this too and he's not so bad his damn self. Can't say Zooey Deschanel does anything for me though. Sorry.

What, Nia Vardalos isn't in this? Forget it.

We don't get this for ages and I wanna see!

It's in my diary.

Yes I have a diary. I'm an adult. Allegedly.

goddammit, Dustin. I'll be the girl walking out of this movie all blotchy and red-nosed and sniffling with a wad of damp kleenex being torn to shreds in my hands. Because I must see it, and I just know it's going to make me start crying about eight to ten minutes into it, and I won't be able to stop til it's over. And we're not talking pretty crying, either. Messy, shuddering, practically hyperventilating over my soda crying. Possible sobbing. Because that's how good it's going to be.

And then I'll come to your house and poke you repeatedly for making me go see it. So there.

Zooey Deschanel's career choices constantly veer on the blade-thin line between greatness and horrific choices. Maybe this (and it looks fantastic!) will finally push her into the greatness territory. Here's to hoping that she won't follow this cinematic candy with another horrible Jim Carrey abomination (fingers firmly crossed)...

I don't wanna turn on the sound here, but....tell me they didn't use that song. TELL ME! It's basically the one Hall and Oates song that I hate, and I had to suffer through it every time I saw the "Chuck and Larry" trailer.

I can't go for that, dig?

We all know you won't step foot in CT so I'm not worried about you, Dustin.

But I'd go just to see JGL anyhoo.

Gah! After the atrocious Tin Man, I dislike Zooey intensely. She is NOT a good actress!! You cannot do wide-eyed stare to convey every single emotion and call that acting!

I will see this movie anyway. Because I believe in love.

won't see it. nothing against her,i actually like her... but after 'winter passing' i swore off formulaic indie movies for good. no "little miss sunshine" no "away we go"...basically if it has a poster with scribbly block print or zooey deschanel you can count me out.

I am *not* slobbering in anticipation for this. It has all the prospects of 1.5 - 2 hours of "cute, cute, cute!" in store. SO not my type.

But - I'm willing to cut a deal.

If I see this - hellovan effin' big if - am I off the hook for 'Away We go'?

At least I made it through the trailer for this one without vomiting or going into spasms. Hell WILL freeze over before I see 'Away We Go.' Not even as a freebie.

Is this on "Stuff White People Like" yet? Because it reeeeaallly looks like a movie white people would like.

STOP FUCKING TAUNTING ME.

I want to see it now, pajiba/world.